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I’m sorta just running side commentary into the void as opposed to into the mirror like I usually do à la solitary parakeet. She/her-ish, gothic enjoyer, hater of the Times New Roman font, yadda yadda yadda :)

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All that carpet space and he chooses to sit smack up against his brother’s fluffy butt…

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Really starting to come around to the term ‘nibling’ as a neutral for niece/nephew! Kinda cute, sounds like ‘nibbling’.

“What are they,” you ask, “little sharks?” Yes. Yes they are.

Also I just got to tell my cat that her niblings are downstairs nibbling on each other. So there’s that.

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Since we’re running up on the longest gov shutdown here in the States, this is a proposal I’ve had on the stove for several years now 😈

If the gov shuts down, the ban on swords (not firearms, swords ⚔️ ) is lifted in congress. The house and senate members are granted immunity for all sword-related injuries they inflict upon their coworkers during this time. If anything, they might learn to cooperate with one another to not get stabbed.

This is, of course, fully televised for the entertainment of the American public.

If they won’t give us the bread, I figure we’re at least owed a circus 🤡🎪🤡

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Last night my DM of our current campaign was threatening psychological horrors on my character, then later texts me asking if I want some of the thing he’s cooking. These are unrelated because he is not sorry.

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Accidentally clicked on a TikTok notification today mistaking it for a Tumblr one… Blegh!

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Need to take myself down to the local antique depot for a Prowl…

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There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

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I like to pretend I’m the evil witch that put him there. It helps me not feel so enraged but the incessancy of that bozo always being stuck in the chamber

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Lol then why are you helping him out? ARE YOU PLAYING BOTH SIDES????

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I would probably only engage in helping him the same way I watched High School Musical 2: feverish and Out Of My Wits on cold medicine.

I’m waiting to press the skip button and get back to my webcomics (which may feature more monarchies) before my head explodes

[evil-puppetmaster]

There are a lot of reasons to oppose monarchy but one of the most overlooked is that the king is always getting stuck in some kind of hazardous puzzle chamber filling up with gravel or lava or something. Do your fucking job man

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I like to pretend I’m the evil witch that put him there. It helps me not feel so enraged but the incessancy of that bozo always being stuck in the chamber

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Reblog to put candy in your followers halloween buckets :)

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Tag game !!!!!

Put your favorite quote. Could be silly, inspiring, idc.

“Every new game, we adapt, we grow, and we figure out new ways to kill ourselves”

open tags!!!

[when-l1fe-gives-you-lem0ns]

"If Anything, I See You As A Bother Figure, Because You're Always Bothering Me"

"if anything I see you as a bother figure. because you're always BOTHERING me."

@cranberry-branflakes @neversaymayday @ieatmacbooks @futurecatladypt2 @aceofblades222 @wtf-am-i-doing-in-life

[aceofblades222]

“You all have a little bit of ‘I want to save the world in you’… I want you to know that it’s okay if you only save one person, and it’s ok if that person is you.”

@purple-dinosaur17 @sunmoonyandstars @turtlereefsoul13 @thrice-owns-my-ass

[turtlereefsoul13]

"your job is to help the deaf people hear the music.

IS THE GUARD READY?"

@chaoticlycollected @frooglet

[chaoticlycollected]

"We're all replaceable.. We aren't replaced frequently by that one specific as we were different enough to make that person go 'huh. this person's not typical'. Make someone go 'who is that' make a mark in someone's life that they remember you vaguely."

@1-jar-of-stars @pietratoons @problematicpersonna @popcorn-milk

@randommle

[1-jar-of-stars]

im gonna do 5 cause i dont listen

“let the world we dream about be the one we live in now.” from hadestown

"sometimes when i can't sleep, i imagine van gogh singing leonard cohen's hallelujah into his cut ear and feeling peace." - ocean vuong

“We are the cosmos dreaming of itself. It’s simply a dream that I think is my life, every time. But I’ll forget this. I always do. I always forget my dreams. But now, in this split-second, in the moment I remember, the instant I remember, I comprehend everything at once. There is no time. There is no death. Life is a dream. It’s a wish. Made again and again and again and again and again and again and on into eternity. And I am all of it. I am everything. I am all. I am that I am.” - Midnight Mass

“i loved you completely. and you loved me the same. that’s all. the rest is confetti.”- The Haunting of Hill House

“see how it shines”- abstract (psychopomp)

anyway. i’m done now‼️

tagging: @cleverwhvre @capybella @mysterious-corpse @so-long-londonn @popcorn-milk @futzfuck @girlwith1braincell @st4rgir222 @natsaint

[girlwith1braincell]

thank you so much for the tag <33

i have a few i fear

“It’s like the tide going out it goes out slowly but it can’t be stopped” “I’ll stop it, i’ve stopped it before” -Little Women 2019

“How I love being a woman!” -Anne With An E

“Listen, Louella, if you let them treat you like an animal, they will. So don’t let them.” Sunrise on The Reaping

And an honorable mention to, “Maknae eats first” by Yoon-chae from Katseye cause it’s iconic

npt 🏷️ : @imsososolesbian @boopieluvsyou @cherrysgf @pattiluponesno1fan-gayestswiftie @lovemie @novahoon @emmabortion +open tags

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tysm!!

this is so hard.... i think my favorite is from the scott pilgrim anime. i love the whole series- comic, movie, anime, but this stuck with me the most

"Because I’ll have a lot of trouble saying it later, let me say it now. I love you, Scott. And I run away from the thing that I love. But what I’ve done in the past doesn’t have to define me. Help me keep remembering that, okay?"

tags: @parkerschemistry @elliefucker69 @essily

[essily]

"My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage!"

and

“But there are some things I know for certain: always throw spilt salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavender for luck, and fall in love whenever you can.”

both from practical magic!!

tags: @crackny2k @flowersandsuch111 @lesbian-in-leather @accidentallylita

[accidentallylita-deactivated202]

“you take little scratchings on a page and build a whole world, and i believe you” — Virginia Gay, on screenwriters

@vaguely-functional-directions @caffeinsanity @txtsfrmth-morgue

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“Peace has cost you your strength! Victory has defeated you!” - Bane, The Dark Knight Rises

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All you Conclave movie fans ought to know: Benitez is noted in his intro in the book as specifically sitting next to the third act photocopier.

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🗡️Festive Ides, y’all!🗡️

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Tf when you’re working in a shipping depot—just a big warehouse—and then one of the bay doors opens and I see the trees and they call to me. They call to me and tell me to sprint into them and disappear.

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“Misery loves company” generally implies a certain bitterness—wanting others to suffer if you must suffer, but in reality misery loves company because the loads feels lighter when you have someone to carry it with.

Or even to just like. Tell you you’re doing a good job and commiserate a little. Ain’t nothing wrong with a *little* commiseration…

(Go tell the homies they’re doing a good job)

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Carbohydrates prevent the arrival of “the creature”, who is a total bitch.

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The dices are so nices!!

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✨CPI inflation calculator my beloved✨