Fae Beast

I'm Seth, 30, working-class, father of 1. I'm short and ungodly warm. If you want something tagged tell me. Stop by for a chat my inbox is always open. tag list: starwars stuff : tyke's holocron my son: minityke DISCLAIMER: No pixies were harmed in the making of this blog.

[softdomsworld]

Nudes in a relationship are important.

Yes, I wanna see your tits while I'm at work for the 375496767949th time.

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[krisispiss]

I’m having VERY vivid memories of finding a DS stylus that was the pokemon Mew with a GIANT cock that had the stylus tip coming out of it and I’m not sure if its real

[dreamofhircine]

[krisispiss]

HOLY SHIT IT’S REAL AND WORSE THAN I REMEMBERED….

[axeystuff]

Cursed stylus

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[feministfandomforever]

Put this in the same locked chest in the attic where we keep the jar jar binx lolli pop

[chilewithcarnage]

probably feels good af to latch your jaws onto someone and not let go

[chilewithcarnage]

they're putting me down tomorrow 😔

[gluecks-schmiede-deactivated202]

[maelstromx-deactivated20250301]

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

tinder link in bio.

[swoopyswish]

the replies:

[newtgeiszler]

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

[funnelcloudd]

[probably-crazy-writer]

I’m sobbing

[kleefkruid]

I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves

[ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

[ihavemace]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

her pussy

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

OUTTA MY WAY IM BOUT TO GE- ouchie. Ouch. Ouchie.

[gigglepuffpixie]

get back here and share that with the class

[eltrolodecadadia]

[the-big-mood]

HAPPY EASTER [X]

[memewhore]

[taken-aurally]

[annemunson]

[pettycentral]

[homoslovenc]

not even God can predict this ending

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[keymageheartfilia]

re-blogging again xD

[lionowlonao3]

what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂

[best-of-reblogs]

[peptothesi]

I feel like it’s a duty to reblog such a natural treasure

[bogleech]

All those accounts though….

[thegeekogecko]

[tiktoks-for-my-besties]

[alexaloraetheris]

My favorite brand of people are musicians who hear Rush Fucking E, which isn't technically meant to be played by a human at all, and immediately picking up their instrument and going 'bet'.

[bed-bath-and-bazinga]

A story in three parts

[inbabylontheywept]

you said i grabbed a wire bare,

i didn't know the voltage there

but if I did, well really, what's it to ya?

there was a blaze of pain in every nerve

the breaker flipped as power surged

and broke me with a holy hallelugyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[beebox-illustrations]

Happy Easter!! ✨🐝

Thought the boys deserved at least one nice, happy Easter egg hunt and in my mind Bobby did so too :)

Have a fantastic Sunday 🌻

[fernacular]

Unpopular Stardew Valley opinion:

I don’t think Clint is as bad as people make him out to be. 

People often accuse him of being a creepy stalker incel but he always came off to ME as just a painfully awkward guy with low self esteem. He never actually blames Emily for his failure to speak up about his feelings, and him continuing to try even after you start dating her is I think less a character trait and more another example of the game’s occasionally wonky coding.  (Robin will sometimes ask you if you’re friends with her son even after you’ve married him, sooooo)

But so yeah, I’m not a huge Clint stan or anything but I don’t dislike him I think he’s just a sorta anxious dude who people jump to hating because he shares some superficial traits with actual assholes.

(also I have a sneaking suspicion that people would be a lot more forgiving if he wasn’t fat)

[fernacular]

Reblogging this for no particular reason

[fernacular]

Actually no, I’m going to expand on this, because the reactions I’m seeing to the Clint romance announcement are pissing me off.

The Fandom hatred for Clint has, in my opinion, always been wildly disproportionate. He’s not an incel, please google what the fuck that actually means. He’s a painfully shy guy with shit luck and an unrequited crush on a girl who isn’t even aware of it until he finally tells her, then she lets him down easy and he accepts it. That does not an incel make. If that’s still enough for you to dislike him, fine, but he’s not the Devil incarnate get a grip.

And the interpretations of his words and actions are always the absolute worst faith interpretations possible, this guy gets no benefit of the doubt.

This poor sap finally gathers enough courage to go up to Emily’s door and ask her out, but when she opens the door unexpectedly he panics and hides from her in a bush because he got scared and lost his nerve. Anyone else and people would find that cute, but because it’s a big ol’ fat dude doing it he’s suddenly a stalker.

I’m not even a huge fan of Clint. I’m not even a huge fan of Clint. But the double standard is infuriating.

Because I know in my fucking gut that he wouldn’t be getting a third of the vitriol he gets if he was skinny and handsome. It’s implied in the game that he’s shy and awkward precisely because he’s a big dude and that has made him wary of how people perceive him. And for him to be proven so goddamn correct all the time in this fandom is breaking my heart for a guy I usually only vaguely care about.

Anyway. When the update comes around I’m gonna make a farmer who’ll blow Clint’s back out on the rebound. Because he fuckin’ deserves it at this point.

[mk-58]

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ. SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something. MAROON = You taught me something new. CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh MAUVE = You are really talented BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better. CYAN = We have very little in common THISTLE = I only just started following you INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it) VERMILION = You make me feel passionate HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname LAVENDER = You inspire me CORAL = You’re a meme UMBER = I want to know more about you FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class SAFFRON = I love your ideas TIMBERWOLF = I trust you FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you PLUM = I’d like to chat with you TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic SAGE = You make me cry CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something! VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you