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Nudes in a relationship are important.
Yes, I wanna see your tits while I'm at work for the 375496767949th time.
I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me
I’m having VERY vivid memories of finding a DS stylus that was the pokemon Mew with a GIANT cock that had the stylus tip coming out of it and I’m not sure if its real
HOLY SHIT IT’S REAL AND WORSE THAN I REMEMBERED….
Cursed stylus
Pokemon Heritage Post
Put this in the same locked chest in the attic where we keep the jar jar binx lolli pop
probably feels good af to latch your jaws onto someone and not let go
they're putting me down tomorrow 😔
I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit
tinder link in bio.
the replies:
*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?
I’m sobbing
I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves
her pussy
OUTTA MY WAY IM BOUT TO GE- ouchie. Ouch. Ouchie.
get back here and share that with the class
HAPPY EASTER [X]
not even God can predict this ending
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
That last fatal scream tho
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
i’m crying
I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it
IT’S BACK
HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK
IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?
re-blogging again xD
what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂
I feel like it’s a duty to reblog such a natural treasure
All those accounts though….
My favorite brand of people are musicians who hear Rush Fucking E, which isn't technically meant to be played by a human at all, and immediately picking up their instrument and going 'bet'.
A story in three parts
you said i grabbed a wire bare,
i didn't know the voltage there
but if I did, well really, what's it to ya?
there was a blaze of pain in every nerve
the breaker flipped as power surged
and broke me with a holy hallelugyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Happy Easter!! ✨🐝
Thought the boys deserved at least one nice, happy Easter egg hunt and in my mind Bobby did so too :)
Have a fantastic Sunday 🌻
Unpopular Stardew Valley opinion:
I don’t think Clint is as bad as people make him out to be.
People often accuse him of being a creepy stalker incel but he always came off to ME as just a painfully awkward guy with low self esteem. He never actually blames Emily for his failure to speak up about his feelings, and him continuing to try even after you start dating her is I think less a character trait and more another example of the game’s occasionally wonky coding. (Robin will sometimes ask you if you’re friends with her son even after you’ve married him, sooooo)
But so yeah, I’m not a huge Clint stan or anything but I don’t dislike him I think he’s just a sorta anxious dude who people jump to hating because he shares some superficial traits with actual assholes.
(also I have a sneaking suspicion that people would be a lot more forgiving if he wasn’t fat)
Reblogging this for no particular reason
Actually no, I’m going to expand on this, because the reactions I’m seeing to the Clint romance announcement are pissing me off.
The Fandom hatred for Clint has, in my opinion, always been wildly disproportionate. He’s not an incel, please google what the fuck that actually means. He’s a painfully shy guy with shit luck and an unrequited crush on a girl who isn’t even aware of it until he finally tells her, then she lets him down easy and he accepts it. That does not an incel make. If that’s still enough for you to dislike him, fine, but he’s not the Devil incarnate get a grip.
And the interpretations of his words and actions are always the absolute worst faith interpretations possible, this guy gets no benefit of the doubt.
This poor sap finally gathers enough courage to go up to Emily’s door and ask her out, but when she opens the door unexpectedly he panics and hides from her in a bush because he got scared and lost his nerve. Anyone else and people would find that cute, but because it’s a big ol’ fat dude doing it he’s suddenly a stalker.
I’m not even a huge fan of Clint. I’m not even a huge fan of Clint. But the double standard is infuriating.
Because I know in my fucking gut that he wouldn’t be getting a third of the vitriol he gets if he was skinny and handsome. It’s implied in the game that he’s shy and awkward precisely because he’s a big dude and that has made him wary of how people perceive him. And for him to be proven so goddamn correct all the time in this fandom is breaking my heart for a guy I usually only vaguely care about.
Anyway. When the update comes around I’m gonna make a farmer who’ll blow Clint’s back out on the rebound. Because he fuckin’ deserves it at this point.
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