tyler!!!

he/him 16🎱 gay asf smash all the guitars till we see all the stars

[luntfontanne]

[bonivers]

#24 on ur spotify wrapped describes how 2024 will go, how screwed r u

[tylerslays]

smile like you mean it by the killers

god i hope i will

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[iceslushii]

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

[yiffmaster]

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

[llsilvertail]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

[computationalcalculator]

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

"capitalism breeds innovation" was only ever true in the mid-2000s when cell phones kept getting more and more fucked up

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

^ healthy and diverse breeding practices

^ wild inbreeding in pursuit of uniformity and an arbitrary ideal of breed "purity" resulting in gross health complications

[kleefkruid]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

[evilwizard]

he breasted the boulder boobily up the hill…

[straightboyfriend]

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

[aofvoid]

God in the Garden of Eden

[unyanizedcatboys]

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

[tylerslays]

more like aziraphale in the garden of eden

[eightdoctor]

im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again

[eightdoctor]

nothing more satisfiying than this. really sates that primal urge to Plug Things In. but you know i think we can take this even further

[eightdoctor]

ooooooouhg oooooofg.....whops........oupsies

[tylerslays]

a gay biology nerd has sex for the first time. call that a homo erectus

badum tss

[ourdarling]

meme idea based on my Actual First MCR Exposure that has been in my brain for a while. does this song still do this to anyone else or.

[alphagodith]

a collection of motivational insights regarding content creation and creative hobbies

and of course the classic

[shadowen]

I’ve shared this story before, but some of the best advice I’ve ever gotten was from a writing professor who said, “The thing that makes your work interesting isn’t the stuff you’re good at, it’s the stuff you struggle with. Because you’ll either focus on improving those skills until you’re really good or you’ll figure out how to work around it in really cool ways.”

[porterdavis]

[animentality]

[andoutofharm]

photographer: hey can i take ur picture before ur show :)

all four chemical romances:

[tylerslays]

DAMN TUMBLR REALLY LINED THAT UP

honestly what was that

[tylerslays]

bit of a rant but like,,,

im mad that trans people are forced to change our names, especially trans men, if we ever want to be gendered correctly by strangers that kniw our name. Why can’t men be called Kate, Jessica, Charlotte, Laura. Why can’t women be called Jack, Blake, Andrew, Patrick? why do we put these boundaries on ourselves. Why am i gendered correctly as a man at work.. until they see my nametag and rush to correct themself. Yes i changed my name, but i felt forced into it by society. i will never be accepted as a man called Charlotte. thats not how our world works. Even meeting other trans people at work, they asked what my actual name was, as if a trans man couldn’t possibly be called that. i’m sick of male culture being so allergic to femininity, or even a hint of it. why can women be called Max, Sam, Charlie, Alex, stereotypical mens names, but few feminine names have been adopted for boys. why is that?? i know one trans man who didn’t change his name (whose name wasn’t already gender neutral), and he is constantly telling people that his name is Sasha, hes not waiting on a girl to show or anything

it’s infuriating that even after transitioning we are questioned and ridiculed for not being ‘male enough’. we myst change every part if ourselves to fit in with society’s views, yet we still will never truly fit in. why is it so?

[machine-saint]

writing a callout post for our cat:

invading queer spaces (the dining room table)

refusing to listen to queer voices (us telling her to get off the dining room table)

harming queer bodies (puts her claws out when you pick her up)

[tylerslays]

adding because my dog needs a callout

-physically attacking queer people (sits on top of me and i can’t breathe

-erasing queer spaces (kicks me off my bed so i have no space)

-taking queer resources (stealing my food)

-forces queer people to do what they want (bullies me to take him on a walk)

[genderkoolaid]

Trans Horror Stories and Society's Fear of the Transmasculine Body

What the film Hereditary reveals about society’s moral panic surrounding transmasculine people.

In a horror story, a young teenage girl feels as if she were meant to be a boy. She wears baggy clothes to mask her new curves; her hair hangs lank and unwashed around her face, to which she has not applied makeup; her gait is awkward, lumbering, unfeminine. This girl does not have friends and cannot identify with her peers, with whom she does not share interests. She is alone except for her family, who try desperately to save her. This is a story that has been told twice this year in different formats. It's the leading anecdote of Jesse Singal's contentious reported feature "When Children Say They’re Trans," which covered the July/August issue of The Atlantic and was released in time for Pride month in June. It also begins Hereditary, director Ari Aster's debut feature film — a visceral, harrowing horror movie about a demonic cult with an American nuclear family in its grip. The stories share a premise, but they end differently. In Singal's account, the girl, Claire, is saved when her parents sign her up for therapy, take away her access to YouTube, and guide her to the realization that girls can enjoy short haircuts and still be girls. Aster's version of the fable arrives at the 'tragic' conclusion implied by Singal's — it ends in transition. The girl becomes a boy.