Trying to figure things out

Taylor. 25. They/them.

[radicalgraff]

“The only dangerous minority is the rich”

[animusrox]

Parks and Recreation S03E14

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

“Attracted to them books” LMFAOOOO

[prideprejudce]

@carrie-frances​ im screaming 

[myseri]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

MOUSE ARMOUR

[joshpeck]

mouse anemone

[flowisaconstruct-deactivated202]

Mouse condo, previously owned by Venus Williams, desirable neighborhood, available immediately.

[jadorexjaii]

That's so cute 😭😭

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida

[thighetician]

Apex predators

[jamtastik]

Yooooo

[big-robot-fan]

Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people

[sinesalvatorem]

TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man

[t3trahedron]

Hopefully this doesn’t burst anybody’s bubbles, but the video’s fake (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-man-save-friend-from-reptilian-attack/)

Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.

To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank

[lone-crusader227-deactivated202]

Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there

[ren-of-rationality]

No people or animals got hurt, guy got to try and elbow drop an alligator, and his friend got to find out just how ride or die his friend is. As far as I’m concerned this makes the whole thing better.

[gwyoi]

[hexpress]

ty for stealing this one much appreciated

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

people in the notes suggesting it was "improper" for the juror to do this or that it "introduced bias" to the court proceeding 🙄 the ice agent in question accused a moc of assaulting him / resisting arrest. how is the agent being a white supremacist not relevant. what universe are you living in

Juror fined $11,227 after googling ICE officer's peculiar uniform patch | Boing Boing

A juror was held in criminal contempt and fined more than $11k for researching his case online. The man, named as Stephen Miele, told other

[laughoutloud-club]

We’d all be witches lets be honest

[hell-much]

Stairs in my brother’s guest room.

Fuck getting up them drunk.

Trying to get down, when hungover, still drunk and you really have to pee. That’s when they get you.

[homopower]

Home architects really woke up one day and chose violence.

[badassdemonsword]

[corvodumpy]

Oh come on you HAVE to include the footage.

[vote-for-eggman]

???????????????

[yekkes]

The internet agrees with me:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

[togetherwithmistakes]

The fact that this photo implies that Shaggy’s last name is Scoobydoo is sending me

[link-the-feral-anon]

My gods I KNOW his last name and I just accepted Shaggy Scoobydoo as his name

[panakin-crywalker]

If his first name is Shaggy what’s so weird about his last name being Scoobydoo?

[iconicanemone]

@link-the-feral-anon What’s Shaggy’s last name?

[link-the-feral-anon]

His name isn’t even Shaggy @releasetheroombas

His name Norville Rogers

[broken-blank]

Excuse me, his name is WHAT-???

[link-the-feral-anon]

And his nickname in high school was “Buzz”!

[xmythstarx]

……….

l i g h t y e a r?…..

[link-the-feral-anon]

Nah, I think it was because his hair was a buzz cut back then, but I dunno for sure

[beetletricks]

Saw first post and last thing I was expecting was “Centaur” and nicknames

[everythingfox]

Ruby thinks she’s a snow leopard

(Source)

[apocalypse-polakiewicz]

hkasof

[afaerytalelife]

[eastsidepapi]

“I love your energy” is a top tier compliment

[willowthewhore]

Just need an intense make out session where her hand is around my throat while she grinds her thigh between my legs 🤌🏻

[memeclassheroes]

[gailyinthedark]

dying

[autisticexpression]

That means you’ll get to meet him soon!

[firstlovesuggestions]

We fit together perfectly. Our fingers, our bodies, our lips, our souls. You were my missing puzzle piece all along.