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senshimeshi

Get this shit out of my fucking face LIKE WHAT IS THIS?????

beecheekz

RIP groupchats this was a once in a lifetime experience </3

not-indiana-jones

Was anybody gonna tell me tumblr got rid of groupchats, or was I just supposed find out from a post about narutos ass

folkdances

hate hate hate that anxiety translates over into physical symptoms like what the fuck you're supposed to be a MENTAL illness

kasphyxia-deactivated20210107

need a girlfriend so i can deactivate for good

rottingfacade

kasphyxia-deactivated20220529

Bad news everyone

notallmensheviks

brb thinking about the immortality of the crab

hellsite-yano

Yeah I'll go ahead and incorporate that into my vocabulary.

theindestructiblelittlemy

is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

randomslasher

This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism.

methotrex8

radiolightning

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

Want some more?

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

I’m back with some more!

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot

to find later

warchiefwindrunner

"i'm looking respectfully" well i'm looking carnally. i'm looking like a whore

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

DGFDSFGFGGFDFGFGGFRSFGFGGFDFGFGGF

marquisoforder

“this character is not canonically bisexual” to YOU. i know them personally

nodogsonmoon

how dare you hide this in the tags

jessebloom

they should do this for tumblr so you know when a lot of picrew icons are gonna be filling up your notes

songsofwaterandnight

pukicho

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

Would you?

taakitz

hi!! this is a blue crush lemonade from a restaurant called Sugar Mama’s in Baltimore, Maryland, for anyone wondering!!!! support Black-owned businesses!

thorne-exe

*drinks the support black owned businesses juice*

sadclowncentral

my opinion on quantum physics is that we should stop looking into it. it's none of our business and frankly the particles seem to agree

3pblueberry

scientists should walk away really exaggerated and call out ‘OK! i guess i’ll stop researching quantum physics...’ and then when the particles relax, they whip around super fast like a kid who just watched Toy Story trying to trick their toys into acting alive