Giraffe-taur drops a quarter: the crappy comic.
okay but this is the purpose of the internet. I can look at a cute comic about a giraffe centaur who dropped his quarter trying to get a crappy vending machine snack. In no universe would I think of or make this myself. How awesome
[Image description: Five-panel comic of a giraffe-based centaur at a vending machine labeled “snacks or some shit”. In the first panel, they’re bending down with just their human torso to look at the bottom of the vending machine. The subsequent panels show them stooping lower and lower, reaching for something under the vending machine, first by splaying out their forelegs to the side and then going down on their knees so their human chest and arms are on the ground to peer under the machine. In the last panel, their whole body is lying flat on the floor looking exhausted.
The human torso of the “giraffe-taur” has short, curly black hair and brown skin and connects to the giraffe body with a short section of giraffe neck. The brown-spotted yellow giraffe fur pattern extends partway up the human torso and on their lower arms. /end description]
