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Me leaving the theater after seeing Detective Pikachu

has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

spider noir: i punch nazis for fun

me and every other jew in the theater:

me, who’s not a jew

Literally any reasonable person:

He made it for you.

projared cheated on his wife and solicited/sent nudes and i memed it

it really does only take one basket of laundry you procrastinate putting away before your whole life turns to shit huh

With the news about Jared and Holly coming out please remember a few things:

Ross already knows. Stop tweeting him about it. Don’t mention it in his stream chat. Leave him alone.

Saying that Ross deserved better is not helping anyone’s case. It is probably hurting Ross more than you think.

Heidi is very strong. Just because she put it online doesn’t make her evil. She deserves just as much healing as she is wishing upon Jared.

Please be kind. Send Heidi kind words. If you have proof of Jared’s abusive actions speak up, no one deserves to suffer in silence.

I’m happy for him.

New Detective Pikachu movie posters for China

Me: *sees pikachu*

Me: A PIKACHU?

Pikachu: *puts on hat*

Me: DETECTIVE PIKACHU??

I think this is the only time in the show’s history that Hannibal was truly thrown by something a guest said.

Hannibal spent years putting up with the weirdest stupidest shit and was defeated by a man who didnt kno there were 2 koreas

Ty