dogs are cryptids now @ufowitches - Tumblr Blog

if anyone was wondering if i still write and if im still a freak, the answer to both is obviously yes.

totally forgot that “I dont have the strength to stay away from you anymore” was a twilight line i genuinely thought it came from the harry styles/barack obama gifs

rockergiirl

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

jester-operation

I habe some bad news

rockergiirl

BOTH TOWERS?

medievaljournalist

everyone posting their 'blue sky' as if there isn't a veil of darkness hanging over the world

official-keyes

this happens to her because she behaves badly

tothechaos

hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that

medievalthymes

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

ufowitches

how it feels to read 400 pages of a book in one sitting

innerchildabortionclinic

that woman on tiktok giving parents advice on making their kids "less weird" in school is genuinely going to hell

innerchildabortionclinic

who cares if your 12 year old meows at people. it's grade school, not a job interview. and before anyone says anything no I wasn't the meowing kid. I was a wolf thank you very much

silyaspider

If I'm ever making hiring decisions and a candidate meows at me, I'm hiring them.

innerchildabortionclinic

this honestly☝️

gremlininho

looking. at you

segamascott

the average tumblr user's inherent inability to detect sarcasm facetiousness irony or just a regular old bit explains why booktok is nothing but books that read like "he walked into the room because he was going there. it was dark because it was night which is why he turned on a light. which is a metaphor"