almost a fandom blog

[animalcrossingmemes]

[catgirldirk]

not to step into a controversial topic but i know exactly what i want and who i want to be, i know exactly why i walk and talk like a machine, i’m now becoming my own self fulfilled prophecy, oh, oh no, oh no, oh no-o

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

pretty fucked up that theres air mattresses and water mattresses, but no earth or fire ones. whats up witht hat huh

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

[thecryptkeeper]

loved the age where you could look up paranormal stuff and have no gauge of what’s real/fake so you’re just like “oh my god …. a ghost caught on tape and no one is talking about this”

[thecryptkeeper]

ten year old me after seeing the grainiest picture imaginable of a figure in a cemetery:

[desinteresse]

I think from ages 14 till 18 you shouldn’t be allowed to read books. This has 2 advantages, namely:

1. You can spend more time underage drinking and/or smoking, a valuable social bonding experience for any teenager

2. This will successfully destroy a large part of the Young Adult genre.

[daly-alyalyaaa-deactivated20210]

um.. that is not correct..

[desinteresse]

Yes it is ❤️

[ruinedchildhood]

[twilightrenaissance]

it’s so nice of them to lay out a carrot for edward even though they know he’s not coming

[bisexualemmettcullen]

can we just talk about how they put all their food DIRECTLY on the table??

[ruby-white-rabbit]

The banana is upside down and I’m pretty sure Rosalie has half a block of Gouda cheese in front of her

[thenaebyrd777]

[aki373]

[clownboybitch]

Eldest daughters, arent you tired of de escalating? Dont you just wanna go ape shit?

[roboco-san]

absolutely disgusted that time passes while I'm distracted. it should do that where I can see it, or not at all

[rotmance-deactivated20210324]

i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

[powersnuffgirls]

[juxhex]

[fakeboitherottengirl]

[starwarsgraphictee]

Of all the people we should be drug testing it should be the people who have literal stashes of drugs at their work place

[mandaloriangf]

[mandaloriangf]

[tockthewatchdog]

#this gets funnier the more time goes on

[heritageposts]

happy anniversary 

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Wanda’s outfits in the 50s and 60s (WandaVision, 2021)

[skarchomp]

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

[bananahomo]

jealousy isn’t the way bro

[htcd]

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

[bananahomo]

you take that back right fucking now

[scififantasystuff]

Unfortunate news… scientists have discovered that shrimp do not see “extra colors”.

We thought that they did because they have 12 different molecules for photoreceptors, whereas humans have only 3. BIG difference, right??

Nope. Turns out that they simply do not have the mental wherewithal to blend, and so needed a separate receptor for each color. The human brain adds color emissions together to create a singular representative color, like reverse engineered printing. Shrimp can’t do that. They can’t take light emitting “green” and light emitting “red” and come back with “yellow”, like we do. They have to have a receptor for yellow, and are relatively horrible at distinguishing shades of colors.

So at the end of the day, not only do shrimp not have “extra colors”… they see less than we do. Shrimp can’t see the fake colors :(

[luxflora]

babe wake up new shrimp color drama dropped

[upkayac]

[whos-this-lisa-person]

Environmental sustainability is such a turn on

[valtsv]

why must i “make sense”? is it not enough to have thoughts, incomprehensible and unhinged?