sing me awake with a song about pirates

this isn't a break up, dear heart, it's a season finale

[kuvaton]

[acepalindrome]

I checked to make sure it wasn’t AI, and I’m happy to say it’s a real bench in Zaporizhia, Ukraine!

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: photo of a park bench shaped like a book. The top is the spine of the book and it curves like the cover and several pages are bent. / end ID]

[sicheslavchyk]

And they are right in front of the central library

Man i love Zaporizhzhia

[ukraine-mentioned]

[phobteeapologist]

peak comedy if you ask me

[pointlesscandies]

We did it. We finally found someone weirder about a drink than Thada.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers

[heathercollinsmd]

always going to include this Psych reference

[ryebreadgf]

me legit

[20th-centuryghost]

had a photo of a planet in my downloads folder i didn't recognize

until i opened it, and it was DUCKS

DUCK PLANET, BABEY !!!

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! Duck Planet is joyful and whimsical 🦆

[suzteel]

PAYBACK (2026) || Toptap Jarukit as Jay Athip Wanitsakitphaisan

[atreuspelopides]

constantine, 2005

[snowbairdd]

MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO (1988) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[lustcannibalism]

not to be vague but.

[lustcannibalism]

okay sure it’s your post now

[firstkanaphans]

this is the most unhinged thing that has happened on thai television since vegas put his fully-clothed legs in the pool

[janployshompoos]

Switch! Switch the acting style? Switch the actors.

PEACH AND ME | EP4

[shijiujun]

Sun's face going: YEAH HE'S MINE

[hgedits]

On the road to hell there was a railroad car...

[another-kkutabaaree]

Payback | Ep 7

[screampotato]

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

[glitched-out-mess]

[theramblingvoid]

Hit "view post" and lost it

[heretherebedork]

I am cackling these two are amazing forever.

And handcuffed together forever and ever.