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[uh-confused]

Hi, its been awhile I know, but can I get a link to the vat7k discord ?

[rhy-maresh-deactivated20180628]

How to tell if a video is a screamer

halloween is fast approaching, and sending screamers has become an increasingly popular trend over the past few years. while some people may enjoy them, they can also trigger anxiety attacks in others.

check the section/category of a video. if it’s under “comedy”, “prank”, “horror”, or something similar, close the tab immediately.

comments are also a giveaway. scroll to the comments section before playing a video. if comments are disabled, there’s a likely chance the video is a screamer. close the tab right away. if you see comments like “whoa, that made me jump!”, close the window! and if it’s impossible to disable comments, look for multiple comments deleted by the creator.

check out the video itself, while it’s paused. if it has very low music (this makes the audience want to turn the volume up, so the scream is louder and scarier), or if it has very small text (which makes you want to go into full screen), that’s a good indication that it’s a screamer. exit out and close the tab!

look at the content of the video. if the clip itself deals with the scary or supernatural, like a film about ghosts, you can’t be certain. be careful, and exit the tab if the content seems triggering. pause the video and forward all the way to the end. If everything is good feel free to watch. if a frame with a scary picture comes up, close the tab immediately.

if the video shows a room or picture, and invites you to “find what’s wrong in the picture”, or “find _____”, close the window immediately! 

there’s a new trend going on where videos describing people reacting to screamers are actually screamers themselves. if you suspect this, scroll down and see the comments. if the maker of the video disabled comments to purposely lead viewers to believe the video is genuine, scroll down just enough to see the video time, so you don’t see the video itself. Turn the volume down, just in case it is a screamer, and if the video plays out and there’s no scream, it’s safe to watch.

check the time on the video. if it’s suspiciously short, exit the tab.

look at the related or recommended videos. if any of them fit the above, the video is a screamer.

stay safe this halloween season!

[jgiowrgklvbnjdhopvsklvbkldf-dea]

also there’s another one that you forgot which i usually look for first when it comes to wondering if a video is a screamer or not, and that is checking the likes to dislikes ratio. if the dislikes are an abundant amount, close the tab. this is a fairly common one that i usually remember.

[paintmixing]

reblogging as a way to help you guys find screamer-free videos! we won’t be posting any screamers here this halloween 💜 - mod robot

[ddlg-is-wrong]

Stay safe!! I personally love jump scares, but once when I was eight, I showed “The Scary Maze Game” to my friend, who literally had a panic attack, and I am scarred for life with the guilt from that episode. It seems like it’s a in good fun, but it really hurts some people, so please be careful!

[sylveonagainstddlg-deactivated2]

these always give me panic attacks thank you !!

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[natm-ask-account]

I’m reblogging to both of my blogs bc I don’t need ppl like that here

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

If I lose followers because of this I’m gonna be both terrified and relieved (good riddance) because I’m a minor

[uh-confused]

If this somehow offends any of you, GET OUT

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hi! firm reminder nazis/white supremacists should never be tolerated in public spaces! this blog firmly encourages you to pepper spray any nazi encountered in public.

[shy-petty-weirdo]

I want to make a shirt that said “save the bees, clean the seas, plant trees, punch Nazis” but my mum said it was to violent, I asked how and she said I shouldn’t punch anyone,

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Save the bees, clean the seas, plant trees, punch nazis

Would someone please make art for this I want this shirt

[spoekelse]

I will do this

[spoekelse]

Completed :) Here it is https://www.redbubble.com/people/spoekelse/works/38906424-lets-punch-nazis?asc=u

[spoekelse]

They took it down…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Are you fucking with me???

[uh-confused]

Bro?? They took it down?? I’m- WHAT

[uh-confused]

Acer!! they’re gonna be my dnd character for one of my friends campaigns, they’re a wizard lol, this took super long, but I’m pretty proud of it!

[introspectres]

Posted this on twitter already but uhhh here we go again

[introspectres]

PSA to Inktober Artists:

As of August 27th, 2020, it was revealed that Jake Parker (the creator of inktober) had plagiarized the work of black artist Alphonso Dunn in Parker’s upcoming book ‘Inktober All Year Long’.

Alphonso’s video breakdown of the similarities

Proof Jake Parker was aware of Dunn’s work beforehand (01-21-20)

Parker’s publisher puts his book on hold (08-28-20)

DeviantArt suspends their Inktober Awards (08-28-20)

Alphonso Dunn’s book: Pen & Ink Drawing

2020 Inktober alternatives:

Drawtober (6 prompts for 31 days),  OC tober (Original Characters),  goretober,  kinktober, witchtober, drawlloween (spooky), sketchtober (pencil sketches), Dungeons & Inkwells (dnd), whumptober

[starshein]

Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.

Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.

It’s also totally FREE.

once again, it’s called CALM HARM

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST

[saranghwa-deactivated20190606]

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG. IDGAF ABOUT YOUR BLOG THEME

[winwincity-deactivated20200412]

For anyone that needs this!

[cabinet-dude-deactivated2019091]

Please it’s gREAT.

[ownerofidaho]

This app is really great. Seriously.

[therearetoomanythingstodo]

They also have an app called Clear Fear for all of those who have anxiety!

It has a safety net feature where you can put in your contacts and call them from inside the app

It also tells you about the different kinds of anxiety so you’re not confused on what kind of anxiety you have

And it’s free!!!

[cidercidercider]

Reblogging again

[poptartsaysthatyouareloved-deac]

^^

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[bigbuffcheetohpuff97-deactivate]

ive never hit reblog so fast

[books-andbiscuits]

Thats 1,595,968 URLs

[riotmlllf]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

[thehugwizard]

DONE!!!!

[thechapel-deactivated20240706]

If you are leave my blog and never come back

[boss-zefron-poster]

im gay so….

[saikikusuwoah]

On BOTH MY BLOGS 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[ultimatebottom69]

Can TERF stay away ? Like you are homophobic .

[uh-confused]

Should I be drawing something, Probably, am I playing minecraft instead? Yes, absolutely.

[playstation2chainz]

shocking

[hominishostilis]

*ahem*

from this post 

Woman kills man for refusing to give her beer 

Woman stabs man for refusing to have sex with her, threatens to cry rape 

Woman rips off man’s testicle because he rejected her, tried to swallow it

Woman kills man for refusing to marry her 

Woman cuts off man’s penis because of argument 

Woman shoots her husband after argument 

Woman cuts off cheating boyfriend’s penis, flushes it

Woman suspects husband of cheating, stabs him to death 

Woman shoots, kills boyfriend for cheating 

Woman stabs boyfriend for cheating in Monopoly board game 

Woman shoots, kills man for ending relationship 

Woman sets husband’s genitals on fire for hugging another woman, dies 

Woman kills, dismembers husband’s body over argument 

Mother kills 18-month old twins to get back at husband she thought was cheating 

Woman kills husband after he confronts her about affair 

Woman kills cheating husband with lethal dose of heroin 

Woman runs over, kills cheating husband 

Obese woman sits on boyfriend, kills him and avoids jail time 

Woman kills boyfriend with stiletto shoe

Woman murders cheating husband with coffee mug 

Woman kills boyfriend for not buying her a gift 

Woman kills boyfriend who accused her of cheating 

Woman stabs and kills boyfriend , Judge: “I hope you die in prison”

Woman shoots, kills ex-boyfriend, buries him in pile of debris 

Woman shoots boyfriend in the back of the neck, killing him 

Woman shoots boyfriend six times, kills him after argument 

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over mother’s day gift 

Woman stabs boyfriend to death, also stabbed her husband to death 7 years prior

Woman pushes way into home, stabs boyfriend to death over argument 

Woman angry at boyfriend takes her anger out on his 4 year-old 

Woman stabs boyfriend to death, thought he was cheating on her 

Woman bludgeons husband to death with hammer to pay back loan 

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend during argument 

Woman murders boyfriend for tweeting out his female crush 

Woman shoots and kills boyfriend, kills self while out on bail 

Woman stabs to death boyfriend over argument about an ex 

Woman stabs and kills boyfriend for social media posts 

Woman shoots boyfriend in the face, fails to make it look like suicide 

Woman kills boyfriend’s puppies during phone argument

Woman shoots boyfriend in the face with rifle during argument 

Woman pushes boyfriend off fence after argument, killing him 

Woman attacks boyfriend with large knife, intent to kill 

Woman abused, threatens to kill boyfriend in sleep

Woman beats, murders boyfriend and puts him in freezer because he wanted to break up with her

Woman held gun to boyfriend’s head, murders on Christmas 

Woman with previous assault charge on another boyfriend stabs and kills different boyfriend 

Woman attempts to murder boyfriend with giant breasts 

Woman stabs boyfriend in neck, killing him after argument 

Woman chokes and stabs ex-boyfriends cat to death 

Woman starts argument with boyfriend, stabs and kills with umbrella 

Woman kills boyfriend with her car after argument 

Woman shoots, kills boyfriend in his bathroom 

Woman shoots, kills boyfriend with illegal handgun 

Woman sets her boyfriend on fire, killing him 

Woman shoots and kills ex-boyfriend multiple times, kills herself

Woman shoots boyfriend in the head, found out he was dating other women 

Woman stabs and kills boyfriend over finances 

Woman stabs and kills boyfriend’s lizard because she thought he was flirting with other women 

Woman shoots, kills boyfriend who wanted to end their relationship and urged her to get an abortion 

Woman attempts to murder husband with poison in her vagina

Woman stabs boyfriend to death after he slaps daughter

Woman conspires to have secret lover murder her husband

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over argument on Labor Day

Woman stabs boyfriend in the chest over argument 

Woman stabs boyfriend to death after finding photos of other women on cell phone 

Woman tortured ex-boyfriend’s dog until it died after argument 

Woman stabs boyfriend in his chest and through his lung, nearly killing him 

Woman fatally stabs boyfriend during heated argument 

Woman kills her boyfriend with blunt force trauma to the head using frying pan

Woman stabs boyfriend to death for drinking her beer 

Woman strangles boyfriend to death during argument 

Woman stabs boyfriend with serrated knife over argument 

Woman shoots, murders boyfriend while she was on house arrest for another murder 11 years prior 

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend then texts friend about eating the body 

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over dispute 

Woman shoots boyfriend in the head, suspecting he was cheating 

Woman shoots man in the groin after argument 

Woman fires handgun into the home of man who denied her a kiss 

Woman stabs husband to death over cheating fears 

Woman shoots, kills ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend 

Women kills husband, commits suicide 

Woman shoots and kills man over argument 

Woman kills husband with baseball bat for talking back to her 

Woman kills husband, confesses to family then shoots herself 

Woman stabs boyfriend 31 times after he said ex’s name in his sleep 

Woman shoots husband in the head, shoots herself 

Woman kills boyfriend over argument at house party 

Woman shoots boyfriend with shotgun for texting another woman 

Woman kills boyfriend because she “smelled sex on him” 

Woman runs over boyfriend, kills him

Woman stabs boyfriend in the eye for turning down threesome 

Woman stabs ex-boyfriend for refusing to stop playing the Eagles 

Woman stabs boyfriend, throws out his prosthetic legs so he can’t chase her 

Woman ties up, stabs husband 193 times, jury finds her guilty for suspicion of trying to claim life insurance 

Woman stabs fiance for refusing to take her to the liquor store 

Woman assaults and threatens boyfriend with knife for not cuddling 

Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for not bring home beer 

Woman stabs taxi driver after he refuses to have sex with her 

Woman stabs ex-boyfriend in his penis after discovering he had a new girlfriend

Woman stabs boyfriend twice over time he spent in bathroom 

Woman stabs boyfriend over Facebook post 

Woman stabs her boyfriend several times because his dog ate her marijuana stash 

Woman stabs boyfriend for not calling her every two hours 

Woman shoots man five times for rejecting her, kills herself 

Woman murders ex-boyfriend with liquor laced with poison, was jealous he was engaged to new woman 

Comedian Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife on May 27th 1998

NFL player Steve McNair was murdered by his girlfriend on July 4th, 2009

John Wayne Bobbitt had his penis cut completely off on June 23rd, 1993

Travis Alexander was murdered by Jodi Arias on June 4th, 2008

Andrew Bagby was murdered by Shirley Jane Turner on November 6th, 2001 (She later murdered their 1 year-old son on August 18th, 2003)

Brenda Spencer killed two and injured nine at Cleveland Elementary School on January 29th, 1979

Laurie Dann killed one boy and injured five others at Hubbard Woods Elementary School on May 20th, 1988

Jennifer San Marco killed eight people at Goleta postal facility on January 30th, 2006

Sylvia Seegrist killed three and injured seven during a shooting spree at a Springfield mall on October 30th, 1985

Mary Ann Holder killed five children including her own son in Pleasent Gardens, NC on November 20th, 2011

Jullian Robbins killed one and injured two at Penn State on September 17th, 1997

Heather Smith killed two then committed suicide at Spanaway Junior High School on November 26th, 1985

Latina Williams killed two others then self at Louisiana Technical College on February 8th, 2008

Amy Bishop Anderson killed three and wounded three others at the University of Alabama on February 12th, 2010

What’s most interesting though is that mainstream media doesn’t even mention female shooters when they claim to show the history of the crime — but I guess they’re going by high scores. While its true that most shooting sprees are committed by males, it is also truethat most child abuse, neglect, and murders are committed by females.

Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news, past 30 days (US):

Florida woman shoots, kills her 2 teenage sons 

Mother throws 1 year-old daughter under truck, kills her 

California mom stabs her 3 daughters to death. all under 2 years old

Mother attempts to kill her 3 teenage children 

Mother kills her infant son by stabbing him to death 

Woman kills 2 year-old girl, attempts to kill 10 year-old boy 

Utah mom murders 6 newborns, keeps them in garage 

Mother charged with trying to suffocate daughter 

Woman charged for killing 8-month old baby 

Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news between January and April 2014 (US):

Mother drowns both of her sons aged 3 and 6 

Mother attempts to drown her 3 children in ocean 

Utah mother shoots and kills two teen daughters, then herself 

Mother suffocates 14 month old son, fails at attempted suicide 

Woman babysitter murders 19 month old boy 

Mom kills 7 month old daughter, blames Jesus 

Woman operating illegal daycare responsible for 3 month old girl’s death, police find 14 children in her basement 

Mom strangles 3 day old baby boy, discarded body in trashcan 

Woman suffocates 2 year old girl of fiance, fakes sexual assault by unknown assailant to cover tracks 

Mother charged with killing 2 year-old daughter 

Mother of several children with history of violence murdered and buried 2 year-old daughter in shallow grave 

Mother stabs and kills her 2 children in exorcism 

Mother kills her teen son and daughter, self 

Mother confesses to killing 10 year-old son 

Mother tortures and kills 3 year-old son, burned genitals with lighter 

This is only mid-year and I didn’t even include the reports of mothers killing their children from previous years or other countries.”

The only thing “shocking” here is how far you’ve managed to cram your head up your own ass.

[notcayleb]

This post is disturbingly long.

[tired-bi-lady-deactivated201606]

REBLOG THE SHIT OF THIS. I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE TREATIG WOMEN LIKE INNOCENT GODDESS WHO NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG WHILE THEY TREAT ALL MEN LIKE ANIMALS.

[vulture-jack]

I debated on whether or not to reblog this but damn those sources are a fucking feat and pretending that they dont exist erases the victims.

[hunter-sundown-deactivated20200]

once in a blue moon someone on tumblr will acknowledge anyone other than a man has done something wrong

[spongebobafettywap]

if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminism

[bundywashere]

if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminism

[a-lizard-in-disguise]

breaking news

all human beings have the capacity for evil regardless of gender

[swaggness]

People commit crimes….regardless of gender….

[thisauthorisscreaming]

I have brothers, and my parents focused on self-defense for ALL OF US.

Be safe, please.

[daemonic-dawn-deactivated202109]

*watches one (1) natsuyuu episode* *immediately bursts into tears*

[lookatmeenoww-deactivated201301]

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

[danisontnonfire]

why is it that not more than 1/20 of Tumblr haven’t reblogged this

[enderskies404]

….

[akshaya-5105]

Okayyy

[erqixis-asking-blog]

Mmm by almost four years

[bean-is-in-the-void-deactivated]

yes

[cinn-a-mum]

Pfft-

[uh-confused]

I know I don't talk about umbrella academy here cause lol, this is mostly tts shit. BUT I swear too the moles of molecules that make up my body, if someone in this god forsaken planet doesn't give Number Five new clothes I will do it myself.

[uh-confused]

I HELD MY THREAT but idk now that I’ve drawn him without his damn academy clothes he feels off-

[uh-confused]

I know I don't talk about umbrella academy here cause lol, this is mostly tts shit. BUT I swear too the moles of molecules that make up my body, if someone in this god forsaken planet doesn't give Number Five new clothes I will do it myself.

[sarahtastic-cake]

art tips post

for all the artist following me

Have two sketchbooks: One for finished and high-quality art (stuff made with Prismacolor or Copic if you use that or art for your portfolio) and the other sketchbook for more messy doodles. This way you have a place to try new things and mess up as much as you need. When I only had one sketchbook I was scared to draw in it because I didn't want to mess it up

Do studies. I cant tell you how much I've improved just by doing studies of shoes, hands, noses, and all that. This works for when you have art block too since you’re not really making stuff up and just learning how real things work.

Learn from others. I’ve never taken a real art class because 1. I can’t afford it and 2. there’s no good art classes/programs at my school. I’ve been following several artists and learning from them over the years and they’ve helped me tremendously. Just please do not steal art because that is never okay.

Break down concepts. If you notice there’s something wrong with your piece then figure out why. You can’t get better if you leave mistakes and don't try to understand whats going on. If the color is weird figure out if the values look right or maybe its the saturation of the color.

Watch youtube tutorials. Here are some youtubers I think are pretty good art teaching all things art: Draw with Jazza |  DrawingWiffWaffles |  Proko |  Baylee Jae

Have an inspiration folder/blog. Sometimes you just need a collection of starry nights or a misty forest or even a French bakery. All of those things can help you get inspired to draw. It could even be completely unrelated to what you plan to draw.

There are no dumb ideas in the creative process. If you want to draw a lizard in a dress go for it! If you want to draw various pastries with faces do it! Don’t let the thought of it being too dumb stop you because if I’ve learned anything in my several years of drawing it’s that an idea can lead to another and another and another and you may get a really good idea just from doodling dumb things.

Here’s a few things that can get you started on drawing better:

Dynamic poses | Dynamic clothes | Dynamic figure drawing

COMPOSITION | PERSPECTIVE | CONSTRUCTION

Anatomy:

Legs

Arms

Hands

Heads

Body (Female) (Male

Color Theory

Improving your sketchbook

Most importantly, don’t give up! You may not immediately get notes or followers but it’s more important you get better than to have popularity. How do you think those popular artists got to where they are now? To be good you’ve got to work at it.

[grlquartz]

hey y’all! wanna take a minute of your time to help fight for the USPS?

if you haven’t heard, tr*mp is refusing to help the postal service financially during this pandemic (and beyond) in an effort to starve it of funds/resources and kill it off so it can be privatized. also:

obviously this is not great, as tons of us rely on the USPS for all kinds of different reasons, and the privatization of this essential service would have a dramatic effect on the entire nation. namely: voting by mail would become nonexistent (❗️), and the cost of shipping mail and goods will change astronomically.

if this sounds terrible to you (and if you live in the us, then it should!), then text USPS to 50409 to sign the petition and instantly send a signed letter to your senators and representatives. it’s fast, easy, and it’s action that you can take right now.

the letter urges your senators to make the financial support of the USPS a priority, and outlines why the USPS is an essential service in our country that must be defended. here’s my letter:

don’t want to use the text service/send an electronic letter? mail a paper letter to your senator’s office.

you can also call your senators and house representatives at [phone] and urge them to support the USPS financially.

you can also buy a roll of stamps right now to help financially support the USPS on an individual level!

in conclusion: please take a minute to help support the USPS in any way you can. this is an important issue that affects all of us here in the US.

it would be AWESOME if you could reblog this & spread it, or if you’d rather not reblog this post, then i encourage you to make your own post on the social media of your choice and share with your friends.

thx!

[hashtagloveloses]

FYI: Petitions and form letters are often ignored by Congressional offices. Call your state’s US Senators and demand they work to pass S. 2965 the USPS Fairness Act, which passed the House and has been sitting in the Senate since FEBRUARY 2020.

S.2965 - 116th Congress (2019-2020): USPS Fairness Act

Summary of S.2965 - 116th Congress (2019-2020): USPS Fairness Act

The American Postal Workers Union has a good explainer on this, as well as Last Week Tonight. Even before Trump’s DRASTIC directive to screw over USPS, a 2006 law from the Bush administration and Republican-led Congress has basically slowly led to the US postal service’s decline, and this is a final nail in the coffin.

The TLDR is that that 2006 law required the USPS to pre-fund postal workers health care benefits for 75 years, which meant they had to have money for employees who weren’t even BORN yet.

Support the USPS Fairness Act

For over a decade, the United States Postal Service has been plagued with the onerous burden of prefunding its retiree health care benefits

Here is more on this issue:

Also, the issue with Trump’s latest target at the USPS isn’t just refusing coronavirus aid. His new appointee to lead it is now purposely handing down directives to restrict employee overtime and late delivery trips so that mail delays start to pile up. The guiding slogan was “every piece, every day.” Now it’s “get in, get out.” Just like Betsy Devos forcing schools to reopen, this will destroy trust in these systems, force reliance on private companies, which is exactly what Trump and the businesspeople he appoints want a) as capitalists and b) to surpress people further as they become more reliant on worse and more expensive services.

Mail delays likely as new postal boss pushes cost-cutting

WASHINGTON (AP) — Mail deliveries could be delayed by a day or more under cost-cutting efforts being imposed by the new postmaster general.

[theartingace]

Ohh, finally this one has actionable things to yell at our senate about!

Contact your senators! Just send them a quick email telling them to get their butts in gear! pass S. 2965

https://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm

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Additionally, if you are financially able to, buy stamps, bags, and other merch from the USPS to support it. It has many cute stamps, lovely tote bags, prints, and many other items in their “gifts” category of the USPS store.

[evileidolons]

if you dont feel inclined to buy stuff from usps just look at what they have! cute stamps!! rat mug!!! a crop top!!?! make a phone call to your senators and buy some stuff!

[hundredyearspublishing]

The worse the explanation, the better.

[ironwoman359]

If Roman talked about his feelings more we wouldn’t be in this mess.

[northern-borealis]

T'Challa and Sam need to get their shit together.

[teacupfulofstarshine]

logan is That Kid ™ and his parents and brothers are done with his bullshit

[vanilla-bean-buttercream]

What happens when you give two people who love fun and have no regrets duct tape?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Lonely fairy man steals a battery

[katesattic]

Picani says stuff.

[gloomy-goober]

Everyone is having a terrible time, except Deciet who has cheetos.

[ivyforrestt]

The god of chaos fucks around with some teenagers having the WORST three weeks of their lives

[icyanz]

Internet explorer scientist man salty over his ex boyfriend and meets a literal fucking demon scientist and falls in love

[acorn-treess-deactivated2026052]

local frosty guy is an angry wreck who wants a redemption arc but everyone(especiallythatonegingermidget)hates him

[berrytuft]

Lesbian doctor stresses over her adopted brother for 100 pages

[hyenamawz]

Someones robot furry butler needs to get help

[validwoffantribes]

your meme boi pal can’t save your girlfriend.

[fortunatelyimpossiblecolor-deac]

a lab-created hybrid accidentally made her sister salty and now the world is in danger

[sa-lt-ys]

Turns out the monarchy likes being burned.

[mylifecantgetanyworsereally]

Turns out we weren’t able to think this through

[readeatfightlove13]

A husband casually making puns, force feeding his husband and almost getting hut by a frying pan is a normal day, what do you mean its insane?

[ironwoman359]

Man accidentally reveals he is a freak, is offered a new job with exciting travel opportunities. 

[ask-agent-sanders-archive-blog]

^^That’s this story, y’all

[sack-the-kitsune]

Gay bois and ones in a dress and things are cute and weird and angst, sometimes all in one

[randomslasher]

I’m really into this 80s ballad and it will manifest itself in schmoopy fic one day

[sketchynebula]

There’s a certain point you can’t say hello anymore without it being awkward and Logan really needs to learn how to open doors.

[sporkkles-irl]

Homeless gays get adopted by a caterpillar, and it gets angsty

[magicallygrimmwiccan]

Newly-born tree demon confused about Gay Feelings and trying to figure out his powers while failing miserably

[maple-keenes]

remus just REALLY wants to fuck a scientist

[demiboyinahauntedattic]

A bunch of queer idiots take down a soul sucking government and become royalty I guess

[romansleftshoulderpad]

Fellas, is it gay for you and your three homies to get possessed by a group of old gods?

[sandersgrey]

Being reincarnated is all fun and games til you realize you probably have PTSD

[poisonedapples]

They’re all horrifically traumatized and have horrible mental states because of it but don’t focus on that look at the dumb 16 year old isn’t he a baby

[0possum-dude-bro]

oh shit where the hell is everyones bones going?  ? also arson. 

[rose-coloured-prince]

grow up with these queer dumbasses and figure out why they love each other

[magikkittenz]

man with magic hands finds dragon while baby sitting 4 toddlers 

[rose-coloured-prince]

oh my god thats sounds awesome xD

[ambersky0319]

Multiple worlds going to hell and 6 people are either the luckiest or the most unlucky bastards to ever exist

[hello-im-a-bee]

Logan talking to his iPhone to fill time

[oobrealms]

the villain is a hot asexual mess and the hero is a dumbass

[sporkkles-irl]

babysoup gets Adopted!!! (also Percy kills someone but its cool cause theres a tits-out rat)

[acey-wacey]

space princess misses her warrior girlfriend

[mango-shpango]

2 dumb shits try not to get killed

[just-some-gt-trash]

Analogical, aliens, and my self projecting on a character

[miri-raven-rena]

bendy and the ink machine meets sanders sides

[honeyxmonkey]

(1) Hugo needs to get his act together and Varian may or may not find the glowing eyes thing kind of hot.

(2) Varian really needs to stop flinging himself off of cliffs and Hugo needs to rethink his life choices

(3) Hamilton meets Tangled

Yes I have 3 wips I’m currently working on. Yes I’m going to consume alot of coffee before they all get done

[uh-confused]

Not my current project (I finished it lol) but my most recent one- SO Local redeemed villain still acts like a villain, worries their friends