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oh god im still here?? he/him●28● art on sketchbookstatic

[girlnephew]

[env0]

[evileidolons]

unlocked a level of dysphoria causing statements called "you look like this woman who got murdered"

[cinematech]

the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[calebwittebane]

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[calebwittebane]

time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[the-frightening-ghoul-jr]

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[calebwittebane]

this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

[ufo-encounter]

*flies past*

[ufo-encounter-jr]

* ᶠˡᶦᵉˢ ᵖᵃˢᵗ*

[depsidase]

[subaru-copilot]

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

[subaru-copilot]

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

[evileidolons]

giggle me this, batman

[toothsheeran]

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[ayedah]

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[eroscestlavie]

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

[chimpanzeedotcom]

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

[riverpiracy]

damnnn biden just said mid gay dudes can't get legend of zelda tattoos anymore

[the-official-ceo]

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

[evileidolons]

hot tip for applying to jobs: while its fun and profitable to lie about your skills on a resume, do not try the "call the store and lie and say the hiring manager told you to reschedule an interview" trick unless you know for sure that they are dumb as rocks. because i know you didnt get an interview, but i will still check your application, and i will see that you told the chat bot application system with a female profile that its a "dumb bitch" and needs to "watch got before I fucking get you" and you not be offered an interview. because you threatened the computer.

[ouroborosorder]

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

[pavizi]

two-face