saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
occasionally subtle

#extradirty
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saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard
I made you guys a present.
Also, this audio clip is everything I didn’t know I needed. @scorpio-slytherin I know you’ll wanna see this…
HEATED RIVALRY
THE COTTAGE
leverage is a monster-of-the-week show, but the monsters are corporate greed, conglomerates, and capitalism.
Old warriors did not get old by accident; they got old by being wise, having the right knowledge, and being tough. Never underestimate an old man who has grown up in a rough profession or a rough environment. -Bodhi Sanders
"Give me your Batman brain."
Bruce, who has been tracking criminals at the batcomputer for hours, stares at Dick. "What?"
Dick, only about twelve years old, is looking up at Bruce with ominous sincerity. He makes grabby hands. "Give me. Your Batman brain. Give it."
Bruce raises a brow, but figures this must be a strange thing children do. Perhaps Dick has brain damage from training, who knows. He hesitantly mimes grabbing his brain from the top of his head and putting it in Dick's hand. Dick sets the pretend-brain off to the side, placing a pretend-glass case over it for later.
Dick seems satisfied. "Okay. I threw a block of legos at my classmate Tarence. He was giving our teacher a panic attack and had to be dealt with."
Bruce raises a brow and opens his mouth to speak, but Dick cuts him off. "Wait wait wait, your Batman brain is over there. Now you only have Dad brain. Gimme Dad."
Bruce, unfortunately, cannot argue with that logic, so he pats Dick's head and asks for a step-by-step reenactment of the event so he knows how to best defend his son at the meeting with the principal.
As with many things Dick randomly invented as a child, the metaphorical exchange of brains stays in the family forever. Bruce will often catch Damian being grumpy and go, "Hey, give me your Robin brain. You've been using it for too long, it's getting overcooked." And Damian, relunctantly, will suction cup his head with his fingers and deposit his Robin brain in Bruce's hands, who will hold it very carefully while Damian, using only his 10-year-old Damian brain, grabs his largest stuffed-animal and squeezes it to self-soothe.
Smallvillers are Victorian children in that they'd explode if you showed them a spice rack and Gothamites are Victorian children in that they snort six lines before their 16-hour shift at the crime factory
me: finally realizes what that actor was also in
me: screams the role with no warning or explanation
Today’s Gender of the day is: Too lazy to specify
literally
Some LORD OF THE RINGS Tarot Major Arcana cards, makes me want a full deck!
You could also play it as a drinking game, if you feel Bacchic enough ;)