[working title]

....idk

[officialhexrpg]

Day 12: https://goo.gl/wjSHbU

[officialhexrpg]

Words are the most inexhaustible source of magic.

JK Rowling (via officialhexrpg)

[legorobin-deactivated20170916]

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[uhltraviolet]

teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing

me: yeh

friend: what r we supposed to be doin

me: lol idk

[positivedoodles]

[drawing of a pink cat saying “I hope this semester is everything you want it to be.” in a green speech bubble.]

[vitalty]

what is Batman’s favourite store?

[thebat-man]

[poyzn]

[somewhereinthefog]

That was wild from start to finish

[parapathia-deactivated20150903]

oh my god

[morebuttermorebetter]

fucking brilliant

[royalelectric-deactivated201610]

Soul mate

[prince-kush]

[addamsfilm]

[laughingsquid]

Screen Pod, A Personal Pop-Up Screen Tent That Provides Shade and Protects You From Insects

[schwerergustav]

Belligerent soccer moms will be confined in the Shame Pod

[just-shower-thoughts]

An infinite number of $1 bills and an infinite number of $20 bills would be worth the same

[popinloopy]

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

they’re actually worth nothing because you’ve devalued the currency so much

[magnechamp]

nothing is still the same as nothing

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

Fucker

[frapp-ocino]

[zechv]

Free OREO™ day!

Just walk in to any store that sells Oreos and take some! Don’t even ask, just go to the cookie isle and take them! Keep it a secret though!

[zechv]

this is fake please stop messaging me telling me you almost got arrested

[postingwhileblack]

MEET THE GENIUS BUSH FAMILY; TEENS HAVE MASTER’S DEGREES, MOM IS ATTORNEY AND ARCHITECT

It has to be America’s most amazing family. Meet the Bushes from South Florida overachievers who stand at the ready to serve their country. Gisla and Bobby Bush have 9 children, who are some of the brightest young minds in the US.

Three of the oldest had graduated from college while they were still teenagers.

Gabrielle Bush graduated from college with a Bachelor’s Degree in health administration at 18. At 19 she received her Master’s Degree in public administration.

Grace Bush graduated from high school and college in the same week at 16. At 18 she earned her Master’s Degree in public administration.

Gisla Bush was only 18 when she graduated from college with a Bachelor’s Degree in urban design.

Other children are home-schooled as the rest of the family. All of them play musical instruments.

Their mom was asked about the secret source:

I bet you haven’t heard about this family that raise prodigy kids. The media always keep silent about successful Black people. 

That’s why representation matters.

[cheekbonered]

so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there

and i asked him “what’s wrong?”

and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”

and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”

im still laughing oH FUCK

[ruinedchildhood]