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He/Him/His • Honestly just really dumb and gay • SMPLive and Goopcast

[scrimbum]

a post made me remember about the audio and that i did this in like august.... i still love this shit hsjd

im a dumb dumb and forgot to post this on here too lol have a 1month late thing

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[saturnianshade]

i request the big spicy joy

[lunareclipse-524]

I would love some big spicy joy

[laytonsartblog]

Me as well, I’d like to stop dying bls

[obsidiancreates]

BIG

SPICY

JOY

[laytonsartblog]

Welp turns out I have pneumonia so,,, spicy news I guess

[ixdoxdanplanxstuff-deactivated2]

I could really use some big spicy joy💖

[gay-slime]

The fact that Carson can run full render distance and shaders at the same time while also recording gives MY computer an aneurism

[scrimbum]

aaand it’s done!! was rewatching mcm from traves’ pov and it was such a great ride, loved it.

[dreamiezone]

to be mf honest

joko’s voice is the greatest thing on the planet

[smplive-shitposts]

SMP Live: Incorrect Quotes

Carson: “Can I get a ‘heck yeah’?”

Joko: “Hell no”

Carson: “Close enough!”

~

Judge: “And how do you plead?”

Pokay: [Looks over to James]

James: [Mouths ‘not guilty’]

Pokay: “Hot milky?”

James: [Slams head on table]

~

Travis: [Gets down on one knee]

Cooper: “Oh my god, it’s finally happening.”

Travis: [Ties shoelace]

Cooper: “He finally stopped wearing fucking crocs!”

~

Josh: [Walks in] “Sorry I’m late, I was…doing things.”

Nick: [Barges into the room, panting] “He pushed me down the fucking stairs!”

~

Sneeg: “I want someone to take me out.”

Mason: “Like on a date or with a sniper?”

Sneeg: “Surprise me.”

~

JC, texting Joko: “Hey, you awake?”

Joko: “No.”

~

Weest: “Oh, so when other people go outside it’s ‘good for their health’ and ‘highly recommended’.”

Weest: “But when I do it, it’s a ‘containment breach and a ‘danger to the public’.”

~

Mason: “Are you okay?”

Carson: “Yeah, I just have this headache that keeps coming and going.”

Josh enters the room: “Hey, guys!”

Carson: “And there it is again.”

~

Cooper: “Bitch.”

Altrive: “Blocked.”

Cooper: “Wait. Unblock me, I have to tell you something.”

Altrive: “Unblocked.”

Cooper: “Bitch.”

~

Michael: “The fact that I’m considered an adult is both terrifying and hilarious.”

~

Ted: “Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.”

Jschlatt: “Killed without hesitation.”

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[finn-thefox]

Yall are sleeping on Altrive

[uhohimparker]

RT

[bluecorpsed-deactivated20191030]

hello tumblr. josh is underrated and is fucking hilarious i love him and i can and WILL die for him

[smplive-shitposts]

SMP Live: Iconic Quotes (3)

“Just because I’ve got U.S.S.R. bedsheets doesn’t mean I’m a communist, guys!” - ShadowApples

“You can’t just make demands ‘cause you’re the devil. That’s not fair, it’s rude.” - ConnorEatsPants

“Send me your fucking boin loins RN or I’m about to throw a hissy fit.” - Cscoop

“I was fucking crucified. For what? All your sins? I don’t wanna die for your sins, you’re all fucking gay.” - Miqzah

“You know, all I’m gonna say is I’m not the one named Gay Slut.” - AntVenom

“Oh, you’re on social security. Oh, you got benefits. Suck my ass, dude, seriously.” - Ted Nivison

“What the dick, man?” - SkyDoesMinecraft

“Yeah, you like that? You like that dick and balls, Cap’?” - CallMeCarson

“What’s my favorite high school memory? Leaving.” - Jawsh

“The only problem about the real estate is that it’s right next to a crack house. But you know, I’m from Atlanta and that kind of is accurate.” - ConnorEatsPants

“There’s a huge peepee and ball on Mario.” - Traves

“I’ve never spent this much money on any article of clothing in my entire life…and the first time I’m spending a lot of money on clothes is for an Annoying Orange co–” - Jawsh

“…and then I realized that in the case of things like Oreos, milk might actually be a condiment.” - Michael McChill

“Here I was watching media shares of hot male ass at the gym: gym edition 3 and now you’re trying to pull me up here with obsidian? This is not funny and I’m not laughing.” - Jschlatt

[not-fitz]

Confusing

[smplive-shitposts]

SMP Live: The Boys as Vines (3)

Pokay: “Hey, I’m lesbian.”

James: “I thought you were American?”

~

Travis: “Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.” 

~

SneegSnag: “You ready to fucking die?!”

Jschlatt: “No, I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!”

~

TV, playing in the background: “Who’s that Pokemon?”

Michael: “It’s Pikachu!”

TV, playing in the background: “It’s Clefairy.”

Michael: “Fuuuuuck!”

~

SneegSnag: “I thought you were bae…turns out, you’re just fam.”

JimmyHere: “Bruh–”

SneegSnag: [Shakes his head and walks out of the room]

~

Mason: “There’s only one thing worse than a rapist…” 

Mason: [Pulls off the piece of paper that was taped to the board.] “Boom.”

Altrive: “A child.”

Mason: “No.”

~

Cooper: “So no head?” 

Cooper, three seconds later: [Smashes his phone on the ground and jumps on his skateboard.]

~

ShadowApples: “And just remember: no one will ever be able to hate you more than you already hate yourself…” [Starts crying]

~

Carson: “Would you rather kill Jenn or–”

Jschlatt: “Yes, kill her.”

Carson: “I didn’t say the other–”

Jschlatt: “I don’t need to hear it.”

AntVenom, sitting on the couch: “I’m feeling a little unsafe.”

~

Josh: “I’m over this dumbass school with all these fake ass people–”

Travis: “Hey!”

Josh: “Hey…”

Josh, saying under his breath: “Fucking bitch.”

~

Mason: “Yo, what’s the scoop?” 

Cooper, on an electric scooter: “Penis.” 

Cooper, a second later: [Drives straight into a trash can and falls off the scooter.]

~

Ted: “Hey, duck! You’re no good duck!”

Joko: “You’ll never be shit!” 

Ted: “You’re just like your father.”

[uhohimparker]

God I love these so much

[ka039]

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

[something-spectacular]

I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.

PLEASE reblog this.

[nogistuneobrien-deactivated2016]

I have reblogged this about three times now and I will never not reblog it

[eyeslikeonyx]

i actually heard of this happening in atlanta not that long ago. that shit is terrifying as hell.

[nici-reads-deactivated20190926]

idc if it may ruin my blog look or whatever, if it means word gets out about these bastards then imma reblog x1000

[sunflower-flow]

reposting on my friends account

[memebone-deactivated20170524]

holy shit, that’s absolutely horrifying… definitely gonna reblog this shit, this could fucking save people’s lives.

[the-emerald-empire-deactivated2]

Maybe this will be useful to some of my followers! 

[percybluecookieheaven]

Everyone should see this, it’s really important

[maraschinobeso]

I reblog every time

[the-nightmare-gamer]

If you don’t reblog this you’re auto required to leave

[the-nightmare-gamer]

I fucking told you, auto

[supernovaenpanthera-moved]

dUDE

[ask-trans-feliciano]

hOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS HORRIFYING PLEASE REBLOG

[askthemisfitsgt-blog]

oh god oh god oh god

PLEASE REBLOG

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

[sadtrashking]

WTF

[eddsworld-agent-au]

Stay alert ladies!

[anglerfish123-blog]

be warned

[rainbow-blossom247]

REBLOG!!!!!!!!!

[goddessofwaifus]

HOLY SHIT! GUYS REBLOG THE FUCK OUTTA THIS!!!

[danlop1970-blog-deactivated2022]

I’m used to not rebloging anything ………..BUT HECK YEAH I’M REBLOGING THIS!!!!!!!

[yuejo]

This is horrifying! Everyone please be careful!

[skippingseaglass]

!!!!!!!

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

STOP SCROLLING

PLEASE REBLOG

[anony-phangirl]

HOLY CRAP!!! ALRIGHT ATTENTION TO THIS!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!! - THIS SHOULD ALSO BE A WARNING THEM GUYS!!! PLEASE!!!

[langstwhynot]

🛑🚫STOP+REBLOG🚫🛑

[literally-a-pebble7777]

REBLOG!!

[headfirst-for-your-mum-deactiva]

STAY SAFE🛑🛑

[shesakillerqueenie-blog]

I’M STROLLING TO GET TO THE DAMN REBLOG BUTTON

[smplive-shitposts]

SMP Live: Iconic Quotes (2)

“Listen, I won’t lie, I have failed on every account of everything on this server.  Every single thing up to this point I have failed. Just consistent failure.” - ConnorEatsPants

“There’s only one explanation: white people.” - SkyDoesMinecraft

“Dude, AntVenom was so quick to grab my thick rod.” - ConnorEatsPants

“Tax evasion doesn’t work.” - CallMeCarson

“Yeah, Minecraft, dude, yeah, butter…I’m gonna go smoke another joint, I’ll be right back.” - SkyDoesMinecraft

“Eat pant, Conar!” - Jschlatt (Thank you, @not-fitz, for the quote. I just rewatched the video and I can’t stop laughing at his accent.)

“Everybody knows Schlatt’s got a big shovel, but c’mon!” - VoiceOverPete

“I just got a thousand bits, suck my stupid dick.” -RoastedJames

“Bro, get your fucking bobber away, dude, they’ll think we’re gay!” - Pokay

“How many people are we gonna shoot with that…‘accidentally’? How many accidental bullets are gonna be fired today? Into the same target, uh, several times in a row?” - Jschlatt

“Dude, I keep getting really horny ‘cause people are posting dick copypastas in chat.” - Cscoop

“Do I shave my beard? Yeah…as soon as my beard touches my toes, I have to shave it.” - Traves

“Mikey, I’m actually gonna fucking show my nuts on the Discord call and you’re going to fucking like it!” -Joko

“Well, what the bruh fuck.” - TedNivision 

[smplive-shitposts]

SMP Live: The Boys as Vines (2)

JunkyJanker: “Don’t fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side. Ahhhhh!!”

~

Altrive: [Walks by with his headphones in] “And they were roommates!”

SneegSnag: “Oh my god, they were roommates…”

~

Everyone: “What’d you say?”

Mason: “I said whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe!”

~

Ted: “Mother Trucker, dude. That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.”

~

Joko: “I just don’t think you can do this one.”

SneegSnag: “I’ve been an assassin for a while now, what makes you think that–”

Joko: [Tilts his head to the side to show a picture of a dog on the screen]

SneegSnag: “–Ohh, get that shit out of here, you’re right!”

~

Ted: “Would you rather fight a bunch of kindergartners–”

Carson: “I wanna fight kindergartners.”

Ted: “That’s not even the whole…”

Carson: “Those kids are getting slapped!”

~

Jschlatt: “Good credit, bad credit, no credit, no problem! Are you dead? Fuck it, ghost credit!”

Connor: “Imma get a Subaru!”

~

Cooper: “Roadside Assistance, this is Sydney.”

Josh: “Hi, Sydney, I just have a flat tire.”

Cooper: “And I have a flat chest!”

Josh: [Opens car door] “And we’re walking!”

~

Travis: [Reaches for a bag of chips but it falls off the top shelf] “Haha. Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla.”

~

Wilbur: “So basically–um, what I was thinking of was, umm–”

Jschlatt: [Punches him]

Wilbur: “Aw fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this.”

~

Cooper: “Dad, look: it’s the good kush.”

Ted: “This is the Dollar Store, how good can it be?” 

[smplive-shitposts]

Some gems from Ted’s Twitter that will make you want to follow him. 

[smplive-shitposts]

SMP Live: Iconic Quotes

“Hey, Big Boy Whoopsie, if you were a true fan of Alvin and the Chipmunks, you would know that Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel with the Chipettes comes before Chipwrecked. Idiots!” - ConnorEatsPants

“Soon enough you’re going to have an army of gays lining up outside your door coming to kill ya.” - Jschlatt

“I just broke every ankle in my body.” - Traves

“Yes. Yes, look at me run, Carson! Like a little girl screaming from a monster!” - VoiceOverPete

“Dude, I wanna be able to say I drowned Gumball. Please, dude, give me this.” - CallMeCarson 

“I will eliminate the middle class.“ - JunkyJanker 

“Dude, I’m not prepared for Mr. Minecraft to join in on these festivities.” - Jawsh 

“Yeah, ‘cause I’m a fucking straight man. I’m trying to offer you oral sex, dude.” - Joko