olive

24 he/her mulchmaxxing soilpilled sister of the loam join me for the mulch harvest

[thecommonchick]

OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST THING 

[headspace-hotel]

Also I was looking at 2021 in paleontology and apparently this year we discovered this awful shark that is wider than it is long

why

[headspace-hotel]

I love this thing

[hexpress]

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like stupid sharks?

[weaver-z]

I could really use a fish right now

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

queer is a gender, sexuality, romantic orientation, political alignment, and mission statement, babey

[beanmed]

queer is literally a slur that means weird and strange

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and I most certainly am weird and strange, what else you got?

[drugstoredietcoke]

[theweirdwideweb]

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

me after i fuck

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

im blocking everyone who reblogged this and deleted my caption

[mc-sprite-edits]

Tropical fish in something other than a bucket

Let them out! Let them outtttt!!

[gumi-megpoidd]

SGJSGFHGDJFSFA

[unpretty]

i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond

[unpretty]

it only just occurred to me that this post is way funnier if you know that my dad has had a scar on his face since before i was born, left there by a dachshund attack

[knightofleo]

where did all your selfies go :/

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

um. fat people are allowed to be outside btw. fat people are allowed to wear clothes that do not completely flatter them. fat people are allowed to have their belly showing or wear clothes too small for them. fat people are allowed to exist in whatever they want and we dont have to constantly make ourselves look appealing + attractive. skinny people can wear lazy clothes and be called gorgeous but god forbid a fat person not put 100% into their fucking appearance every single day of their life

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

[mxnrique]

???????????what does this even mean??????????????

[mxnrique]

[lady-feral]

[frawgs]

how much scarier would a frog be if it ran instead of hopped .. u just hear plat plat plat plat coming towards u and u look down and it’s a frog going at full speed

[spaceepigeon]

[rozbessel]

the witcher but make it disco

[squidbroom]

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

[local-chibi-girl]

People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.

[anticritical-lapis]

Friendly reminder that if not for Alan Turing you wouldn’t be reading this post and we might be ruled by the nazis

[addycted]

The Alan Turing statue on my campus

[beefgameplays-deactivated202105]

wait fuck this is soooooo important always reblog

[sopretty4]

I will never NOT reblog

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

[kyuubinu-deactivated20190226]

This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

[explicitcherry]

What's your sexuality

stupid