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Haikyuu Pronoun Headcanons

content: just some headcanons we thought about while chatting

a/n: hi!! long time no see… sorry for disappearing. Thank you for all the people who liked our previous posts! It’s totally okay if you disagree with our headcanons btw!! have fun

Daichi (he/him)

Sugawara (he/they but honestly, he doesn’t care that much)

Asahi (he/him but won’t be offended if someone calls him by other pronoun)

Nishinoya (he/they)

Tanaka (he/him)

Kageyama and Hinata don’t know what pronouns are

Tsukishima (he/him but wouldn’t mind if someone used they/them with him)

Yamaguchi (all pronouns)

Kiyoko (she/they but would not be offended if someone called her by he/him pronouns)

Yachi (she/her)

Kuroo (he/him)

Kenma (all pronouns)

Bokuto (he didn’t know what pronouns were until Akaashi brought the discussion… he uses he/him pronouns)

Akaashi (they/he)

Saeko Tanaka (she/they)

Ukai Keishin (he/him)

BONUS

Semi (he/they/she)

Oikawa (all pronouns)

Iwaizumi (he/him)

Tendou (he/they)

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timeskip!Tsukishima nsfw alphabet

gn!reader x timeskip!tsukishima

cw: nsfw themes, sex, nudity, mentions of choking, breathplay, knifeplay, degradation, humiliation, spanking, gagging, masturbation, the word ‘cock’ (tell us if we missed something)

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A= Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He is the type to always have a water bottle near the bed to avoid having to get up to get water after sex. The aftercare wouldn’t be nothing too fancy, he would cuddle you and give you gentle kisses (especially when he thinks he was too rough).

B= Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite part of his own body is definitely his fingers. They’re long, strong and can reach all the right places when fingering you.

Otherwise, on your body, his favorite part has to be your waist. He loves the way your body curves and how his arms fit in perfectly when he hugs you from behind.

C= Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

He loves when you swallow, it just makes sense with the humiliation and degradation kink that he has but he also has a thing for creampie. The view of his seed leaking from your hole is just fascinating, but he would only do it with your full consent.

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He’s always rough and tend to be really closed, almost cold. But he secretly loves when you are rough and teasing with him

E= Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Tsukishima was not really experienced when you started dating but he has always been observant and he almost studied what pleases you the most. In addition, he learns FAST

F= Favorite Position

His favorite position is doggy style not only because of the hypnotizing view, he loves the feeling of his hip slapping your ass and the control he can have. He often leaves marks at your hips and waist, where he grabs you to make the perfect angled thrusts hit your g-spot.

G= Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Let’s be honest... Tsukishima Kei is never goofy. It’s just his personality and that’s completely fine :)

H= Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc)

He’s not very hairy and don’t see the necessity of shaving it all off. He makes sure to keep everything clean and the short. Yes, the carpet matches the drapes, but it’s a little darker.

I= Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

It depends. He is usually really rough and degrading but it doesn’t mean he can’t be romantic in bed or on any other occasion. Some days, he’s just on a soft romantic mood and the fucks you lovely *sparkles*

J= Jack Off

He is not the type to jack off very often and when you started dating the frequency became even lower.

K= Kink

Dom/Sub dynamics, Degradation, Humiliation, Breathplay, Gagging and Impact play

L= Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Your bedroom is the ideal location for him. Tsukishima is really reserved and he won’t risk being interrupted by someone while he’s having an intimate moment with you. Your privacy is the priority, at least for him.

M= Motivation (What turn them on)

He finds it really hot when you yell at him. Every time you two have a little argument, he gets a turned on and every time you tease him, he teases you back... the tension rises and become sexual. That’s the way you solve your relationship problems: fucking

N= NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He would hate food play for obvious reasons and someone interrupting you would be a big turn off

O= Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He prefers receiving but wouldn’t deny giving if you ask him. As we said before, Tsukishima would be really observant and would know exactly what you like. When receiving oral, his gagging and deep throat kinks show a lot.

P= Pace

His pace wouldn’t necessarily be fast but it would be really strong and almost violent. Sometimes he would thrust painfully slow just to tease you and see how desperate you can get for his cock

Q= Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc)

He wouldn’t feel like quickies are worth it. However if you give the idea and he’s in the mood, he wouldn’t say no.

R= Risk (Do they like to take risks, etc)

As we said before, Tsukishima wouldn’t like the possibility of getting caught during sex but he likes to try new things even if they’re considered dangerous or risky in any way, like choking, breathplay or even knife play

S= Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

He can last long and definitely has a lot of(?) stamina but he prefers a long sex section than multiple shorter rounds since he’s already on the mood.

T= Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He wouldn’t own any toys. He would, in fact, like to use toys on you but he would prefer if you had your own toys. This way, you’re able to choose your favorites and the ones you feel most comfortable using.

U= Unfair (How much they like to tease)

We can all agree that he would tease A LOT. Anywhere. At any time. He likes to see you getting flustered and becoming a total mess so he teases you in various ways and he lives for it. At sex time, he likes degrading and humiliating you a lot and sometimes, he calls you by the nickname he uses to call you in bed, when your outside or with friends, to see you becoming a blushing mess.

V= Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He doesn’t moan a lot, would just let out some low groans here and there. However, he gets really aroused when you moan or when the sex gets loud in general... the sounds make him go crazy.

W= Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character)

Tsukishima and you were arguing over who would pick the film that you were going to watch. You were mocking that he always chooses bad movies and after losing all his patience he said “Why don’t you shut up and suck my cock” in a teasing way. After that, you completely forgot about the film and actually sucked his cock :D. After that night, situation/ like this started being a recurring thing between the two of you.

X= X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

He has a long skinny penis lol

His cock is pretty and gets really veiny when hard. It is around 17cm (6,6 inches)

Y= Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It depends a lot on his mood. He gets turned on easily when he’s with you but when he’s alone, he doesn’t get desperate or anything

Z= Zzzzz (How quickly the fall asleep afterwards)

He sleeps really quickly but only after he makes sure you’re okay and feeling good after some cuddles and aftercare

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Pet Names Haikyuu Characters would call you (part 2)

Daichi, Tanaka Ryu, Tsukishima, Hinata, Kenma, Akaashi

warnings: nudity(?)

content: gn!reader, fluff, established relationship (married with Daichi // dating Tanaka, Tsukishima, Hinata, Kenma and Akaashi)

a/n: hello besties!! hope you like our hcs... don’t forget to follow us and send requests! thank you for reading ;)

Daichi (my love, angel, gorgeous)

Every time you come home exhausted after a long day of work, your caring husband, Daichi, insist in preparing a nice bath for you.

You open the front door and he soon meets you, kissing your forehead while picking your coat to make it easier for you to undress and when you’re in the bathtub, he sits on the floor by your side, to keep you company.

“It’s okay now, gorgeous, you must relax”

Tanaka (sexy, mine, darling)

You were sleeping over at Tanaka’s house. Before you both went to bed you decided to do your usual skin care routine and Tanaka was really interested in it.

“Darling, what are all these products? Can I use it?”

Tsukishima (babe, doll, hun)

You and Tsukishima planned on going on a date at a drive in to watch a really scary movie, since you lost a bet to him.

When the movie started, Tsukishima got closer to you, since you can get easily scared. When the tension was at its peak,  there was a jump scare, frightining you.

"It's okay, babe. I won't let anything hurt you"

Hinata (princess/prince/majesty, angel, sweetie)

You and Hinata were getting ready to go to dinner at your favorite restaurant. While doing your makeup, he hugs you from behind, looking at you tenderly

"You look so beautiful, sweetie. Could you do my makeup too?"

Kenma (kitty, angel, peach)

You guys were in his bathroom. Kenma was sitting on the toilet while you were trying to bleach his roots. He usually ask you to do this kind of stuff since he was scared to do it himself and going bald.

“Thank you for helping me angel”

Akaashi (gorgeous, majesty, darling)

You and your boyfriend Akaashi just moved together and decided to visit a cat adoption coffee shop to adopt a pet for you both.

You spent the whole afternoon playing with kittens and enjoying each other’s company along with delicious snacks and drinks.

“Look, darling, that kitten is the cutest, just like you!!”

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Pet Names Haikyuu Characters would call you (part 1)

Asahi, Kiyoko, Nishinoya, Kageyama and Yamaguchi

content: gn!reader, fluff, established relationship (dating Yamaguchi, Kageyama and Nishinoya // married with Asahi and Kiyoko)

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Asahi (babe, princess/prince/majesty, my love)

After your first night of honeymoon, you wake up to the hypnotizing smell of the breakfast your lovely husband was preparing. Arriving at the kitchen, you see Asahi by the stove, making some delicious waffles and coffee for both of you

“Morning, babe! I was planning on bringing the breakfast for you in bed...”

Kiyoko (sweetheart, bunny, darling)

You and your wife are gardening together in your backyard under the bright light of a sunny summer afternoon. You are eating fresh strawberries while Kiyoko is picking some flowers up. She takes a baby pink one and puts in your hair

"You look stunning, darling"

Nishinoya (honey, pretty/ pretty boy/pretty girl, kitten)

You wake up on your boyfriend’s bed, feeling his strong arms around your waist pulling you closer to his chest. You try to leave the bed thinking you wouldn’t be able to sleep anymore and a complaint is heard:

“Don’t leave me, honey...”

You can’t resist Nishinoya’s sleepy voice. After lying down and being inundated with kisses, you finally fall asleep again.

Kageyama (mine, love, gorgeous)

You and Kageyama were in a dinner date at his house. You ordered Chinese food while watching tv together. After dinner, he went directly to the sink and started washing the dishes you had used a minute before. Wanting physical contact, you followed him hugging your boyfriend from behind and causing chills to run down his body.

“You scared me, love”.

Yamaguchi (cutie pie, honey bun, angel)

You and your boyfriend Tadashi were at the supermarket buying snacks and candies for a movie night date together. The cart is almost filled to the top when you see something that called your attention: a new snack, placed on the highest shelf, that you’ve never seen before. You try to reach it but fail, seeing your boyfriend approaching you from behind and picking it up right after

“Let me get that for you, honey bun”

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First Date With Haikyuu Boys

Daichi, Sugawara, Ukai, Kuroo, Bokuto x reader

content: gn!reader, fluff

a/n: hi guys!! it’s our fist hc, we hope you like ‘em. pls send us requests and share our blog! thank you for reading :)

Daichi (coffee date)

Daichi asks you casually during lunch break

he’s waiting for you outside your class at the end of your school day

while you two are walking towards the coffee shop, he asks about your day and seems to be excited to tell you about his

you go to a local café, nothing too fancy

he picks an isolated table so you can have a calm conversation with no worries

he asks for a cappuccino and you ask for your favorite drink. You two ordered a strawberry shortcake to share.

the cafe’s atmosphere is really chill and relaxing. there are many fake plants to compose a natural environment.

the conversation died for a second and Daichi started talking with a big smile forming on his face:

“(y/n), I’ve been wanting to invite you on a date for so long! I’m so glad you accepted. I hope you’re having a good time.”

all the time you spent together that afternoon was lovely. You felt really especial.

he drops you home as soon as the sunset started

and you’re already planning your next date together

Sugawara (picnic date)

he asks you during the weekend, going to your house, since you two are neighbors

you go to a park close your houses on a sunny Sunday afternoon

Suga prepares all the snacks you’ll be having at the picnic: sandwiches, fruits, your favorite juice and some homemade candies

he is dressed casually, yet very stylishly and you’re in comfortable light clothes

you look amazing and he reminds you of it plenty of times

Since you also likes to play volleyball, even as a hobby, you bring a volley ball and the two of you play for some time while you talk about school, life and future

When you are both sitting and eating the food he made, you compliment his cooking and he confesses:

“I have to say I always had a little crush on you, since we were kids... Your smile is my favorite, (y/n)”

you feel your cheeks becoming warmer and he notices because he knows you for so long

after a long afternoon full of conversations and laughing, you two go back home together and spend the rest of the day texting each other and planning to hang out more times

Ukai (rainy night)

you’re the literature teacher in Karasuno high-school

the volleyball coach has been catching your eyes for while. You have been flirting for weeks but nothing too serious has happened yet

Ukai asks if you want to have dinner with him at his store on Friday and you obviously accepted

When the volleyball training ended, you walk to his store together with a group of Karasuno’s students: Hinata, Nishinoya, Tanaka and Kageyama

The boys suspect that something is going on between you and their coach. It is quite obvious tbh...

When the students leave, you comment on them knowing about what is happening between the two of you

“I really don’t care about what they think about us. It is our personal lives”, he responds looking at you

the dinner for tonight is two delicious katsudon prepared by him

you never knew he liked cooking

When you finished eating, there was the BIGGEST storm outside and Ukai invited you to stay the night at his place which is the store’s upper floor

you accept, thinking it may be a little awkward but it’s okay ‘cause he’s hot af

his house is small but it has everything he needs

you came up with the greatest idea to prevent an awkward silence:

“Keishin, have you ever watched ‘10 Things I Hate About You??’”

your movie night made everything easier. Now you were under a blanket, side by side, the closest you have ever been

suddenly, you feel a weight falling on your shoulder. Ukai has fallen asleep next to you. It’s the first time you’ve seen him that relaxed and calm

you lay your head on top of his and have a tranquil night, beside your crush. And he has a tranquil night beside his

Kuroo (study date)

you ask him for help in chemistry (cliché)

you two go to your house together right after class

you go direct to your room and you make sure he is comfortable. He sits on your bed and you follow him

opening your books, you two start studying and you ask all your questions, receiving clear answers since he is a genius

after a while, you start getting tired of seeing elements and equations and start talking about random subjects

Kuroo, as usual, tells a lot of bad puns and you laugh a lot somehow. This is one of his favorite things about you: your bad good sense of humor

you notice how he’s looking at you and get flustered. he’s looking at the most beautiful person he knows

“what are you looking at?” you ask curious

“I’m looking at my future girlfriend” he replies in a flirty tone

you blush really badly but surely don’t deny it...

Bokuto (festival date)

you are Fukurodani’s manager

the team was in a match against Nekoma and Bokuto had entered his ‘emo mode’

you tell him that, if he won the game, you can go to a festival together on the weekend

he automatically becomes the most focused he could ever be

at the end of the match, Fukurodani wins with Bokuto’s perfect match point followed by a wink that confirms your date on Saturday night

as the day arrived, you become nervous. you’re happy that you finally had the opportunity and the courage to invite him but you’re still afraid something will go wrong

he picks you up at 8 pm, dressed casually and looking handsome as always

as soon as he sees you, Bokuto compliments your looks and your nervousness disappears right away

the night is starry and the climate is perfect for a festival

you eat a lot and play various games. at the end of the night, you’re sure it was the best date you’ve ever had

and then the fireworks started

Bokuto is SO excited

you can’t stop looking at him. He is way more entertaining than the fireworks

he catches you starring and gives you the largest smile. you smile back

you keep wondering when will be the next time you’ll see that lovely smile and hope it wont be the last

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Guidelines

the blog’s rules...

Currently we are OPEN for requests!!!

What we do not write:

-incest

-yandere

-angst

-suicide/self harm

-poly relationships

-pedophilia

-age play

-pet play

-character x character

-piss kink/watersports

-rape

-somnophilia

-innocence kink

-noncon/dubcon

What we do write:

-female/male/gender neutral readers

-fluff

-smut

-headcannons

-scenarios

-oneshot

- x reader

we are not obligated to accept every request. pls don’t spam or be rude.

Characters we currently write:

Karasuno

daichi, sugawara, asahi, kiyoko, nishinoya, tanaka, hinata, kageyama, yamaguchi, tsukishima and yachi

Nekoma

kuroo and kenma

Fukurodani

bokuto and akaashi

Others

saeko and keishin ukai

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Masterlist

the stuff we’ve written!! hope you like ‘em

!updated after every work posted!

headcannons;

First date with the haikyuu boys (feat. Daichi, Sugawara, Ukai, Kuroo and Bokuto)

Pet names Haikyuu characters would call you (part 1), (part 2)

Karasuno;

Sawamura Daichi

(Coming soon!)

Koshi Sugawara

(Coming soon!)

Azumane Asahi

(Coming soon!)

Nishinoya Yuu

(Coming soon!)

Tanaka Ryuunosuke

(Coming soon!)

Kageyama Tobio

(Coming soon!)

Hinata Shoyou

(Coming soon!)

Tsukishima Kei

Tsukishima NSFW alphabet

Yamaguchi Tadashi

(Coming soon!)

Shimizu Kiyoko

(Coming soon!)

Yachi Hitoka

(Coming soon!)

Nekoma;

Kuroo Tetsuro

(Coming soon!)

Kozume Kenma

(Coming soon!)

Fukurodani;

Bokuto Kotaro

(Coming soon!)

Akaashi Keiji

(Coming soon!)

Others;

Ukai Keishin

(Coming soon!)

Tanaka Saeko

(Coming soon!)

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