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Stranger Things
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Ok mut mun ukin nimi oli seppo ja se oli bi...
The Walker virus (1998) causes an old man, which happens to be a sprite ripped out of the game Bad Street Brawler, to walk across the screen at regular intervals, interrupting any work being done on the PC.
I miss when viruses just did stupid things instead of trying to ransom your files back for bitcoin
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probably the best advice I've ever got was from my grandpa when I moved from my town and started a university, he told me to leave the house everytime when I start to feel down, just to go to the park, a supermarket, a bookstore, to even drive in a bus or tram, just be around other people because staying at home all the time kills you; and you know he was right
do we think chocolate guy is gay?
-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory
Hahaha
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what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters
We have no letters Kathleen!
some 8ish years now i reckon
i have naturally acidic sweat. it's a family thing
we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.
What the fuck.
op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen
OP has the kind of thing that, in 7 million years or so, makes their distant descendants highly successful due to being toxic and unpalatable to predators
Ukki mentioned
ukki licks the Vagina like a horse
can someone confirm?
Confirmed Ukki information
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Ukkipanta-virus is now officially worldwideđ„ł
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what is ukki? i thought it was the sound monkeys make
hahaha it is but its just the in-universe nickname for my favorite anime boy as well bc hes kinda dumb ook ook. someone told me once it also means grandpa and the other ukki poster rbs a lot of grandpa memes so...monkey and grandpa friends for life?
i think the moral of the story is that ukki can be whatever you want it to be so long as you approach it with an open mind and a big heart #ukki
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Ukki:
:D eheheHEHEHEE...one day ill redraw this..he can say whatever he wants forever
Ukki??
UKKI!!!!!!!
Ukki means grandpa in finnish. Ukki is born in the middle ages and smokes weed and shoots up speed. To live forever Ukki also spreads a Virus. Ukkipanta is a fast spreading and viciously evolving virus, and ukki lives in every infected person like a parasite. Ukki is the man that the finnish junkies praise and who they pray to. UKKI IS IMMORTAL. UKKI GROWS WITHIN YOU AND EVERY BONG HIT YOU TAKE MAKES HIM STRONGER AND BIGGER. AS THE ADDICTION GROWS YOU WILL SLOWLY BECOME. IT. UKKI. It drinks bong water once a year in preria to stay alive and replenish it's ever lasting youth. UKKI licks the vagina like a horse.
You might be tempted to buy a beautiful antique statue from your nearest second hand shop, but WATCH OUT. It could be Ukki in disguise. Once you buy it, it will show it's true form and hide forever in your closet. You might have even got Ukki living in your closet right now even if you don't know about lt yet.
You might be in grave danger! The Ukkipanta-virus penetrates every one of your cells near instantly and the death of your True Self is inevitable. The only way you can for sure know if you are infected, is by witnessing a moment where Ukki takes ahold of your being during sexual intercourse. The person infected will suddenly wear a choker that says UKKIPANTA in it. They will start chanting:
UKKIPANTA, UKKIPANTA
UKKI VALTAA, UKKI VALTAA
The sexual partner will then also be seen wearing the necklace.
Ukki consumes thousands of kilograms cannabis every year. Ukki is 50 percent a cannabis plant in itself.
Just thought you'd like to know more about Ukkiâșïž
Ukki:
:D eheheHEHEHEE...one day ill redraw this..he can say whatever he wants forever
Ukki??
UKKI!!!!!!!
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Ukki lukee ajatuksia. Ukki kertoo mulle ettÀ ajattelet juuri nyt ukkia, joka lukee ajatuksia.
Ukki:
:D eheheHEHEHEE...one day ill redraw this..he can say whatever he wants forever
Ukki??
ukki nuolee emÀtintÀ kuin hevonen
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the most insane shit jus happened and I don't have the words to explain its gonna have to be a drawing
it's not gonna be good or funny i just need someone to understand
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