UKKI

[ukki-heritage-posts]

Ukkipantavirus tarttuu sinuun tämän tekstin kautta. Rebloggaa tartuttaaksesi muut.

[byjove]

I can’t remember if I told you guys this but my grandpa paid a guy to put up a rock retaining wall in the backyard when my grandparents moved into their house in 1966. They live at the bottom of a mountain. The wall finally collapsed this year and my grandfather with dementia was PISSED OFFFFFF and he wanted so badly to call the guy who did it and chew him out for doing a bad job. My grandma is trying to explain that the wall lasted 60 years and the guy who did the work is probably dead and it TURNS OUT HE IS STILL ALIVE. Now we’re worried grandpa is going to get through to him (small town) and we’re going to see two 85 year old men come to blows over a rock wall that has been there since the mid-60s. My grandpa is a scrapper, he’s been to jail over a bar fight, the possibility that he WOULD fight this guy is high.

To top it off? The stone mason is the only person in town with one arm so grandpa would definitely recognize him if he saw him. If that is your grandpa, please protect him from my grandpa.

[byjove]

Then again, if it was given a lifetime guarantee and both parties are still alive, grandpa might have ground to stand on.

[puhelinseksitauti]

Ok mut mun ukin nimi oli seppo ja se oli bi...

[text-mode]

The Walker virus (1998) causes an old man, which happens to be a sprite ripped out of the game Bad Street Brawler, to walk across the screen at regular intervals, interrupting any work being done on the PC.

[foone]

I miss when viruses just did stupid things instead of trying to ransom your files back for bitcoin

[ukki-heritage-posts]

Certified Ukki post (UKKIPANTA VIRUS)

[silk-fleur]

probably the best advice I've ever got was from my grandpa when I moved from my town and started a university, he told me to leave the house everytime when I start to feel down, just to go to the park, a supermarket, a bookstore, to even drive in a bus or tram, just be around other people because staying at home all the time kills you; and you know he was right

[not100bees]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[hotvampireadjacent]

Hahaha

[ukki-heritage-posts]

Ukki post

[ublock-origin]

what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

We have no letters Kathleen!

[ublock-origin]

some 8ish years now i reckon

i have naturally acidic sweat. it's a family thing

[ublock-origin]

we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

[ashestoashesjc]

[captain-price-unofficially]

What the fuck.

[naggingatlas]

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

[headspace-hotel]

OP has the kind of thing that, in 7 million years or so, makes their distant descendants highly successful due to being toxic and unpalatable to predators

[ukki-heritage-posts]

Ukki mentioned

[ukkigirl]

ukki licks the Vagina like a horse

can someone confirm?

[ukki-heritage-posts]

Confirmed Ukki information

[ukkigirl]

ukkipanta ukkipanta ukki valtaa ukki valtaa

[ukki-heritage-posts]

Ukkipanta-virus is now officially worldwide🥳

Certified UKKI heritage post✔️

[ukkigirl]

ukkipanta ukkipanta ukki valtaa ukki valtaa

[ukkigirl]

what is ukki? i thought it was the sound monkeys make

hahaha it is but its just the in-universe nickname for my favorite anime boy as well bc hes kinda dumb ook ook. someone told me once it also means grandpa and the other ukki poster rbs a lot of grandpa memes so...monkey and grandpa friends for life?

i think the moral of the story is that ukki can be whatever you want it to be so long as you approach it with an open mind and a big heart #ukki

[ukki-heritage-posts]

Certified ukki post

[ukkigirl]

Ukki:

:D eheheHEHEHEE...one day ill redraw this..he can say whatever he wants forever

[ukki-heritage-posts]

Ukki??

[ukkigirl]

UKKI!!!!!!!

[ukki-heritage-posts]

Ukki means grandpa in finnish. Ukki is born in the middle ages and smokes weed and shoots up speed. To live forever Ukki also spreads a Virus. Ukkipanta is a fast spreading and viciously evolving virus, and ukki lives in every infected person like a parasite. Ukki is the man that the finnish junkies praise and who they pray to. UKKI IS IMMORTAL. UKKI GROWS WITHIN YOU AND EVERY BONG HIT YOU TAKE MAKES HIM STRONGER AND BIGGER. AS THE ADDICTION GROWS YOU WILL SLOWLY BECOME. IT. UKKI. It drinks bong water once a year in preria to stay alive and replenish it's ever lasting youth. UKKI licks the vagina like a horse.

You might be tempted to buy a beautiful antique statue from your nearest second hand shop, but WATCH OUT. It could be Ukki in disguise. Once you buy it, it will show it's true form and hide forever in your closet. You might have even got Ukki living in your closet right now even if you don't know about lt yet.

You might be in grave danger! The Ukkipanta-virus penetrates every one of your cells near instantly and the death of your True Self is inevitable. The only way you can for sure know if you are infected, is by witnessing a moment where Ukki takes ahold of your being during sexual intercourse. The person infected will suddenly wear a choker that says UKKIPANTA in it. They will start chanting:

UKKIPANTA, UKKIPANTA

UKKI VALTAA, UKKI VALTAA

The sexual partner will then also be seen wearing the necklace.

Ukki consumes thousands of kilograms cannabis every year. Ukki is 50 percent a cannabis plant in itself.

Just thought you'd like to know more about Ukki☺️

[ukkigirl]

Ukki:

:D eheheHEHEHEE...one day ill redraw this..he can say whatever he wants forever

[ukki-heritage-posts]

Ukki??

[ukkigirl]

UKKI!!!!!!!

[ukki-heritage-posts]

Ukki heritage post

[ukki-heritage-posts]

Ukki lukee ajatuksia. Ukki kertoo mulle että ajattelet juuri nyt ukkia, joka lukee ajatuksia.

[ukkigirl]

Ukki:

:D eheheHEHEHEE...one day ill redraw this..he can say whatever he wants forever

[ukki-heritage-posts]

Ukki??

[asiantuntija]

ukki nuolee emätintä kuin hevonen

[ukki-heritage-posts]

UKKI HERITAGE POST