I Didn’t Make Rent But At Least I Made Lunch

My name is Lime. 28. Bigender. He/she. Aromantic, bisexual. RIP Mia, my profile picture, 2009-2025.

[tsunflowers]

they should have leftist infighting as an event at the next olympics

[loth-caatgirl]

no the fuck they shouldn't and it's liberals like you that are tearing us apart

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

holy shit, a gold medalist

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[tonyzaret]

Let's see, I deliberately take an EXTRA LONG drive home from the bar so I can sober up and only hit 2 (PARKED) cars & I'm forced to spend the night in jail - meanwhile, guess who was FREELY walking the streets that very same night? That's right, Ned the Cancelled Try Guy. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

[limeyloo]

You should never waterfall drinks. Take my cooties boy

[catasters]

[feelcompassion]

[sagansense]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[saltwaterlullaby]

Dont forget the child in the manger had to flee with his unwed mother and her boyfriend to another country. As a refugee.

[ginatrivia]

Look up “Jose y Maria” by Everett Patterson

[cavernario-galindo]

José y María , by Everett Patterson.

[amygdalae]

It's funny having a very high tolerance for pain but a very low tolerance for other forms of discomfort. Like yea tattoos piercings cramps shots cuts bruises whatever thats nothing. But I better not get nauseous or hear a loud sound. Or I'll die

[ourdarling]

not to sound like the joker but im not fucking around when i say weird al covering killing in the name completely seriously and not changing any of the lyrics at all is a very scary statement about society rn......... a man who built his entire career on whimsy and being sort of family-friendly doing a sincere rendition of killing in the name by rage against the machine. we've awoken Serious Alfred. we're so fucked.

[zedogica]

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

[biglawbear]

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

[redstonedust]

yknow when you can tell that someones opinion on the homeless is dictacted by the fact they seem to imagine every homeless person just like. spawned in the back alleys of a city as a fully grown scruffy hobo with no life goals other than scrounging enough pocket change for a hit of Drugs™ . like you suggest that perhaps a homeless person was not always homeless and probably had a life and a childhood like the rest of us and they blank like they genuinely didnt consider it. like they forgot thats a human being too.

[normal-horoscopes]

When I was in middle school we would do these weekly things called "Flag Salutes" where the entire school came out to the quad to stand in big ranks and sing patriotic songs. I lived in one of the most conservative counties in America and the teachers took the Flag Salutes very seriously.

We hated them. We didn't really clock the nationalist nature of the thing but we we hated being asked to stand in a big group and sing songs for nobody. It was boring and goofy. Thinking about it now, it really was just our teachers using us as fodder for a Mass Ritual to Prevent 9/11 from Happening Again.

Eventually, some kids developed a sort of game. The ceremony had all these little dramatic pauses between sections of a speech or in-between songs. Kids would wait for those little pauses and, right before the song started, just shout "NINE ELEVEN!" There was a voice for it to. You had to sound kinda like a Patrick Star or a similar exaggerated dunderhead type character.

It made the teachers incredibly mad but nobody ever got in trouble. The trick was to drop the Nine Eleven the moment before the song started so they couldn't stop to focus on who was yelling. Once they start the ritual they couldn't stop it or the spell would backfire and the Taliban Would Get You or whatever.

[onlytiktoks]

[kienava]

[boybeetles]

You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes

F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???

[boybeetles]

Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖

[ndreblogs]

Presenting: the minimalist Nativity scene i made for my friend out of pngs off adam and eve dot com.

[queentab]

[vexheart]

This

[findyoump3]

is it ok to add this image

[pepsi-maxwell]

there's a delicate balance between "seeing something on my dash so often i end up caring about it unexpectedly" and "seeing something on my dash so often that it gets added to the blocked list with extreme prejudice"