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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.
At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.
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We really do need to bring back the word "trolling" and warning ppl not to feed the trolls
That TikTok of ppl pouring tomato sauce directly on the counter, adding spaghetti & mixing it with their hands while commenting how great of an idea it is? Yeah, we used to call that trolling, it's pathetic & bc all they want from it is attention, the best thing is not to give them any. Block & move on.
I keep seeing it on here too. Someone comments something outrageous on a post & gets dozens of ppl to respond, filling the entire comment section & making it unusable. And on Instagram, a comment saying "I hate colors" on a post of someone showing off colorful art gets 100 replies while positive comments get none. Congrats, you've fed the troll. Now stop doing it.
Trolling used to get you banned from forums. Now they call you an influencer and give you brand deals & ad revenue. That's why it's more important than ever not to feed the trolls, especially in spaces where any attention is good attention and getting yelled at by 10k ppl in the comments counts as "engagement", boosting your troll post in the algorithm.
The part this becomes a problem is when you need to argue. Spaghetti on the kitchen counter is essentially harmless. But then there are various types of influencers who spew blatant misinformation or similar content. If you (general) are a specialist, or someone else who can effectively debunk whatever the flavor of the day's shit is, should you? We do not inform and argue to convert the misinformer, but for the audience, who needs to see that the shit is being called out for what it is. So there is the choice: a) let the misinformation fly and not question it. The uninformed audience laps it up and uses power crystals as birth control, or whatever the hell it is this time. b) argue. This means giving attention, engaging, boosting the post. The audience may or may not read the comments, but if they are intrigued, at least the have a chance to see the argument. No good choice in here, really.
I am once again begging people to realize that AI checker doesn’t work. it’s never worked. it’s notoriously known to have flagged human-made works as AI and AI-generated works as human-made. and by feeding it people’s works, you are feeding more works to AI, because apparently the machine itself is AI.
the only thing AI checker does is harm genuine artists and people in general too.
There is, thankfully, a sure-fire way of knowing if something is ai or not. Ask the person who wrote it about what they wrote. An actual author will talk until their jaw falls off. Someone who used ai will stand there like the pathetic anemone they are because they have no idea what you're talking about.
This (asking about the work) is mega useful in academic situations. When I worked in uni, one part of my job was making exams and grading it. Sometimes students asked if they could try an exam again for a better grade. I was never against it but it needs to be understood that the work needed from my part was not insignificant. So I wanted to make sure the students didn't just come and see if the questions happened to be more of their liking this time. So, as was my right, I made the students to complete an extra task before allowing a re-take of a passed exam. They were not huge tasks - make a mind map of this lecture, or summarize the materials of that lecture, simple things like this, nothing major. They returned the tasks, 'graded' as pass/fail. The catch? Always, 100 % of the time, I made an essay question of the topic of the task. If the student had actually done the task themselves and not totally half-assed it, essentially everyone got perfect or almost perfect score of that question. Which was great for them, as there was 5 question, so if they did as well or slightly better as in their previous exam in the rest, they usually got the better grade they were after.
I want to believe some of them learned improved methods of study. If not, at least they learned whatever tf it was what the task was about, and thus earned the better grade. In some rare cases (this was before wide-spread AI) I had suspicion that the student hadn't done the task themselves, based on how different the language was than in their e-mails etc.
The result? Almost always poor scores in the question, essentially never a grade upgrade.
when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”
hope it’s not too late; I made this in Scriptorium
this tiktok screenshot ruined my life i need to see the serbian pigeon movie so so badly but it doesn't exist it's so foul to make this bad of a point with something so cool and then take it away from me.
Tiktok marvel fans really will be out here like "movie fan SHOCKED because i'd rather watch superhero movie #54 in blue and not a sensual 1987 french horror film about a man discovering his wife may not exist set in what is gradually revealed to be a space station" as if you're supposed to agree that superhero movie #54 is the clear winner in this comparison
Love the idea of a story about a complex issue that's told from the perspective of something that cannot comprehend or care about the issue. The way the story would be sliced up and moments that a human would consider pointless would be focused on because the pigeon happened to be there would be hype as fuck
Ok FINE I made the movie poster of it
Mališa, otherwise known as Little One, is a pet pigeon owned by a conservative butler of the Austro-Hungarian aristocracy. She is loved, and she is pampered— until her owner is murdered in cold blood, and she is left to fend for herself in Sarajevo.
In the wilds of the city, she feeds from the poor, working nationalist radicals, and the vieux riches alike.
To Mališa, there are no ethical concerns. No politics. No burgeoning nationalism.
There are only hands that feed her, and hands that do not.
This is compelling. Consider me fucking compelled.
Final shot is the bird hearing, but not seeing, the sound of a .32 ACP pistol, and flying away in shock
"From the studio that brought you Goncharov...."
yeah okay ill reblog that
”there are only the hands that feed her, and those that do not” yeah-
we cannot live in chains
you write people having good sex you're just writing porn but you write people having bad sex. now you're writing a story
You give it all the romance elements. Worse, you make it slow burn. Really pile on the yearning and the sexual tension. Then when it comes time to do the do, it's bad. So bad even the characters know it's bad. And not in the "we are just learning each other's bodies!" Type of way. Like they both leave the situation wondering if it was the others first time on earth (important to note neither think that they're the problem)
Now rather than the last 3 chapters being a happily ever after, they have to contend with all the bridges they burned to get here and what kind of relationship they've found themselves in and if they're willing to fight for each other when it's an internal battle rather than one waged against love rivals
Stupid question i heard someone stupid podcasters discussing the other day so bringing it over here to see if im really in the minority with this one
If given the choice between these two jobs which would you choose?
$125,000 annual income but completely work from home
$225,000 annual income but completely office based
Other/results/Diogenes in his barrel
what day is bin day?
monday
tuesday
wednesday
thursday
friday
saturday
sunday
I dont know
I dont have a bin day (explain????)
(bin day meaning the day you take your wheelie bins out to the curb for the rubbish to be collected)
No bin day for me. Our bins stay where they are, on our property, under a roof and behind a saloon door. The car that collects the trash parks next to the bins and the collectors wheel the bins to the car.
The car, in our case, picks the trash every 8 weeks currently - we compost and recycle so more is not needed but if we wanted to, we could buy more collections.
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The goat is assembled!!!
Also, seeing these posts over/under each other almost killed me
The goat is assembled!!!
i'm going to say something insane. i think the overall pronounced fandom cultural slide away from complex plotty violent work and towards kidfic and coffee shops AUs and cozy domestic romcoms is a symptom of fascism.
I heavily disagree with this and think this is some kneejerk reactionary bullshit, but you know, go ahead and keep disparaging ‘normies’ like people are doing in the notes. That’ll really endear you to fluff fic writers.
Fuck you.
I say this with genuine, and I do actually mean genuine, respect, but the point of the original post wasn’t to put an equals sign between fluff/cozy fic/coffeeship AUs and fascism. The point of the post was to draw attention to the very real push toward a "cultural hegemony" that happens every time fascist ideology takes hold of a culture. The rest under a cut for length.
In this case, it is white Euro-American Christofascism that demonizes and criminalizes any sexuality that is not reproductively-driven sex between cisgender heterosexual men and women. It is Christofascism that calls any sex not cishet sex for the singular purpose of procreation (or any physical or psychological deviance) degeneracy, which is a buzzword that eugenicists have used for decades to justify conversion therapy for gay kids, forced sterilization of mentally ill people and POC, and the illegality of gay marriage.
Christofascism hates any violence that is not the violence of its own against The Other (which is anyone not drinking the kool aid). It weaponizes “family-friendly values” to wash out any nuance and moral complexity from a piece of art. It weaponizes “family-friendly values”, a distinctly white American Christofascist construct, to delegitimize, suppress, and erase any story that does not conform to its standards. Which includes… a lot.
If you look at the larger trend of mainstream (film) storytelling over the last 30 years, you can see this clearly. We had films, shows, and stories in the mainstream that would never have been able to be made today: Full Metal Jacket (1987), a viciously, violently antiwar film. Leon The Professional (1994) about a middle aged hitman who befriends a precociously sexual preteen girl and teaches her how to kill people. That 70s Show, which was much more recent (ended in the early aughts) but still showed minors drinking alcohol and smoking pot onscreen. Entrapment (1999), a film where a young woman in her 20s or very early 30s gets sexually and romantically involved with a man in his 70s. Contrast that with today, when the most “edgy” thing in the mainstream is an irony-poisoned superhero movie that relentlessly queerbaits its audience but makes it painfully clear that No, Actually, They’re Not Gay, They’re Just Doing It For The Lols. No shade if you genuinely enjoyed Deadpool and Wolverine, by the way. I did too; thought it was funny as shit. But it's also very much a product of its sociocultural time, and the time is Kinda Bad.
Thankfully we do have people still making genuinely Good stories with heavier, more complex, more morally grey themes, but my point stands.
So was everything better back then? Oh hell no. Sexism and racism were also onscreen full bore, so in that way we have moved forward. But my point is not to say “back then things were better”, which is, itself, an authoritarian dogwhistle. My point is that rightwing Christofascist authoritarianism, with the help of corporations and governments lacking the political will to oppose it, has driven much of the nuance and humanity from mainstream storytelling to serve its sociopolitical agenda and it has begun to show in the downstream culture of fandom.
This is where authoritarianism on the left wing rears its head: why you see people getting kicked out of discord servers for offenses that would get them nothing more than a hard look in real life. The insistence that shows up on both sides of the political aisle: that fiction is reality is fiction. On the right, this looks like "violent video games are turning my kid into a murderer". On the left, this looks like "this person wrote a fictional minor having sex with a fictional adult, so the person is a CSA apologist in real life and should die."
That is the truly reactionary bullshit in this scenario.
I myself, a frequent creator of exactly the kind of content this authoritarian fandom culture hates, have been kicked out of several fandoms and have received several death threats for writing things that violate this purity culture that has developed in so many fandom spaces nowadays. My friends and people I know have been victims of the same. And it has only gotten worse over the last 15 or so years.
This purity culture is what the original post is meant to talk against. The purity culture is performative, closed-minded, and (left-wing) authoritarian. It finds any art that does not meet the purity standard (see above) disgusting, degenerate (there’s that word again), and unfit to exist. It incentivizes simple, nonthreatening stories; stories that do not require the reader to think critically or face any kind of moral conflict. In the mental landscape of the authoritarian, Moral Good is cozy, comfortable, white-coded, simple, and does not force one to confront or examine one's morality or ideology. Moral Evil is complicated, nuanced, scary, colorful, and defiantly deviant.
But again, this does not mean that if you write, read, or enjoy these kinds of stories, that you are a fascist. It just highlights this false equivalency between Moral Evil and thematic darkness/deviancy.
I hope this helps make sense of the original post a little.
ok im curious...
how do you dry your laundry?
everything goes in the dryer
everything goes on the drying rack/clothing line
i follow the labels, duh!
clothes go on the rack, bedding and towels in the dryer
something else (tell me in the tags)
also pls tag ur answer & country 👀