Pure of heart, Shit of post

Honestly why haven't i been granted magical powers yet Call me Reya or satan 💕 she/her 💕

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[tchaikovskaya]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

me at work thinking I look nonchalant and approachable

[saltedume]

[nikocado]

[neomedievalist]

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]

[kosmogrl]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[wondersmith-and-sons]

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO [REDACTED]

[thedepartmentofdiscoveries-deac]

[azaleatown]

I've never seen a more fitting encapsulation of American media than this sinister Snapchat discover page

[bapouro]

im getting really into real life right now it has become one of my obsessions

[teslacarbombs-deactivated202212]

i was born in the wrong generation because its so hard to get away with murder in 2022 where the government is spying on you and theres cameras and machines monitoring and tracking your every move. if you go missing there will be security cameras filming and credit cards tracking transactions and phones texting your loved ones its IMPOSSIBLE. if this were the 70s though? i could pick you up on the side of the road and nobody would hear from you again and that was that.

[eclipsebytaemin]

[coughloop]

i would bring it up to a boil, then let it simmer....low and slow

[megabuild]

[horrorofthebeast]

[feraligatr]

ıt has come to my attention that both washroom and kelsey’s are canadian terms and that is the reason this post didnt reach a wider audience

[feraligatr]

ok attempt number #2 for my american followers: 

 me: i need to use the Bathroom 

 waiter: baby you at an applebee’s, shit anywhere

[feraligatr]

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