Ehh, 'ello there...

[vidadepostureo-deactivated20190]

Audio please 🔉

[armedandgayngerous]

this video is extremely high-tier comedy

[over-sleep]

[loki-cat2]

today i learned fish can be dicks

[runwithskizzers]

i am laughing so hard that white fish is such a piece of shit and i love it

[bible-of-fun]

Imagine being that guy

[memeseverdie]

I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK

[langsandlit]

It’s not that i’m sexist, I just remember a time, when I held the door open for a girl, and she began to scream and cry. “You oppressive piece of shit,” she began to say, and when I tried to calm her, she kicked my way. I used self defense, and moments later she was on the ground. The cops were called, and I’m writing this from prison now. It’s not that I hate women, just a selective few, the ones who abuse the system, and many of them do.

[sprachtraeume]

[thenaturaldisesther]

Das ist so traurig. Alexa, spiel Despacito

[langsandlit]

Che cosa triste. Alexa, riproduci Despacito

[brasilian-bs]

Isto é tão triste… Alexa, toque Despacito

[an-angry-slav-deactivated201810]

Ovo je tako tužno… Alexa, pusti Despacito

[thearchdemongreatlydisapproves]

Това е толкова тъжно, Алекса пусни ми Despacito

[colorfulblades]

這太令人傷心了。 Alexa, 播放 Despacito。

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

hic tantopere tristis est… alexa, cane despacitone

[lants-mclame]

my teacher : if you didn’t understand , why didnt you come ask for help ?

me :

[mochachild]

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GOD I DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND

HOW

THE

FUCK

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO CONFUSED BUT PLEASED FUCKING DO IT

[zooophagous]

Bob Ross teaches you using layering and color theory, which are principles which work no matter what you paint with. Some materials won’t blend the same as oils obviously, but as Ross himself said, “you can paint with almost anything.”

Paint along with whatever you have, it’s great practice.

[bojacks-deactivated20201214]

[vladtheunfollower]

[ze-dominant-demon]

this was our pupper the first time we put his booties on him.

[hoshibara-blog]

Still not justified, Teru.

[maximillennium]

[skrewsociety]

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:

[yourecutesoi]

this is so fucking funny omg

[browsedankmemes]

[always-jonghyun]

[unexplained-events]

A Tibetan Monk blesses the deer that gather around him and someone snaps a picture. Upon viewing the picture they notice a rainbow had appeared.

[thesylverlining]

pretty sure this is the happiest picture I’ve seen in a long time

[thelonelyrogue]

magic is real

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[blueboyluca]

Bob Ross gets it.