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Secret ♥ by Yahiro Pochi

loggednightmares

Kink: being called baby in a soft and gentle voice

bardsplay

I’m…..hongry

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me seeing yall reblog anime girls with big toddies and their mouth hanging open with spit coming out.

goblinsofthegalaxy-deactivated2

I don’t know how to casually play video games. It’s either I’m not interested or I play for 16 hrs straight and forget to eat.

petitlexicon

ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were sitting there and thinking about you and how wonderful you are like. smh. say I love you to everyone that you love as often as possible bc sometimes it’s easy to forget that there are people who love you

akairiot

controller: *vibrates slightly and then stops, with no obvious enemies anywhere* me: what do you see boy?

overpricedvodka

Avoid any and all Inauguration coverage.

Have sex all day instead. If America finna be fucked, you might as well be too.

highlandvalley

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This hotel reminds you to steal the toiletries!

slightlynaive

I work in hotels/resorts, and honestly, take the little shampoos and soaps! We throw them away when you leave (we don’t know if you’ve opened them and messed with them or whatever, so for health and safety it all goes in the trash) If you stay at the fancier places or chains, they’ve actually done some bit of thought into the scents for the toiletries, in that if you use them while at home you’ll remember the time you stayed at the hotel and be more likely to return. Just don’t take the towels or the robes or any of that shit, it’s expensive.