your local uma defender

[just-a-mouse]

what's her name again

[kisstheivy]

More Uma x Audrey yippie

[veemimis]

Every girl needs a big sea witch girlfriend

[umaudreyau]

rp intro !!

hi, my name is mj and i'm looking for rp partners :) i'm a literate to novella rper and will always do my absolute best to match your reply in a timely manner.

i only do fandom rps

current fandoms i'm obsessed with: the umbrella academy, stranger things, marvel, descendants.

if any of the following interest you, please feel free to reply/dm me and we can set something up! I'm new to tumblr rp so please be patient haha

MUSES

viktor hargreeves (the umbrella academy): down to do a scene w/ any character, pretty much no preference!

tony stark (marvel): not a fan of stony :(

stephen strange (marvel): currently loving the idea of ironstrange!

robin buckley (stranger things): platonic stobin rp is a need. in my soul i need it.

uma (descendants): as you may be able to tell from my name, i like umaudrey! but i'm also down for other ships or for a platonic relationship.

[marinafanning]

the problem with descendants is that every single ship is so cute

like. happy pride month !! evie x mal ? but evie and doug are so cute. jay x carlos ? but jay has lonnie and carlos has jane. but ben and carlos would actually be so cute though lile tbh i ship them way more than ben and mal. mal and uma you say ? that would work accept that i love uma x harry, but wait harry had that one kiss with gil. but what about gil x jay?

all of that and audrey still does not have a single good love interest

[umaudreyau]

WRONG. audrey and uma

[umaudreyau]

uma and audrey and elphie and glinda.

i mean come on

[umaudreyau]

WHAT IS THIS FEELING. C’MON.

[umaudreyau]

uma and audrey and elphie and glinda.

i mean come on

[bucket-barnes]

Audrey’s list of actual crimes:

So as we know, Audrey was the main villain of descendants 3 and committed several actual crimes and got away with it, so to put into perspective just how absurd that is here is a physical list of every crime Audrey committed in D3 in chronological order

-breaking and entering

-destruction of property

-theft

-unlicensed possession of a firearm (you could make the argument that maleficent’s scepter is a firearm)

-possession of a lethal weapon with intent to harm (the scepter)

-cruel and unusual punishment(aging Mal, cursing Ben, the sleeping and stone curses)

-domestic violence (Chad)

-eight counts of attempted murder (Night falls: one count per person)

-attempted regicide (Mal)

-kidnapping (Celia)

-Treason (just throughout the whole movie)

All of this because she couldn’t get over her boyfriend dumping her in high school…and she got away with not even a slap on the wrist

[umaudreyau]

i know this is supposed to be negative towards audrey but good for her actually she should’ve been worse

[umaudreyau]

thinking about this post again because she was very clearly possessed. i could talk about this forever she deserved so much better

also she like. died. so i feel like maybe that’s enough punishment for, again, being possessed LMAO

[hersterical]

Just accidentally shortened “platonic stobin” to “stobonic” in my head, so if you ever want it to be explicitly clear that the stobin is platonic but don’t want to use the full phrase, you can now use “stobonic”. I think the fact that it sounds so stupid makes it even more on brand

[umaudreyau]

the stobonic plague

[bucket-barnes]

Audrey’s list of actual crimes:

So as we know, Audrey was the main villain of descendants 3 and committed several actual crimes and got away with it, so to put into perspective just how absurd that is here is a physical list of every crime Audrey committed in D3 in chronological order

-breaking and entering

-destruction of property

-theft

-unlicensed possession of a firearm (you could make the argument that maleficent’s scepter is a firearm)

-possession of a lethal weapon with intent to harm (the scepter)

-cruel and unusual punishment(aging Mal, cursing Ben, the sleeping and stone curses)

-domestic violence (Chad)

-eight counts of attempted murder (Night falls: one count per person)

-attempted regicide (Mal)

-kidnapping (Celia)

-Treason (just throughout the whole movie)

All of this because she couldn’t get over her boyfriend dumping her in high school…and she got away with not even a slap on the wrist

[umaudreyau]

i know this is supposed to be negative towards audrey but good for her actually she should’ve been worse

[bridgetofwonderland]

highlights of the descendants musical, as decided by me —

mr. delay got turned into maurice which is a choice i 100% support. mr. delay WHO????

maybe musical doug can have a little rights as a treat

jane is an angel and i support her

beast is being horny on main

jay is my son and i love him

her ‘you’re welcome!’ is so fucking cute and i LVOE her

the added dialogue here makes me sad

i REALLY wish this was the movie version. mr. delay can eat shit

evie my brilliant baby girl ily

sadgsadhahjg -

THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME it’s literally that one meme that’s like ‘what are things to stay that will always start a fight? / hey, wanna start a fight?’

maybe this doug does have rights

i wanna hear more abt this leniency!!! disney explain!!!

oh no 😔

rotten ot4 rights

this is carlos to a tee. mr ‘i laughed when audrey had a breakdown’ mr ‘‘that was usually my mom’ when mal is having a breakdown’ like. i lov ehim but boy’s social intelligence could use some work.

😭

PAY ATTENTION TO HER!!!!! FUCK!!!!!

nonbinary mal rights

😔

this has ‘why do we need swords at the …waffle hut?” energy and i am here for it

MAL/EVIE RIGHTS

‘you… hang out with them’ is so funny to me

snow white is narcoleptic??? since when????

ok musical devie is legal 

i like this motivation for jane a lot more but also it makes me SO fucking sad 💔

oh no 😔

‘a spoiled and arrogant blockhead’ that’s him that’s the boy

the parents get a rotten to the core reprise and the image of jafar and cruella just lying down after singing is so funny to me lmao

roast him

[umaudreyau]

was not expecting to see this today omg

i miss being in this show it was so fun

[umaudreyau]

forever upset that we were robbed of uma & hades banter

[izzymybeloved]

Now why did they falsely advertise Descendants 3 😭

[umaudreyau]

and let’s be honest, this lowkey would’ve been better than what we ended up with

[umaudreyau]

thought:

uma gathered all of the sea creatures near the lost revenge the day she fought the vks

she took home the school’s sea ponies for the weekend for that reason, too

she was going to set them free, too.

[umaudreyau]

Have you ever read Uma's wicked book?

I just finished it and it just painfully shows how young they are.

They have food fights. They're in clubs.

It's just... awesome.

Sorry for rambling. I'm just curious if you've read it. And what are your favorite or least favorite parts?

i have! i love it so much

it gives a ton of insight into life on the isle

my favorite parts are also probably the saddest parts.

1. the fact that uma wrote a WHOLE BOOK to help the vks survive the isle while she was gone

2. uma taking her crew out to the best restaurant on the isle the night before they were supposed to escape

3. the sea ponies <3

she is so sweet

[umaudreyau]

don’t think about how at the cotillion ben was holding out his hand for uma to take.

don’t think about how he still wanted to help her & the isle kids.

don’t think about how she had to turn down the one thing she wanted most.

and don’t think about how she did it because she knew she’d just proven to auradon that she was a villain. that she couldn’t be trusted.

don’t think about her handing back ben’s ring and don’t think about everything that it meant. she handed back his heart as a silent apology louder than one she could ever speak with words.

don’t think about the confusion ben has as he stares at the ring, and then the almost pained expression on his face as he looks back up at her and realizes what she’s going to do.

don’t think about how she smiled as she turned away, knowing that even though she’d lost, she wouldn’t cause anymore hurt to the future vks who auradon would fear were like her if she’d continued.

and don’t think about the years she spent alone, on the run from auradon, and away from the only people she cared about with no way to get back to them or know if they were okay.

[umaudreyau]

i’d love to answer some asks! send me some writing requests, questions about descendants, or just questions about me! :)