/me stares

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: AAOOOOOAAAGHHHHH

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[powerburial]

[slimegargoyle]

took like nine identical photos of this pose because I couldn’t handle it at all

[zhaan-deactivated20171022]

the best lord of the rings thing ive seen is the headcanon that gimli is like Prince Tier of beauty for dwarves and is absolutely stunning and legolas is like, for an elf, absolute butt ugly like relatively and everyones always like gimli how could you marry such a shit tier ugly ass elf and gimli is like ach.. nae…i love him

[unification]

happy birthday america. just one bite of hamburger would begin to degrade my body. much respect

[unification]

such a beautiful, generous people

[escuerzoresucitado]

Krabi (1976), Václav Mergl.

[babehog]

Something that the Americnas of this site wont even comprehend. Shit like this happens everyday in europe and we get used to it because the alternative is some yanke bullcrab

[creekfiend]

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

[cilantrhoes]

[moldavite]

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

[meatdiaz]

do you ever think about how sometimes it just... takes one random message? and suddenly you find yourself with a best friend or in constant conversation with someone who lives on the other side of the world but is just as much of a freak as you are or maybe you find yourself in love with someone without a last name but with so much kindness and affection in their words and presence. crazy how life and love and friendship just happen

[tonyzaret]

"Pro-Ship Cafe" Opens In NYC

[16-14]

kneads into your timeline because i'm sweet and cute and you allow me because you love me

[16-14]

does it faster when you aren't looking

[voidcreations]

Look at my birthday cake...

[elcorhamletlive]

Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you

[primaius]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

how it feels to decline when the self-checkout kiosk asks to round up fourteen cents to support homeless veterans

[larval-tear]

it’s crazy how a double bacon cheeseburger is probably the single healthiest thing a human can eat