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[maven-blackbriar]

An underrated tip

Dress like a very conservative Christian woman. The other day I did a full day of lifting and dressed in a nice sweater, long black skirt, black tights, conservative black heeled boots, put my hair in a tight bun and wore a cross necklace, and wore very natural makeup, and I’ve literally never been sussed less in my entire life.

All the posts I see say to dress “trendy” and forgettable but dressing like a young lady who voted for trump and studies theology works so much better (at least in my area)

[aes-theticlifts-blog]

Yo I should do that. Tho not at Pink/Vs because my town has like the most churches per square mile in my state

[fragrantwithlove]

I…..love being called angel like…if you’ve ever called me angel i swear my knees have gone weak and i’ve written about it in my diary

[umomwarnedu]

Target is getting smarter

I heard two target employees talking just now about using fake coupons. “People will come in and buy something for $50 but have a $20 off coupon then come back and get $50 back when they return it. So they make $20.” So then he says “so when someone comes in just ask for their ID and then they will usually leave.” STOP USING THIS METHOD

[liftnshiftman-blog]

Lifting has forced me to become healthier.

1. I have lifted two masks and a face wash that I would have never been able to afford in an attempt to finally kick my HUGE acne issue.

2. I have extremely bad depression, anxiety, and agoraphobia. Most of the time, I refuse to leave my house/campus. Lifting has forged me to get out of the house, even to just scope out stores in my area.

3. This also means that I get more fresh air and sun that I normally do.

4. My depression also means that I often don’t have the energy to shower. When I lift I have to shower or else I’ll stand out. 

5. I’ve also been a lot happier and less reliant on alcohol and weed.

6. I really only get things that I need like glove and chap-stick (it’s VERY cold where I’m from and I get sick and my lips are very chapped often), shoelaces (mine broke on my only walking shoes), masks for my acne, etc., etc. These things make me healthier in small ways.

And I’ve only officially been doing this for a month. Imagine what’ll it be like in a year!

[umomwarnedu]

Hi babe, i don’t know anything about the stuff in your recent post but just want to let you know that i love you and i hope you find something better for yourself. Things will be ok eventually, take care babe and if you need something or just want to talk u can message me x

Omg I just saw this thank you so much 😭😭 plz message me

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[badecstasy]

forever reblogging

[lift-a-life-blog]

I wanna do thissss

[imfuckingyourlp-blog]

friend: how much do you spend shopping for clothes and makeup and crap each month?

me: it’s not that much.

friend: yeah but-

me: it’s…it’s not that much.

[natsulifter]

I’m so tired of inactive blogs

As of 02/24/19, reblog if you’re an active lifter blog. I know that antis make these in attempt to catch lifters en masse but like. There’s so many inactive blogs guys please-

[umomwarnedu]

Does anyone know how to take on a new identity

Things are really bad in my house right now and I can’t stay here, I don’t wanna even stay in this state. I wanna but a ticket to somewhere in the west coast and start a new life. If anyone knows anything about that pleaseeee pm me.

[two-for-none]

do you guys hoard random shit?

like, do you lift sistas have excess of anything just kinda sitting around but you can’t throw it away bc it’s still useful?

for me it’s sheets, pillows, jojoba oil, coconut oil, dog shampoo, urine remover, phone chargers, wireless mice, toothpaste, mouthwash, body wash, toilet paper, and paper towels. like.. they’re gonna be useful eventually hahah. but i have backups for my backups mainly bc i’m crazy so.

but i know some of you are crazy too so i wanna know about it :)

[liftyandbitchy]

i’m obsessed with coffee mugs lmao… i have at least 30 and i use like 4 of them. but i love having cute ones and ones with quirky pictures or funny drawings or witty phrases on them.. it’s a problem and i have to keep a lot of them in my room because my parents are like “we don’t have room in our cabinets for your collection” lmao whoops

[savingsweet-blog]

Drugstore makeup primers, I think I have around 15 that I haven’t even decided to post. I can’t go without grabbing at least one lmao

[neon-lifter-blog]

cute little bowls, and yarn among other things. fancy makeup even though I rarely wear any makeup. but like someday I might want to wear makeup, so I have it just in case. oh and nail polish even though I haven’t painted my nails in months. also clothes and underwear that I lifted but ended up not really wearing.

[boringlifter-deactivated2018041]

Notebooks lol

[biggybabe-deactivated20180803]

Drugstore concealers 

[pastelgoth-lifting-queen-blog]

Pins and stickers…

[liftolounge]

Face and hair masks

[candyklepto-deactivated20190311]

Lipsticks, I’m a typical white girl lifter oops, most of the time I grab one lip item, they’re so small and easy

[crystalcriminal-blog1]

this is gonna sound weird (there’s a whole inside story with it), but ya know those little creepy ass plastic babies packages they sell at michaels ? those

[two-for-none]

you can’t just not tell us the story

[crystalcriminal-blog1]

okay listen up, here is the story of why every time i go to michaels, i always steal those creepy ass plastic babies. now our story stars with whenever @imfuckingyourlp and i went out lifting, we went to the mall and ended at michaels. now, we weren’t really planning on lifting at michaels just waiting for a ride so we were wandering and i notice them. these creepy little fucks in a plastic bag, and i’m like “holy fuck i need them. i don’t know why, but holy shit i need them.” so i stole just one pack, and i showed them to alexa once we left and i was like “look at these i’m fucking living.” now i am the queen of lifting dumb shit. like super dumb shit, so there was no surprise. we made it an inside joke, flexing the babies, posting dumb pictures with them, making fan signs with them. now, the only reason i do it anymore is because the other day i was in michaels. alexa’s lifting some art supplies, im straight hauling babies, and we also bought something. now, we heard employees talking, and what are they talking about? “the baby lifter.” so i said “oh like if you don’t mind me what’s this about? thats an odd thing to say.” they explain that someone keeps shoplifting plastic babies, and they say “like it’s weird. it’s probably some pregnant mom who’s having a weird ass baby shower. just, a weird baby shower.” so ya know. i act very confused and concerned, alexa and i laugh a bit then leave. and i refuse to stop until they lock them up or put them in an isle with cams. so, tl;dr i started lifting them because they were dumb and hilarious and now i do it just because they have a name for the masked women who keeps stealing they’re plastic babies.

[imfuckingyourlp-blog]

i hate my partner

[shooklyftr-blog]

I am actually dead typing this. What the hell kind of creepy plastic babies are these and why have I never clocked them at my M1cha3ls? I was picturing one of those plastic tubes like how they sell a set of cheap zoo animals, dinosaurs, et cetera, I guess to give the kids something of their own in the store mommy always goes into for her boring scrapbook shite (no offense to scrapbookers, just trying to see it from kiddo’s pov), but then crystalcriminal said “bag” and now I’m wondering if they really ARE for pregnant moms having weird ass baby showers or what the deal is. Like the size of my thumb? Less? More? How many to a bag? Why do they even make these asdaihwfigqjfdhl

[liftblurred-deactivated20181215]

that’s some god tier shitpost lifting

[crybabylift]

perfume and makeup brushes which i don’t even know how to use and what they’re for.

[umomwarnedu]

CLOTHES I HAVE SO FUCKING MANY. I might start selling them online for really cheap

[swarnpert]

if you think shoplifting is bad you should see what our government is doing

[amelsewhere]

If you see someone shoplifting, keep it to yourself. 

Don’t protect the system that keeps us poor. 

[umomwarnedu]

Send me ur peach users!!! Mine is the same as my tumblr

[cactuslift-blog]

Store tips: old navy, f21, Sephora, and LUSH

So I’m sick as a dog with nothing to do and I thought I’d give you guys some insider info from the retail places I’ve had jobs.

Basically all of them abide by the don’t assume rule where they’re supposed to ask you if you’d like to see pants to ~match that top~ and passive shit like that.

old navy: has LP at each store. Associates do get rewarded if they help catch lifters. They will file a police report and try to get your car tags. Mine filed the police report after they left, however, making it rather safe to lift from. They only monitored fitting rooms on the weekend. We were taught to look for large bags and strollers. V easy to lift from. Company is also very shitty. They hired me and like 20 other people for the crazy $1 flip flop sale and then stopped scheduling us. Never said we were seasonal employees. They just don’t care about the people they’re hiring.

Forever 21: no lp, but managers do watch cameras. I learned about lifters bringing magnets into places when I worked here, lol. My manager held a meeting one day because they found a purse literally FULL of sensors that had been detagged and left. They have greeters at the doors to stop people who beep and fitting rooms are always monitored, though the employees are usually swamped with racks of go backs and don’t care. Company is shit and don’t care about employees. They would literally lock us in there at night even when we were there HOURS past our shifts. One girl had a blood sugar crash and NEEDED food and they wouldn’t let her take 5 minutes to walk to the food court. Fuck this place, rob them blind.

Sephora: employees talk to each other on headsets and refer to suspected lifters as NORA. so if you hear a casual sentence about Nora being in skincare, for example, ditch your stuff. They will call security real quick. Don’t feel sus if they offer you a basket, they literally make us offer one to each customer. At my store there is ALWAYS someone in perfume and literally their only duty is to make sure no one steals perfume. If you even stepped a foot away from perfume when you were scheduled to be there you would be written up. Never go to perfume to lift. Cameras weren’t really monitored at my store.

LUSH: easy, yet difficult. Don’t engage with employees AT. ALL. If they know anything about what you’re shopping for they will pesture you until the end of time. If we don’t continuously pop back in with customers we get in trouble. Make it very obvious you don’t want to be talked to so the employees will leave you alone. Seem antisocial. Lush has no cams and can’t make assumptions or chase you so just get the associates off your back and you’re golden. A smart trick I’ve found is to put the pots, such as the moisturizers, into the bath bomb bags so no employee will see you with it and try to talk you into trying our other skincare or w/e. It’s not sus, people do this all the time with things that don’t technically need bags. Conceal as quickly as possible so no employee can try to talk to you about whatever it is. We were trained to ask about what they’ve selected so we can recommend things with similar scents or effects to make bigger sales. Look empty handed at all times. There are no blind spots bc no cams so no need to carry things around. Busy times are your friend here, associates will be busy and won’t notice. Most stores have catalogs throughout the shop so you can also use the catalog method. All in all it’s v easy there, bath bombs are probably the hardest just bc they’re rather large. But they literally don’t do anything about lifters. My manager one time did follow someone out bc they had a stroller they were shoving things into. He just asked “do you want to come back in and pay for those” and they came back in and ditched them. He said if they would’ve said “no we don’t” then they would’ve gotten away with it. Company is very ethical though and does donate a lot of their proceeds to grassroot charities and programs to help end animal testing.. so there’s that 🤷🏻‍♀️ but they also make enough money to write off hella bath bombs every single day to demo. They won’t be missed

[goddessgutz-deactivated20221206]

This is gold

[liftelaine-deactivated20180425]

thank you @cactuslift for these tips!

[everydaylifted]

Damn

You ever look at someone you really like and be like “Damn I’d lift an entire s3ph0r@ for you.”

[flowersanddeathcore-blog]

Yes, every time I see her

[umomwarnedu]

Lil cvß haul

Gloss topper x2: $7.48

Curl control jelly: $18

Essential 17 growth oil: $16.99

Gummies 2x: $39.98

Brow palette: $6.74

Total!: $88.92!!

[y2klifter-blog]

rip Payless!!1!1

I’m still not posting my hauls on here cause I’m scared but Payless is going out of business so take while u still can :) I’m gonna go on Wednesday. Ya boy need some cute shoes🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🌈🌈🌈🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷☁️☁️☁️☁️

[liftingbarbie-blog]

Story time babes ✨

so I get my hair done by this girl at Ulta. the first time we chit chatted but never had serious conversations. until today.

Somehow we got on the subject of lifting, and obviously I’m not gonna revert the subject so I fake acted like I was against it bc I planned on lifting while I was there lmao anyways.

Even though she’s just a hairstylist she knew EVERYTHING. And she made sure to tell me that the rules for that ulta are the same at every ulta.

She had told me a story about how some lady came in and stole $1000 worth of shit and they didn’t even know until they found the packages while cleaning and stocking. She told me that they would’ve never known if they didn’t review the security tapes. In my head I was like “why would u take shit out of their packaging lmao” Then she tells me how they have people there all the time who go in the bathrooms and steal and I was like “don’t y'all have security towers there?” she’s like “yeah but they find ways” I was like “wow that’s crazy I wonder how” 👀👂🏼 and she literally said “oh you just have to point the tag a certain way so the towers won’t go off” and then said “I probably shouldn’t have said that but I know you won’t say anything” Lowkey I felt bad cus she’s sweet and cool as hell. She also said they only CS you if you’re dressed bummy. When they’re suspicious of you they just watch you, not necessarily CS you. She also said that if they see someone stealing they LITERALLY cannot do anything. Like N O T H I N G. except call the cops. and she said people use that to their advantage and will come in and literally lift RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM! the ulta is in an outlet mall with other stores like old navy and stuff and she said they all communicate very well with eachother.

& idk if this has been mentioned but when someone lifts from Ulta they take a screen cap from the surveillance and hang it up in their break room / office. She alllllssssoooo mentioned that LP only comes ONCE a month. and sometimes they’re also reps for stuff like the Pureology and shit.

She also mentioned racial profiling is very real but that’s obvious with everything amirite?

SO, key points mentioned:

- Ulta cannot and will not apprehend you so if they do it’s technically “illegal.” - If you point RFID tags a certain way (idk which way) you can conceal in the bathroom. - Won’t necessarily CS you if you appear to be browsing, only if you’re dressed bummy and “look suspicious” before the act of concealing - Will WATCH when suspicious. - Hang pictures of lifters in office / break room

Alright y'all there was more but sadly I can’t remember because I’ve been drinking with bae. Also I lifted three NYX Liquid Suedes, three NYX lip liners & a UD Moondust shadow. I’ll take pics later 😘

[startingoffsmol-deactivated2016]

Coming back to this when I go get my hair done next month

[liftingchihuahua-blog]

Thank u babe

[liftliketheresnolp]

I guess this is why I never get CSed? Ulta is so easy my god

[liftingkittytiger]

Great info!!