Dunk tank at a funeral!

[stevenjackie]

[fckncliches]

                                ——— destroy. what. destroys. you.

                penned by: L

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[fckncliches]

                         ——————- struck alive by: L

[umorcna]

                  teeth   flash   in    amusement.   calloused   fingertips   drawing   at   his   belt   loops   to   tug   his   pants   down   a   little   more   ,   brows   arching   in   a   humored   and   smug   fashion.   “   c’mon   first   show   is   free.    second   you’re   gonna   have   to   pay.   “   its   a   quick   motion   and   his   jeans    are    settled   back    onto   his   hips   ,   grin    fading    as    his    arms    cross.   princess     paulina    or    as    jackie    liked    to    put   ‘   Queen   Bee   ‘    never     bothered     with     him     or     his     friends     and     by     kelso’s    lack    of    luck    ,    maybe    she    was    smarter    than    he’d    given    her    credit    for.    “   alright    princess     ass    is    put    away    ,    play    times    over   sadly.    what    are    you    doing    around    here   anyway?    last   i    checked    football   players    were    over   there.   “   he   says   with    a    motion    of    his    hand   opposing   limb    drawing    free    a    cigarette    to    perch    in    his    lips. 

[umorcna]

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blccdheir:

mayanangel:

[tccsensitivea]

yo i made my Z.oey howz.er from the Prou.d fam.ily. catch her here. 

[umorcna]

sb: L why do you write all these angry pent up characters? and all of your oc’s are like rage induced. 

me: its the anger. 

[malc0lmfreberg]

[jakegyllenhaal]

[umorcna]

                       “   listen   princess   --   “   hazel   eyes   shift   to   look   at   paulina   ,   brows   raised   in   annoyance   as   fingertips   stop   in   their   work.   shoulders   straighten   and   legs   are   dropped   from   the   half   wall   he   perches   on   ,   body   turning   to   face   her   slightly.   “   i   frankly   dont   give   a   damn   about   whatever   you’re   babbling   about   ,   you’d   have   better   luck   talking   to   that   wall   or   kelso   for   that   matter.   “   palm   presses   to   his   chest   long   fingers   splayed   against   the   zepplin   print   ,   lips   tugging   into   a   mock   grin.   “   and   i   mean   that   sincerely.   “

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[umorcna]

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[umorcna]

‘ maybe i don’t know how love works. ’ / foolstwice

                          he’s   quiet   for   a   moment.   hazel   eyes   downcast   as   calloused   fingertips   flip   through   the   magazine   in   his   palms   ,   her   words   come   unexpected.   they’re   alone   ,   not   the   greatest   idea   –   but   with   forman   being   up   donna’s   ass   and   kelso   running   after   jackie   and   fez   ; they’re   the   only   two   left   remaining.   the   tone   in   her   words   ,   however   ,   make   him   pause   in   his   diligent   attempt   to   ignore   her.   gaze   shifting   to   peer   at   her   from   the   corner   of   his eyes   before   he   sighs   heavily   ,   another   flip   of   a   page   he’s   not   even   reading   before   he speaks. “   no   one   knows   how   love   works.   its   the   curse   of   being   human   that   we’re   even   exposed   to   the   shit.   don’t   worry   you   fucking   up    at    love   is   normal   thing.   “   he   grows   silent   for   a   moment   the   honest   sincerity   settling   in   the   air    before   he   has   to   be   rid   of   it   ,   “   now   you   and   kelso?   unnatural   and   beyond   repulsive.   blasphemous!   as   pastor   dave   would   say.   “