Red crab feasting on the thousands of newly hatched babies she laid a month before. Via @L0vingnature

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Red crab feasting on the thousands of newly hatched babies she laid a month before. Via @L0vingnature
Who hurt you
My expectations
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OH MY GOSH
Shit like this give me life.
i dont need to go clubbing anymore i just go to the local grocery store that plays 80s music and stand there
literally every sleep advice pamphlet and website: donât do things before bedtime! no reading! no video games! donât watch tv! nothing stimulating at all within two hours of going to bed! :)
me, an adhd: you fools. you buffoons. i canât even manage one minute without stimulation. i will die before following this advice and that is a threat
Can someone please tell me what it means when an owl LITERALLY fucking swims towards you and then stares you down??
Like look at it?? Literally flew past me and my my friend, it was so close that the wings touched our faces.
Itâs reminding you to do your Duolingo practice
The real answer is that it really wants you to go away
Thatâs a fledgling great horned owl, theyâre known for being generally ballsy and aggressive, and owls have been known to both climb trees and swim through still water in a pinch
Most likely full scenario: the bird was practicing flying, but it fell because itâs still a kid and they do that. It probably fell in/by the water. It then was like Oh Damn Oh Jesus and decided it was not in fact a duck and headed to shore, saw you, and was utterly offended but confused on what to do. So it decided to Square Up and face you like the hellbeast it is.
The pose itâs taking in the pic is one I affectionately call Full Orb. A fully orbed owl is 100% READY to FIGHT 1v1 no items final destination. You were probably its first up close encounter with a human, and since birds tend to associate larger animals with predators, it tried to make itself look as big as possible to make sure you know whatâs up. It was staring you down because it was waiting to see you make the first move in the dual or flee in fear from its superior owl might.
This reply made this post 101x better
me: oh hello little owl
owl: i will fuck you up
we need more books that are written like YA novels but have characters in their 20s⊠like I canât keep reading books about teenagers but Iâm also not ready for the weird adult romance section of the book store
how to fucking flag pedophiles
call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDNâT KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THEREâS LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OFÂ âPEDOPHILE POSITIVITYâ ON THIS HELLSITE
THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THEREâS 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!
so my dudes, how to flag âmapsâ (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)
1. click âflag this blogâ
2. click âthis violates tumblrâs community guildlinesâ
3. click âsomeone is at risk of harmâ
4. click âharm to minorsâ
5. type âpedophileâ in the box
THIS IS GOOD AND ALL BUT PLEASE IF THEY HAVE ACTUAL CP PLEASE REPORT IT TO FBI TIPS,
If itâs clear they have broken laws (they post/talk about using child porn, admit to things theyâve done with minors, etc), go fill out a form here ( https://tips.fbi.gov ) to make the FBI aware and bring this filth to justice. Every single one. And if thereâs no proof of criminal offense, then go on and flag them, at least then they arenât here to prey on children on the internet.
Hi guys I recently had a run in with a pedophile who was posting child pornography, please donât call the police thereâs not a whole lot they can do in situations of tracking unless itâs in your home state! And they donât have a department that deals with blogs.
Instead call 1-800-843-5678 or fill out a form for cybertipline.com , they reach out within the same day and deal with these assholes all the time. They will contact you if they need more assistance or if theyâve resolved it! The police department redirected me to the hotline and will do so in every situation unless itâs local. Stay safe!
WHAT THE FUCK EW????????Â
REBLOG TO WRECK A PEDOPHILEÂ
yes, please report to the fbi or the other place mentioned. tumblr will only delete the blog and all of the evidence.
Also use IWF (Internet Watch Foundation/ iwf.org.uk) for mentioned imagery, especially if in the UK. You can even report anonymously.
hey yâall, remember this. report if you see it.Â
we joke about tumblrâs pjge (post john green era) but it is legitimately wild that a) a social media site allowed others to edit your posts for five years, and b) that we all agreed to use the honor system about it until mr. green arrived
i love hannah montana the movie
so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her backâŠ.so she went in âdisguise"đđto find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and thenâŠshe snatched her wig off and said the iconic âsurprise bitchâ
put this in the MOMA
Her reaction kills me every time đ
Lmfaooooo
I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently⊠I have new ideas
do you ever want to stockpile your own blood over the course of a few years and then just go around and start spreading it everywhere before mysteriously disappearing, leaving suspicious amounts of blood throughout the city and turning your whole town into a crime scene which no one can adequately explain outside of somehow being murdered simultaneously at like eight taco bells?
i have never been okay once in my life
people keep tagging this âforensics would be able to tell it was old bloodâ to which I ask the question: would this knowledge bring any comfort to the employees of these many taco bells
would it bring comfort to you
would it bring comfort to any of us
There are characters you like but then there are characters you end up thinking about in the middle of the night with a cosmic ache in your chest because they resonate with you so much
YOUVE HEARD OF POKEMON GO NOW GET READY FOR
pokemon sleep
I WAS JOKING I DIDNâT THINK THAT WOULD BE ITS NAME
Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, theyâve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. Iâm sorry i took u for granted, jocks
The jocks were only trying to protect us all this time
They pushed nerds into lockers when no one else did