Riftin

[moringmark]

[auxphono]

Please please please don't click those phishing texts

[auxphono]

[neenarchive]

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

[neenarchive]

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

I do not remember liking this, but clearly past me has good taste

[fangirltofangod]

I’m experiencing such joy thinking about how excited youd get when you hear the sound of hooves coming down your street - it’s the post!! It’s coming!!

Like an icecream truck response but for mail

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

“I do declare, I have me here a parcel for ya.”

[ukulelekatie]

[bloody-monstrous-wolf]

[wizardposting666]

People in the replies are being morons so let's maybe be clear: from what I understand, getting your passport updated is sort of like the be-all end-all of identification, and PASSPORTS DO NOT NEED EVIDENCE OR LEGAL DOCUMENTATION TO CHANGE THE GENDER MARKER.

This guy was trying to do this person a fucking solid during a time when all this shit could be outlawed in the very near future.

I would encourage people to maybe shut the fuck up and stop assuming the worst in cishet people who are just trying to make our lives safer and easier?????

[johnnyslittleanimalblog]

A traffic camera in Montreal

[strigimorphaes]

I'm pretty sure that's an owl actually

[unabashedchaosdelusion]

Actually reminds me of a time an owl almost attacked me

[johnnyslittleanimalblog]

A traffic camera in Montreal

[strigimorphaes]

I'm pretty sure that's an owl actually

[gaymageclub]

[gaymageclub]

yes hello i would like to emphasize this

disgust is not a moral issue

[makingmenauseous]

Look me in the eyes and tell me im worth something

[sarahseeandersen]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"BUT I WANNA HOP"

[a-blessing-of-ravens]

Let the funky little death omen hop down the street

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 Living their best life <3

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Menswear guy’s ability to own is so powerful he even owns himself.

[wintercalamity]

more menswear guy

[citadelofthestars]

if you have the words WOOL SOCKS on your label and then the percentage of wool is 3% and plastic material is 97% I should be able to hunt you for sport

[funnytwittertweets]

[reblogabyssvoidhole]

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

IMAGE DESCRITPION: A tweet by Twitter user @RawBeanCoal reads, “hug other women slightly off center so our boobs fit together like puzzle pieces.”

This is followed by a series of replies and tags which read as follows…

#i hug them straight on so my boobs can establish dominance

#i prefer head on like a car crash. make the boobies kiss

we could be doing this with balls, no homo even

#i’m usually taller so I press mine above and get a tiddie shelf

My wife calls it “Titris”

it’s called titrus thanks

#titrus

[villainessbian]

RESTORING LOST MEDIA

[lilhumbleloser]

Can I please stop waking up

[deadbeatfox]

"What's wrong?" Everything. Everything is wrong.

[antimony-ore]

Even Mr. Right?

[unabashedchaosdelusion]

Especially Mr. Right...

[antimony-ore]

Even you?

[unabashedchaosdelusion]

Even more than Mr. Right

[antimony-ore]

Hey guess what...

[antimony-ore]

You're not having that pity party anymore are you?

[unabashedchaosdelusion]

It wasn't a pity party it is a *downward spiral*

[unabashedchaosdelusion]

Dang they blocked me....

[deadbeatfox]

"What's wrong?" Everything. Everything is wrong.

[antimony-ore]

Even Mr. Right?

[unabashedchaosdelusion]

Especially Mr. Right...

[antimony-ore]

Even you?

[unabashedchaosdelusion]

Even more than Mr. Right

[antimony-ore]

Hey guess what...

[antimony-ore]

You're not having that pity party anymore are you?

[unabashedchaosdelusion]

It wasn't a pity party it is a *downward spiral*

[athenas--ashes--777]

Where do i go if nowhere and no-one feels like home anymore