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For Father’s Day Bruce gets to hold his son for the first time in years 🫶
scenarios Alfred Pennyworth has to be a witness to as a resident of Wayne Manor that the batkids have absolutely no shame in front of whatsoever part 20 (masterpost here)
Alfred, walking into the cave: i would like to remind you all that there is a separate laundry basket for clothing stained with blood, and it would be a great convenience to me if you children would learn to use it,
*Steph and Cass engaging in a stand-off in the middle of the cave, staring at each other, while Tim watches gleefully from the batcomputer*
Alfred: ...what is going on here?
Steph, holding a notebook and pencil: this is ridiculous. i don't care how much you learnt about body-language, you're not a mind reader.
Cass: *shrugs, smiling*
Steph:
Steph, stubbornly: do it again.
Cass, tilting her head upwards: think of a number.
Steph, eyes narrowing: *furiously scribbles on notebook, hiding her movements from Cass* ok. if you're such a telepath, what number did i write down?
Cass: *narrows eyes*
Tim: *leans over from behind and squints* *holds up three fingers*
Cass, humming: three.
Steph:
Steph, slamming the notebook down: FUCK.
Alfred, watching her storm out of the cave: ...was that really necassery?
Tim, gleeful: nah, but we've been doing it for weeks and it's not stopped being funny yet.
Alfred:
Alfred: just...
Alfred, sighing: just remember to put the bloody clothes in the right hamper when she finds out and beats you up.
Tim + his brothers
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Do NOT put Bruce in Orpheus’s position ever
No matter who you ship him with, that man would not be able to resist turning around
Even if it's not a ship, and you put any of his kids in the position of Eurydice, that man is definitely turning around
He would make it as far as he possibly could, but Bruce Wayne’s heart is so full of love that, despite knowing the consequences, he would turn around
I’m thinking of a de-aging scene a la my Monster in the Mirror fic, where Dick had been kidnapped by the Court of Owls at the age of like 11, and as he’s working with the yj team or whatever, he gets de-aged to a point in time where he was being tortured.
So you have this little 11 year old kid who hasn’t seen his dad or his friends in months, he thinks his grandfather is standing by with a dose of electrum and a scalpel to time how long it takes him to heal from various wounds, and he’s tired and scared and his nerves are fried and he wants to go home, and now he’s being yelled at by people he doesn’t recognize. They’re saying he should have been able to avoid an attack from a magic user. They’re grabbing him and tossing him around and they’re talking at him instead of with him and none of them are noticing the blood stains or the way his limbs are shaking or the way his eyes are specked with yellow.
His grandfather just tortured him under the guise of training, and now he’s with a bunch of unknown supers while he’s actively bleeding and trying not to pass out and the ringing in his ears is making him dizzy.
In his mind, he’s been kidnapped for months. He’s been tortured for months. He thinks he’s stuck and that no one will ever find him.
And then when he’s looking around the room, ignoring the way everyone else is shouting at him and around him and asking for explanations, he finally sees someone familiar. Maybe it’s Oliver. Maybe it’s Barry. Maybe it’s Clark.
And he just crumbles. He cries and he screams and he begs to go home when whoever it is finally comes and catches him before he can fall.
“I want my dad,” he begs. He repeats it, over and over, until he’s gasping, until he chokes on the blood in his mouth, until he’s hyperventilating and about to faint.
Until Batman finally swoops in and holds him, hides him in his cape, and whispers into his ear, “I’m here, you’re okay, it’s okay.”
Idk I just want everyone else realizing too late, “Oh…he’s bleeding. Oh…he doesn’t know who we are,” and Bruce being so angry that no one comforted his obviously distraught and injured son.
the crime alley kids love their protector :) I headcanon that the kids are somewhat wary of the other bats and are only truly comfortable with jason. they ask to try on his helmet while jason tries to calm the little ones and distribute snacks and supplies to them. All the kids in Red Hood's area wears a red bat symbol in the form of keychains, painted on their items, etc as a sign that they are under jason's protection. Whoever messes with them will have to face the wrath of Red Hood 🙏
Currently thinking about the whiplash the other JL members would get when they see Bruce and Dick outside of their Batman and Robin personas for the first time. Like, they’re so used to the ultra serious Batman and his scary little shadow Robin. Robin is a child, yes, but he’s terrifying and he’s laughed in Joker’s face and made it out alive. The two of them are so serious about their roles, and even if Robin cracks jokes and makes puns, there’s a threatening edge to it that gives them all a chill, and Batman stands behind him menacingly the entire time.
Then they finally meet Bruce and Dick, and it’s a total 180. Dick holds Bruce’s hands and rocks on his heels and grins, and suddenly the missing baby tooth isn’t frightening, it’s endearing. Bruce has no problem picking Dick up and letting Dick cup his hands around his ear to whisper a secret. Bruce is indulgent and so clearly loves his little son so much, and he brushes Dick’s hair out of his eyes and straightens the collar of his shirt when it’s gone askew from all his playing and he ties Dick’s shoelaces when he notices the knot has come undone.
Idk I just love sweet dad Bruce and sweet little kid Dick making the JL think this all an elaborate prank by Batman and Robin, that the real Batman and Robin must be hiding out somewhere watching them interact with Gotham’s favorite billionaire and his son and they must think it’s all very funny.
Dick, of course, does think it’s funny, and he whispers as much into Bruce’s ear and then they giggle together about it.
How the Batkids became a Bat/Bird:
Bruce to Dick: Damn, poor kid
Bruce to Jason: Damn, poor kid
Bruce to Damian: Damn, my kid
Bruce to Duke: Damn, poor kid
Bruce to Cass: Damn, poor kid
Bruce to Tim: Da-
Tim to Bruce: Have you ever been blackmailed?
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Tim drake adopted by the spirit of Gotham after dying as a child;
• Tim in his stalker era asking gotham to help him on to roofs
° gotham during tims stalker era blocking creeps and other dangers from getting too close while still teaching him how to survive
• Timothy Drake - Wayne using gothams shadows to hide from paparazzi.
• Red Robin calling gotham for help when he gets himself in far to deep and the others are too far away to save him
• even without actively talking to gotham Tim has a connection to the city that gives him insane intuition and gut feeling.
• Tim having to leave the city for whatever reason and having just a sense of wrong-sick-need-home untill he gets home
• Tim who's life is directly connected to gotham and her city and after he spends to much time away he starts fading (i think of this as nico di'angelo from PJO after shadow traveling) then him finally getting to go home and letting gothams shadows welcome him home and restore him
love a character that's like. i survived (<- not a brag) (<- this is a curse that weighs on me every waking hour)
Gargoyle fic :
https://archiveofourown.org/works/64862224
I highly recommend this fic. this singular idea has been bouncing around my head since I first read it.
While you should go read it, this little drabble is a AU of this fic so I'll give a summary.
Tim drake is cursed to become a gargoyle; he can control his petrification at night, any amount of sunlight will force him into being a statue. He uses his powers to spy on people while living on the streets after his parents death. Eventually he finds the red hood and works for him at a bar and red hood gives him a place to live. He causes chaos and eventually he gets brought into the family.
In this drabble he briefly works as a spy for black mask before finding the red hood, unfortunately this action has conquences.
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A small cut scene from Never Alone that I wanted to include but it didnt fit in nicely.
Tim was sitting on the roof fiddling with a small hand held camera jason sat down beside him ''where did you get that?''
''I always have it on me'' he held it up to take a photo, of the birds he didn't need to put effort into making it perfect, that's not the point of these photos. Cass sat down on his other side and reached out to tap the corner of the camera ''beautiful," she turned to look at him "important. Show us how it works?"
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Part 7 of Never Alone
It was a bit hectic trying to get the entire bat family ready to leave the house at one time and as such no one noticed that Tim hadn't said more then three words that morning. When they finally arrived at the photo gallery damien and duke immediately made a bee line towards the first place showing which was of course displaying Gothamites work
The display showed parts of Gotham that no one would ever consider, it made it look soft-home instead of the hard-dangous-leave that everyone even other photographers seemed to miss. Everyone seemed to get lost in their own thoughts while looking at the photos: