all gas no brakes

unbecomings on ao3. she/her, this blog blocks terfs

[guiltfactory]

"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

[unbecomingsposting]

Hi

[tennesseewillams]

women love when there’s a woman

[illmadekn1ght]

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

[glowcowboy]

it’s small joys saturday y’all let’s get it

[necrophilologist]

So There's This Open Wound At The Heart Of The Text

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[circusheart]

No death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

[just-spacetrash]

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

[fvckw4d]

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.

[schecoperez]

the rpf will continue until morale improves

[dailychappell]

CHAPPELL ROAN photographed by Ragan Henderson

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you are my coworker and to some extent my victim

[normasshearer]

I think you deserve to live somewhere with... or near someone who sees how wonderful you are, for exactly who you are.

DESERT HEARTS 1985, dir. Donna Deitch

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