I miss E3 turkey leg guy

Will/32/he/him/the token cishet of every friend group

[bodyofdeath]

[briscal]

just thawed out another #earlyhominid showing my guy the best meals of the modern day

[briscal]

he really liked this one

[tatzelwurming]

not now thrall there’s a hurricane

[tatzelwurming]

i wish i hadn’t rejected his compassion

[fifiibibii]

becarse we all just a wanna be big rockstar

[swarnpert]

youtube saw that i didnt fall asleep watching videos last night so now its only recommending me videos of individuals being skinned alive with 0 views and they all take place right outside my house

[achillesinhighheels]

not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change

[orbitingrook]

[unclegamecube]

I know that everything's going to work out and be fine but tonight really is the first night in a long time where I genuinely want to kill myself. I'm not going to obviously but that doesn't stop it from feeling that way. whatever, prob gonna freak out and delete this in a few hours anyway

[whiteyoda]

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[dreamcore-posts]

[jeffgerstmann]

You get that diarrhea parasite yet?

Not yet, but I'm hoping this will be the week!

[supermariomamafucker]

kroger brand tortilla chips on deck

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

if you're really chill about a lot of stuff, you will eventually become The Person Who Can Be Told Things and unlock a secret extra layer of knowledge about your friends

[fagsex]

sorr- (remembers that thanking instead of apologizing is healthier for you and your relationships) thank you for allowing me to prematurely ejaculate on your couch

[miamaimania]

Papercraft Pig ~ Handmade (n.d.) — Paper sculpture