mind the splendid faries

I do have a name but all the other wizards just call me “Uncle”. Chronicling my research and blogging about my idiot apprentice Fitz

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[evilwizard]

attention acolytes! in order to maximize shareholder value, i will be turning all of you into gold statues, frozen in twisted spasms of pain for all eternity, in a great and lifeless mausoleum. we expect to eke out a marginal gain in Q3

[brainscrems]

And how does this increase shareholder value O Great and Powerful Dark One?

[nerathul]

Obviously we can add the statues to our assets while also cutting down on employee expenses.

[brainscrems]

I see! This sounds like a sustainable business practice and I have no further questions.

[evilwizard]

yes! im so good at Company

[moldspace]

weird vases. this time with PAWS

[evilwizard]

dude i didn’t want to say anything but the other guy in my torture dungeon is straight up ‘painmogging’ you

[cocofreaky-deactivated20210130]

so says the mage with no robes

[funny-tik-toks]

[dogpuppy]

[heathcliffbot]

04/24/2026

[tatters-the-bat]

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

[hungwy]

I don't think it's impressive to have rare private books. I think it's gollumlike and sad

[cheaphalloweencostume]

type of shit guys with no exquisite and exotic tomes are saying all the time btw

[haaarpb]

🤲

[sandmandaddy69]

[harzilla]

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

[onlywayin-deactivated20231101]

[wander-in-arda]

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

[fiddlertoad]

the whole vaccine deal tbh

[i-am-emily]

antidepressants

[wizardavid]

Yes these are all the work of wizards

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[ruinedchildhood]

[supersoftly]

[dorothylarouge]

[anglaised]

“ud do better on tiktok” ? y would i want to this is just a blog 😭 im not a content creator im just talkin

[anglaised]

actually im inclined to agree