I Don’t Think You Should Love Me

Avery | 19 | House Greyjoy | House Bolton | “𝑊𝘩𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑎𝑛 𝑜𝑐𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑏𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝘩𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑎 𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑢𝑟𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑑𝑎𝑟𝑘? 𝐼𝑡 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑠𝑙𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝘩𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚𝑠”

[siashers]

hi go watch Overlord cause it’s p good

[speedlimit15]

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

[allison1710]

You were named after the 2 bravest men I ever knew

Two Robocops

[recovering-dungeon-lord]

ripley's believe it or else

[4a0000-deactivated20170115]

[libr-tumbl-alternative]

NSFW ban fail

Reblog if you’re still seeing porn bots despite the NSFW ban. I’m still seeing them. Plenty of legitimate followers seem to be blocked from my feed, however.

[blodkru]

I have gotten more pornbots following me since the “ban” started than I ever have. Way to go @staff

[sixpenceee]

That feeling when you hear about a beautiful, intelligent and selfless girl getting burned/hurt/disrespected by a pile of steaming male human garbage, that she still wants to go back too 

[putrid-pink]

[shoutoutscout]

I hope everyone who works in retail has an easy day today, has to deal with minimal obnoxious customers, meets a nice old couple that says “oh thank you dear!!”, gets a lovely and refreshing break, gets along with their coworkers…… I just want y'all to have a good day you deserve it

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

the saddest sight in the world is a married couple at a musical and the wife is super excited and happy and the husband looks like he was dragged along and he’s making a big deal about how much he doesn’t want to be there and the wife gets embarrassed or ashamed. this isn’t a funny post, it’s actually heartbreaking and i see it happen at like every other musical i attend.

[pencilbent]

Yeah, as an usher what makes me sad is when I see wives clearly dressed in their Sunday best, beaming and buying merch and smiling at me as I hand them a program, toting some guy dressed in jeans and a sweatshirt who declines a program. And that’s at least a quarter of the couples who come in or more. Like come on man, she really loves this stuff, can’t you try to enjoy it for her at least?

[mademoiselleenjolras]

About as bad as when you see a big-eyed kid who looks like this is the greatest day of their life, all excited to see this show, and their parent/grandparent/aunt/Cousin/Friend/whoever they convinced to take them keeps making fun of them and saying how dumb or ridiculous they’re being. For Gods sake, this is a person you care about and this is a thing that means a lot to them. Smile, get off your phone, and be happy for them.

[lmaonade]

oh my god i just killed it in the mcdonalds drive thru

[lmaonade]

she heard my order exactly, i didn’t stutter, no uhhhh from me. clean, normal human interaction, just a fluid conversation. so cool

[followlmaonade-deactivated20180]

can you believe people sit down and, they sit down and they turn on country music…..and they listen to it and they have a good time. 

[froggysquirrell]

can u believe that some people actually have different music tastes then you?

[followlmaonade-deactivated20180]

i know it’s you tim mcgraw

[baelatargaryen]

My undying fidelity…

[aegon]

make me choose → @visenyastargaryen asked arya stark or robb stark

He is a boy no longer, she realized with a pang. He is sixteen now, a man grown. Just look at him. War had melted all the softness from his face and left him hard and lean.

send me an ask to choose between shows, characters, or pairings

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

me if i owned a foosball table

someone: hey whats up

me: i own a foosball table

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[pettyartist]

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

[buzzfeed]

I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.

[phx-y]

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