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shark vs the universe
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#extradirty

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@undead-decoy
Even when things go well I have panic attacks cus i'm just waiting for some shit to happen
Thats fucking hilarious
OH FOR PETE’S SAKE
AHGDGHDFJHKHFGGF????
If anyone’s wondering how well the nsfw filters are going to work once tumblr outlaws horny people…..
There’s no way any of these were accidents
Graphics people are the real hero’s
OMG! 😂
The plane while I suck his dick in the bathroom:
STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff
As a pilot I am ashamed, this is disgusting and unethical. I can not BELIEVE that you would do such a sinful thing as to perform oral pleasure on a pilot, during flight, in the bathroom when the cockpit is RIGHT THERE. it’s literally a COCKpit. It’s IN THE NAME
“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.
This is so useful
No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference.
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
c-a-n i t-o-u-c-h y-o-u-r b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
c-a-n a-i t-u-ch y-o-r b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:
Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?
Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:
Sorry for the blurry quality.
damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around
not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS
LIKE GOOD LORD
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST
That was probably Steven Colbert
I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.
The origins of the mission status: sick image
Adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr starting Dec. 17.
O.o
o.O
O.O
This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr
Are you going?
these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun!
and look what he said
https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.ur27oKlpv#.yfXpzGdkZ
update:
he had a thanksgiving dinner and is having a christmas dinner in case y’all missed out on the bbq!!
Anything for Eevee!
do u ever behave politely and respectfully towards retail workers just to flex on freaks who blame employees for every inconvenience