Avatars of the Martim

Sam [he] and Mox [he] • TMA (Martim), WWDITS, MCR, OCs, Dispatch • 🏳️‍⚧️ • we block as we see fit; no DNI • Infrequent Posts • Adult(s)

[donnasweettttttttt]

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

[steveyockey]

[anney-baker]

many such (divorce) cases

[earwiggz]

martimmy hug

[kaylmao]

this strategically placed landmine will allow me to easily dominate the dance dance revolution competition

[letsruinher]

[advi96]

Headcanon that Martin's the tallest human character is the series. He could body anyone if he wanted to. Even Tim's scared when he's mad. That man is a unit and could kill. Just chooses not to.

[thecraftgremlin]

Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.

[stargirl-and-potts]

Reasons my human has cried:

* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.

* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.

* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.

* I told him Earthsun grew bright.

* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.

* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said “cuddle” was warm.

* Before class he heard younglings singing.

* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”

* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.

* He missed “Doritos.”

* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.

* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.

* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.

* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.

* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

some bouncing off the walls bullshit happening here

[cobaltmachine]

i think he shouldve bit more people

[vampirejuno]

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

[agent-jaselin]

A first drawing for the Sleeping Beauty Au Flambert idea I had. Featuring Emily with Beef and also each of her dad's first meetings with her. I didn't slip the dialogue in but Flambae's first words to her are "Hey you aren't Bleach b- kid" He was trying to lighten the mood cause he heard her crying.

[agent-jaselin]

A first drawing for the Sleeping Beauty Au Flambert idea I had. Featuring Emily with Beef and also each of her dad's first meetings with her. I didn't slip the dialogue in but Flambae's first words to her are "Hey you aren't Bleach b- kid" He was trying to lighten the mood cause he heard her crying.

[buniix3]

he needs glasses look at him

[egosketch]

[femme-fangs]

it's mandatory i fear. sorry i don't make the rules :/

[lgbtqiatext]

[stealingpotatoes]

and here's a closeup of the legend himself banging out the tunes <3