internal screaming

Just a woman trying to understand her place in this world.

[nyc-pizza-rat]

LISA IS SO FUCKING FUNNY PLEASE

[karvina]

the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

[freezedriedrose]

you fool. that's pinball

[raguleader]

Romance novel girlies, if your male love interest is:

Tall

Dark

Broody

Moody

Skilled with a sword

Quick-witted

Impulsive

A Momma's Boy

Treating you as his forbidden secret

Has Daddy issues

Dumber than a box of rocks left in the rain for too long

Then that isn't your male love interest, that's Anakin Skywalker.

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Sci-fi shows, but really out of context:

Farscape

Stargate SG-1

Agents of SHIELD

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Battlestar Galactica

The X-Files

The Expanse

Fringe

Lost

Firefly

[ginnie-darling]

[badsciencejokes]

Why do meth when you could do MATH?!

[badmathjokes]

Why do meth when you could do crack?

[badsciencejokes]

I need math to solve for the slope of how quickly that escalated.

[wellwickedstuff]

[saintemiliosandoz]

doomed by the narrative and haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)

[saintemiliosandoz]

YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I RESPECT

[mishkakagehishka]

That is not what i googled

[cyberxbattalion]

[authornicholemarie]

[sliceoflasagna]

jedi survivor introduces some groundbreaking concepts to the star wars universe such as “what if ginger people were real” and “what if jedi had guns”

[4soy-deactivated20161208]

why do potatoes have more chromosomes than us, what do they need them for??????????

[potato]

thats none of your business

[filthyprotozoan]

why did i just see a clothing ad that said "shorts are having a renaissance" yeah it's called it's fucking summer. are you stupid.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app

[luigi-commits-taxfraud]

Before you mock the clown, take a look at thine own shoes

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and pay particular attention to the shoelaces

[b-0-ngripper]

[captainofthetidesbreath]

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[smartypantsshow]

Watch Hank Green's full Smartypants presentation on "How to Fix Grocery Stores" on YouTube now!

[dropoutdottv]