A true Consumer of Gay shit.

boredom has consumed me to my core.

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[tredlocity]

[tcustodisart]

When someone is being mean to your totally not girlfriend.

[tcustodisart]

When you realize you're holding the girl you totally don't have a massive crush on

[superbbirdofparadise]

So, that new trailer, huh?

[a1are]

[arrimorr]

Stella's and Tabitha's ship being called Stabby really shines under new light after the back stab that was ch5 pt1

[tomoopera]

Spinning intensifies

I've never been so exited about anything in a while

[inbetweenis]

[vigoburrito]

Assorted Digimon Tamers screenshot redraws!

[huffylemon]

[triviallytrue]

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

[friendshapedhole]

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

[triviallytrue]

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

[max1461]

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

[triviallytrue]

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

[ghostpalmtechnique]

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

[triviallytrue]

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

[nightingalesoul]

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

[bermuda-n-drangle]

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard

[wombrion]

[wombrion]

[wombrion]

[oneheadtoanother]

[farewell-to-lorien]

Talking to Ghosts, by Sienna Gonzales.

[inhaleaaaaaaaa]

Do you see the vision?

[magical-kid-red]

Another bullshit shift with the Z-Team

[silkysong]

the sequel. shes gonna get that fuckign cooki.

[packetdancer]

My Litleo was much more polite with her "...I can haz the cake?" hopeful looks.

[inhaleaaaaaaaa]

This was basically the start of episode 3 right?