gone but forgotten

Kelly. Florida. 19. Netflix and music is my thing.

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

[thottielamottie]

im the bitches

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rslashrats]

me: *runs into the pet store and immediately gravitates toward the rodent aisle* though nature might be cruel to you and humans even crueler, i will always see you as the light in my life

the guinea pig in the tank staring back at me:

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy

[hotvampireadjacent]

doctor strange

[padmaynaberrie]

[sqskiq-deactivated20250123]

u can just tell jake gyllenhaal has a nice dick it’s in his eyes

[florakinesis-deactivated2017102]

his dick is where

[just-shower-thoughts]

Research suggests that it takes 21 days to form a habit. A month more of coronavirus threat and billions of people will imbibe washing hands and basic hygiene into their habit, an unintentional positive outcome of the almost pandemic.

[seabassbitch]

We can ZOOM

[seabassbitch]

imagine IF WE HAD FIRST PERSON VIEW

[coolbeansmachine-deactivated202]

Talking to villagers in first person mode:

[obi-juan-keno-bri]

I think my favorite thing about being engaged is when I ask my fiancé “Who’s my future husband” kind of in the same way you’d ask a dog who’s a good boy and he gets really excited and goes “ITS ME, I AM FUTURE HUSBAND”

[obi-juan-keno-bri]

News update we’ve been married for almost 6 months now (6 months in three days) and he still gets excited when I come home and say “Where is husband?” He’ll pop up from wherever he is or whatever he’s doing and say “HELLO ITS ME I AM HERE”

[keenarnor]

Goals

[citreens]

we're truly living in another universe rn

[mac-mcdonald]

[benadwyl]

catch me with my sick ass nocturnal baby that goes to raves and lives in the woods

[thecybernomicon]

Why is she trying so hard

[biff-donderglutes]

Because she's a rich girl that likes the idea of being an artist but doesn't have anything worth saying so she just awkwardly smashes together ideas of past art movements like a middle schooler.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Sheesh, even middle school me came up with better ideas than this.

[mamoru]

you may not be able to control the plot of your life, or the characters in it, or even the genre, but you can control one thing: the soundtrack. grab some headphones and make it a banger.

[mamoru]

happy 2020 this post was about caramelldansen

[pr1nceshawn]

The struggle was real.

[ericaclark1908]

They will never fucking know!

[fonzworthcutlass]

I swear. But I could still send a 2 paragraph text in 30seconds.

[the-memedaddy]

[noctumsolis]

Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme?

[appendingfic]

I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes

[kragehund-deactivated20200518]

if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse” rhyme, i don’t want to hear your opinions on literally anything.

[trashboat]

source????

[andyoucallmeupagain]

The way people say men pee on things to mark their territory and Taylor peed on the graffiti of her previous album titles

[andyoucallmeupagain]

Taylor putting in the no scooters sign

[nessa007]

#SHE HAS THE RANGE

[path-of-my-childhood]

[usertaylorswift]

taylor swift + winks 😉