Lets get Centrifucked

Kellie. 24. Engaged to the best dude. Nerdy girl working in HR who spends her free time playing video games. 😂

[live-between-the-pages]

More crazy ex girlfriend lyrics

[underlyingtheveganity]

"If you find yourself walking on eggshells, or changing your behaviour (eg isolating yourself from family and friends) to keep him happy, then you may be in an abusive relationship. Healthy relationships are built on mutual trust and respect, not power and control."

[underlyingtheveganity]

I have never been a very good girly girl. I am learning still at the age of 24 how to apply makeup properly and proper skincare and haircare. Ignoring my "emo kid phase" where I literally just used hair spray and far too much eyeliner.

I got my nails done properly for the first time ever yesterday. I didn't realise all that goes into a manicure. I felt for the lady as I never have done anything with my nails. 😂 She accidently cut my cuticle on my little finger and it bled a bit but I was too awkward to say anything because I didn't know if it was normal or not. :P

[strawberryspoons]

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

[c0ffeekitten]

Alternatively: I went through periods of depression so frequent and intense that I never considered that I’d actually make it to my 20s so now I’m kinda just making it up as I go

[cali-katt]

Or: BOTH

[srsfunny]

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

[iconuk01]

“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

[tealdeertamer]

I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.

And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“ 

Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

[words4bloghere]

Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

[stephendann]

Wolf packs have maternity leave?

[0x5742]

Wolves: better than American companies.

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[underlyingtheveganity]

Dem eyelashes tho. Feeling super cute

[arandomthot]

Everything’s cute until you check the price tag

[ginny-rummy]

“this is cute~~*”

“….”

“lmao not for 35$ its not”

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

Ok but “….” is literally the face of when you see the price

[mera-dianas-deactivated20190522]

[gremlintit]

[shionnes-imeris]

I’m sorry child but we cannot forfeit the final Box of Orden for one person’s life. That’s easy for you to say, she’s not your mother. No, she’s my daughter.

[newgirlystuff-deactivated202402]

You never wanted to be anybody’s girlfriend and now you’re somebody’s wife. I don’t think I’ll ever understand that. 

[mariodaymiller]

[smushee]

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc. It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

[blackwoolncrown]

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

[aureliaborealis]

does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says “wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin”

[thebigblackwolfe]

She fucking Pavlov’d herself, the absolute madwoman

[homofied]

[weeniebagel]

yo whatever happened to gladiators n coliseums n shit? when did we decide that blood sports were bad? im tryna see two men kill each other on pay per view

[weeniebagel]

dont worry im a feminist id pay to see two women kill each other as well

[weeniebagel]

political correctness killed the gladiatorial arena and its disgusting. fucking millennials (400 AD)

[yiffmaster]

gladiators were actually very skilled and expensive to train (not to mention charismatic and popular), so they rarely fought to the death actually; it was more of a… ritualized theatrical combat

the modern equivalent you’re looking for is professional wrestling

[calliopecoyote]

Ok but when are professional wrestlers gonna be throwing nets and shit and using swords???

[yugirimistwalker]

what is a chair if not a modern day sword

[yiffmaster]

what is a table but a domestic net

[crazyexedits]

[yourfavesparksjoy]

You spark joy!