*finger guns*

I don’t wanna put anything here

[27-umbrellas]

Diego: *interacts with Lila*

His siblings:

[phoenixes-and-wizards]

let’s talk about the fact that the last time diego and vanya were alone together, he could barely stand to be around her and wouldn’t even look her way because he was mad about a billion different things, but the last time we see them interacting this season, they’re leaning against each other in an unspoken show of solidarity because its almost like a joke now, the fact that the hargreeves have such shitty love lives but hey at least they will always have each other, and it’s just so adorable that i cannot breathe–

[silkirose]

:/

[silkirose]

:0

[silkirose]

:)

[silkirose]

A little update <3

I still read all of your lovely replies! I have not given up on art my friends! I have even started my own webcomic on webtoon! It’s called Seth In Space and it would mean a lot to me if you would support me there! Love you all and happy halloween!!

[silkirose]

I’m so happy to tell you all that I’ve made great progress with my mental health!! To genuinely be able to say that I feel happy is so liberating and free! I know a lot of you are still in that dark place. I’m here to say that it does get better. Much better! I still have some tough days but progress is progress! Be kind and gentle to yourselves. I love you all and thank you to everyone who’s supported me over the years!

Here’s links to my commissions and projects! Commissions Animal Crossing Commissions Animal Crossing Tarot Cards Tarot Readings Seth In Space

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

[pearlsxandxpeonies]

[flugelwhisper]

I didn’t know there was a 2020 update and now I’m crying. I’ve been there before. It’s h*ll. I’m so proud of you OP for finding beauty and love. 🌷

[stiltfox]

OP I AM SO PROUD OF YOU AND YOUR PROGRESS I HOPE YOU’RE HAVING A WONDERFUL DAY

[amira-zahirah]

Doodling Cursed Unus Annus

Eboy Mark and Goth Ethan (with quarantine hair)

[write-on-world]

[writing-prompt-s]

[rory-for-short]

Sander Sides If they weren't played by Thomas in a dream cast

Jack mcbrayer as Patton

Keith Habesburger as Logan

Cole Sprouse as Virgil

Jonathan Groff as Roman

John Mulany as Janus

Robert Sheenan as Remus

Anyone else have ideas for who could play the sides well? Obviously Thomas is the MASTER of embodying all of them, but it's fun to think about.

[catchymemes]

[destiel-love-forever]

In the middle of lunch one day, everyone minding their own business in the cafeteria, a Senior guy dressed in a banana costume came in screaming. He was in clear DISTRESS. Flailing his arms and running in zig zags. He kept screaming things like “help me!” and “he’s going to get me!” && we were all SO confused until all of a sudden a damn gorilla shows up (guy in suit, of course). He beats on his chest and lets out a huge roar, the banana lets out a shriek, and then it’s ON. These two ran through our tiny cafeteria, the gorilla roaring and the banana frantically singing “I will survive.” At one point the banana saw someone with a banana peel on their table (clearly they had ate a banana for lunch) and he took the peel from them and screamed “BROOOOTTHHHERRR!” before returning to singing “I will survive” in a much more determined tone.

It ended when our school principal took the gorilla down (yeah, tackled him to the ground, if you knew our principal you’d understand… we were a school of like 300 people TOTAL and he was like all of our best friend. Dude was cool) and yelled, “This is a banana safezone young man!”

The following day, there were ‘banana safezone’ posters everywhere and we had a school assembly where our guidance counselor talked about banana rights.

I’ve never looked at a banana the same.

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

4 or 5 teachers had an ongoing war when it came to disrupting each others classes. Ms. Spell taped all of Manzella’s expo markers to the ceiling knowing he was too short to get them even if he stood on a desk. Coach Ingram went into Ms. Gay’s room and shoved a whole row of desks mid class and left. Someone got Ingram’s projector set up to the panda cam at the zoo knowing how much he HATES pandas. Ms. Spell turned everything upside down in Ingrams room (yes, everything. Woman was built like an amazonian).

Another favorite between the teachers was when a student would get one of the freshmen to ask about the pool on the roof. Theyd be sent off on a wild goose chase looking for the key. It was marvelous.

[the-furry-butler]

We had a pool on the roof

[iron-kolo]

The high school principal robbed a gas station at gun point.

[craseycazy]

Reblog if you think people under 18+ can indentify as Asexual, Aromantic, Ace, Aro, Grey, or anywhere on the Ace Spectrum.

[mijomii]

Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

[mijomii]

Me: I think I don’t exist.

Therapist: Listen, you do exist, and if you didn’t, someone would have to create you because the world would be a much sadder place.

Me: Jerome, how dare you saying something so sweet when I’m dissociating.

[mijomii]

Me: Honestly, (thing that is totally fucked up for any ‘sane’ person) is normal, right?

Therapist: No.

Me: Wow.

Therapist: You’re just a fucked up bitch.

Me: I do agree with the fucked up bitch part.

Therapist: That’s a start!

[mijomii]

Me: I guess he’s still my friend?

Therapist: Considering what you told me and how much you wanna beat him to death, he’s not. You pretty much hate him despite knowing him for years.

Me:

Me: Why did I need to come here to realize that.

Therapist: Because that’s my job to help you to understand some stuff. Also because you’re way too kind and you would let someone punch you in the guts and still consider them as your friend while they stab you.

Me: I don’t need that kind of call out, Jerome.

[mijomii]

Me: Hey, I brought you coffee. And croissants too, but I ate them. *puts Starbucks coffee in front of him*

Therapist: Oh that’s nice!!... Oh my name is on it!!

Me: Yeah!!

Therapist: It’s wholesome but... *very confused and silently*... How do I drink it?

[mijomii]

Me, not being able to come to my appointment and having to call him: I’m sorry, it’s all my fault, I’m so so so sorr-

Therapist: I dare you to say sorry one more time. I dare you.

[mijomii]

Therapist: Hey I wanna show you this super funny image I found the other day.

Me: What-

Therapist: *turns his screen and show me THIS* 

Me: 

Me: Jerome.

[mijomii]

Therapist: You went to the gaypride?

Me: Yeah, I went.

Therapist: Was it something you enjoyed?

Me: Mh. Yeah. Sorta.

Therapist: Did you see some bears?

Me:

Me: Jerome wh-

Therapist: That’s the only term I know outside of the LGTB one, I wanted to use it. 

[mijomii]

Therapist: Are you sure you’re not becoming roommate with (name) because of pity? Kinda sacrificing yourself?

Me: No, I want it!!

Therapist: Finally, you’re not forcing yourself for the others! And you’re doing something you want! I’m proud of you!

Me: You’re more of a dad than my own father.

Therapist: That’s not very hard.

[mijomii]

Me: I always wondered, are you queer?

Therapist: I am not.

Me: Ooh.

Therapist: Or am I?

Me: Ooh!

[mijomii]

As an update, Jerome gave my appointment to someone’s else today so we were both in the waiting room, confused and he walked in, patted my head and said sorry but honestly it was hilarious.

The secretary came to tell me that Jerome actually forgot to write me down on the appointment list.

This is a 100% normal situation with Jerome as my Therapist.

[mijomii]

As an addition, more than half of my friends want Jerome to adopt me and refer to him as “Therapist dad”.

He’s aware of it and think it’s hilarious.

[mijomii]

Me, after complaining for the 25 times about my birth father: Idk if you noticed, but I’m full of anger against him.

Therapist: Oh, really, I never noticed. You know, you should turn that anger into indifference. It would help you.

Me: Unholy gods, I wish it was me.

[mijomii]

Therapist: You know, people will still love you even if you don’t offer them things all the time. You don’t have to do that.

Me: What??

[mijomii]

Therapist: Why don’t you send a mail to your psychiatrist when you have a bad mood swing?

Me: Like what? ‘Hey Joël wassup, I’ve been very suicidal lately last night I wanted to die. Hope you have rad vacations and the weed is good save some good kush for me, kissy kissy.’ ?

Therapist: Exactly.

Me: You’re as bad as me with human interactions Jerome, y’know.

[mijomii]

Me, heavily dissociating: I don’t exist-

Therapist: Can I touch you to prove you that you do?

Me: Dinner first.

Therapist:

Therapist: Damien, you moron.

[mijomii]

Therapist: You need vacations.

Me: I’m broke.

Therapist: Oh yeah.

Therapist: You still need vacations tho.

Me: Jerome, I am still broke.

[mijomii]

Me, by text: Hey, you just walk by me!

Therapist, by text: Oh sorry. I didn’t see you.

Therapist, by text: Wait. Were you at the tattoo shop?

Me, by text, totally at the tattoo shop: You have no proof.

[mijomii]

For a bit of context here: Around two months ago I went to a friend’s who happened the live on the same street as Jerome, which I didn’t know. He was really surprised to see me and came to check on me, asking me why I was here with a bit of concern on his voice. And this take place earlier this month:

Therapist: So your friend lives in the same street than I?

Me: Yes. Town’s short I guess.

Therapist: Were you really going to your friend...?

Me: Yes?? Why else would I be here?

Therapist: A lot of drug deals happen in this street and I see often teenagers and young adults coming and buy stuffs. I was a bit worried for you.

[mijomii]

Me, at 2pm: I’m sorry I’m going to be late!

Therapist: Your appointment was this morning at 11:30am, Damien.

Me:

Me: What.

[mijomii]

Jerome is still not aware of his fame and idk how to announce him.

[mijomii]

Therapist; What’s up with you and wanting domestic rats.

Me: I’m gonna get a rat and call him Jerome just to piss you off.

Therapist:

Therapist: How dare you.

[mijomii]

Therapist: Weed doesn’t do much on me and I must admit I’m kinda disappointed.

Me:

Therapist: Do you smoke?

Me: Jerome.

[bread-n-bed-n-head]

On hard days I wonder how Jerome is doing

[mijomii]

He’s doing fine, last time he shown me his fav pic of a red panda which is this one

[whatinrandamnation]

I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND IT AAAAAAAH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME FEEL

[mijomii]

It’s really amazing how happy people get when they find this post omg

[aethera-secat]

Always reblog Jerome.

Is he now aware of his fame?

[mijomii]

After months, he is, and he just told me “Haha, this is funny. I’m happy it’s helping people!”

I think he doesn’t realize that he’s known *worldwide*

[a-bisexual-teenager]

I LOVE THIS POST!!!!!

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

This is great

[therealcanadianpumpkin]

OP can we get more updates please

[mijomii]

Sure! Here’s his fav cat breed

[katvaramell]

OP we need another update!

[mijomii]

Is his fav dog breed an acceptable update? Or more?

[mijomii]

Special guest of the day because I haven’t seen Jerome in a little while: My psychiatrist.

Psychiatrist, pointing at my little shovel tattoo: Does it have a meaning?

Me: Actually yes, it’s one of the rare ones who does. I wanted to be a gravedigger for a long time but since I’m disabled I can’t. So it’s just a little funny reminder of my wish to become a gravedigger.

Psychiatrist: Until when did you want to become a gravedigger?

Me: Until 20yo I think? Yeah, from kindergarten to 20yo.

Psychiatrist: Oh. Well, who am I to judge when I was a kid i wanted to be a garbageman because ridding the truck looked funny.

[mijomii]

Therapist: You’re allowed to tell what you feel. You can’t keep everything stored in bottles and hope for the best, you’ll never be happy if you do this.

Me: But they won’t be happy.

Therapist: Be egoistic. You’re not in charge of everybody’s happiness but you’re in charge of yours. It will take times to start to say that you dislike what people are saying, it will take time to manage to say to the others when they hurt you. It’s not easy. But you’re allowed to tell people how you feel and to accept how you feel rather than bottling up.

Me: How long will it take me to manage to do it?

Therapist: I started to do it in my thirties. There is no starting point, you just go at your pace.

[mijomii]

Therapist: Last time I saw a handful of young people with pride flags. I tried to see if you and your friends where at it.

Me: Jerome, I’m not at every pride manifestations. I won’t even go to the pride parade this year.

Therapist, sounding slightly disappointed: Oh well. You should, it’s fun.

[silliestgoosephob]

Awww! Maybe you guys can go together some time! (Unless that violates a therapist thing?)

[mijomii]

It does! Unless he goes on his own and we end up meeting each other because of randomness, I can’t offer him to come. But regardless, I don’t plan to go to it this year :0!

[mijomii]

Therapist: You’re not at our therapy group?

Me: No, you invited me last time but I had a medical appointment so I didn’t come. But what do you exactly do in that therapy group?

Therapist: We have tea and biscuits. And we talk to each other about diverse stuffs.

Me: Oh I’d like to join then.

Therapist: And you’ll try to talk, right?

Me: ... I mostly come for the tea and the biscuits.

Therapist: As long you leave some for me. *proceeds to add in big in his schedule ADD DAMIEN TO GROUP*

[mijomii]

In these confined days, I miss therapy with Jerome.

[fish-thatcantswim-deactivated20]

I want a therapist like Jerome.

[chaosciara]

I aspire to be a therapist like Jerome!!!!!!

[rockinoutforthdead-deactivated2]

Song Titles I Will Never Get Tired of Saying

For A Pessimist, I’m Pretty Optimistic - Paramore

There’s a Good Reason These Tables are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of it Yet - Panic! at the Disco

She’s the Prettiest Girl at the Party, and She Can Prove It With a Solid Right Hook - Frank Iero and the Cellabration 

Grand Theft Autumn/Where is Your Boy - Fall Out Boy

From A Mountain in the Middle of the Cabins - Panic! at the Disco

It’s not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Deathwish - My Chemical Romance

Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass - All Time Low

Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na) - My Chemical Romance

I Miss Having Sex But At Least I Don’t Want To Die - Waterparks

Go To Hell, For Heaven’s Sake - Bring Me The Horizon

Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends - Fall Out Boy

Hey Tomorrow Fuck You and Your Friend Yesterday - Mindless Self Indulgence

If I’m James Dean, You’re Audrey Hepburn - Sleeping With Sirens

We Don’t Believe What’s On TV - Twenty One Pilots

[andyblackveil]

Andy & Daredevil on Juliet’s Instagram story. (via Instagram @thejulietsimms - Dec 25, 2017)

SO DAMN PRETTY.

[nico5273]

This is like me to everyone

[andyblackveil]

THE PROPHET ft. the eye thing Then vs. Now

[sorryimjessi-blog]

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

[mortally-challenged]

[hotgarbagecentral]

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

[dreamstormdragon]

I’ll reblog it.

[sushi-monger]

[blue-skyes-above]

m8 i talk to my internet friends every night

[roseverdict]

boi yesss

[spaladin]

21 yr old trans guy with no interest in having pedos following me so BYE thanks

[black-equals-mysoul]

Please unfollow me if you can’t reblog this

[sinners-key-blog]

Let’s proceed to prove them wrong.

[judlenudle]

my dad thinks that everyone on the internet is evil and wants to murder me

@artystikmonkee you a murderer or nah?

[anonymoussupporter-deactivated2]

I met my bestest friend via internet uwu

[drakowulf]

this is stupid you can make the same argument about IRL people too one reblog incoming

[frostfire98]

Completely ridiculous

[askprincessariel]

HERE it is again

[tinydancer1112]

I have more friends in my life that i’ve met online than I do friends i met in person

[demon-ler-deactivated20221009]

Yo

[laughbait]

:^)!!

[bitchassslytherinsnakery]

Internet friends are also a LOT better than friends irl

[hyunrun]

Can’t agree with the fact that internet friends are better than irl friends, though I know a lot of people can, I somehow managed to get some good friends, but friends online are what I needed in my life

[c-h-pictures]

My online friends are a lot more supportive and less judging of me than my irl friends. I have more and know more friends in life, but relations aren’t always strong between us. The people I have met online are so much more supportive of me - especially in the gender department

[kikithegirl]

ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

[nudne]

this post eminates incredibly demonic energy

[kirbymongerr]

This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed

[not-my-brain]

People be like... "Reblog this and put in the tags where you live... your full name... your social security number... those random numbers on your credit card and if you prefer chocolate or vanilla... I'm just curious lol..."

[not-my-brain]

And then other people be like "#lol sure.. this seems fun... #so I live in brainland and my name is brainy brainison... #fun fact my middlename is actually brainy too haha #cuz I'm named after my uncle brainy the 7th... #oh I love my social security number which is so easy to memorize cuz it's literally 7777... #haha don't know what the credit card thing has to do with anything #but the numbers there are 1775 3791 4872 7747.. #oh and those three on the back are 717... #anyways I absolutely love chocolate... #I don't understand why anyone would ever choose vanilla over chocolate... #like.. no... team chocolate all the way..."

[not-my-brain]

Anyways reblog this and put in the tags if you drink real coffee and what your zodiac sign is...

[not-my-brain]

Every taurus response has been disappointing so far...

[not-my-brain]

Pisces responses aren't really pleasing either....

Jesus probably didn't drink real coffee...

[not-my-brain]

My standards are the only valid ones... and they should be a known law about coffee...

Interesting though...

[not-my-brain]

...that's terrible

[not-my-brain]

Yes... fuck yes... finally another good response...

[not-my-brain]

I did... still terrible... :(

[tsukiomoon]

:)))))

[not-my-brain]

...so sad

[not-my-brain]

While that response pleases me a lot... your blog background sure doesn't...

[not-my-brain]

...no that's so sad

[not-my-brain]

That's not real coffee bud....

[not-my-brain]

If you mean you drink a lot of hershey something creamer shit... then bud you're not drinking coffee... that's not coffee...

[not-my-brain]

It... smells... intimidating..? You didn't even try it..? It just... smells intimidating..? Damn bud...

[not-my-brain]

Yes zab... fuck yes... great fucking response bud...

[not-my-brain]

I don't know what chicory coffee is supposed to be... and honestly I don't think I wanna know... cuz it's not real coffee... and that's terrible...

[not-my-brain]

No.. what the fuck is it..? It's soft..? Not powerful... not black..? It's with ice cubes..? Hell no... that sounds terrible...

[not-my-brain]

Somehow I have trouble believing that reuben.....

[not-my-brain]

This started off really good and then turned out kinda bad...

[ringwaldhaze]

that’s my specialty

[liquidstar]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[liquidstar]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[liquidstar]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[liquidstar]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[liquidstar]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[liquidstar]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[liquidstar]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[liquidstar]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[liquidstar]

ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[crowshira]

[vampirebriar]

They’re on the move