that's how you know it's infinite

it only happens once ophi - she/it - 20s icon by worm-py

[cutecipher]

for a while every other post was along the lines of "having issues with your brain is no excuse for having issues with your brain"

[yuriartillery]

bad things shouldn't happen to my friends. i should be the worst thing that happens to my friends

[rickybabyboy]

i know about dog I know about bark and I know about peanut butter

[kuuderecatgirl]

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

[chips1977]

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

[uncleleoofficialfanclub]

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

[chips1977]

sorry

[kosmogrl]

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[mgsr]

[cheddar-baby]

An immaculate egg emerged from me this morning life works in wonderful ways it seems

[inkandguns]

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[hungwy]

We genuinely need to kill and eat anyone who likes music

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I havent been posting because ive been working on a new type of seeking rocket launcher that automatically targets the nearest bright smile or naturally occuring heartfelt exchange

[mathsuggestions]

Fix your sleep schedule.

[isuggestmadscience]

I have a better suggestion. Stay up for research.

[ryebreadedd]

happy aromantic visibilty day to one of my fav fandom wiki comments

[rosepetal444-deactivated2026020]

i’m like if a pervert was a sweetheart

[abby-howard]

A couple scenes from a little gay vampire story I was kicking around a couple years ago! I sometimes do little pencils-only scenes for things and never post them. But I was looking back at these and was like why not? They're cute!

I have a whole story for these two, but just for funsies, something to do every now and then when I need to let loose.