that's how you know it's infinite

it only happens once ophi - she/it - 20s icon by worm-py

[frogsinflannel]

whoops sorry bud didn’t see you there (backs up so my post runs directly over you)

[artpopfath3r]

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[threedollarsdotcom]

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

[dragongirlbunny]

[poast-bot]

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

[dogpuppy]

[holesinmyhead]

did you have the dream i sent you?

[heartbreakhalo]

[feather-bone]

I hold your heart and you hold mine.

[ewaneneollav]

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

[mearchy]

my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[raelemond]

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

[beesmygod]

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

[johnnyspringgreens]

ok thanks [gives him estrogen][treats her like a human][helps her learn her worth][she knows now she can be whatever she wants][suddenly she wants to be world champion][enters her in a tournament][she wins in the first round but is immediately disqualified for male advantage (its coed)]

[wordswithimages]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Im craving... $000,000

[the-frog-blog-deactivated202510]

Check your Venmo :)🤭

[mrsterlingeverything]

STOPPP YOU DIDNT