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I genuinely think I can psychically predict when AO3 will be down because every time I write over 10K in a day, my dead wife website is down at some point in the next week.

uneducated-author

I did in fact write 6k words today so, sorry guys. This is why I never write.

#ao3

rocketbirdie

nobody:

absolutely no one:

tumblr staff: hey i got a great idea hows about we screw up everyone's decade of muscle memory by splitting the perfectly functioning reblog button into two separate things. and make every basic task take more clicks to perform than before. this is ideal. yup. yeah go ahead and push the update to all users and ignore all feedback. s'all good

#hahahahahaha hellsite this is a new form of fucked #humour

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Fun fact! Saint Valentine was beheaded, and here is a photo of his supposed skull! (which is kept in a reliquary in rome because catholics are freaky that way)

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I can never ever leave this website actually

ichi-is-a-cat

I see a reference to the Sedlic Ossuary, love the decor in that place.

this is a church that supposedly had holy ground or something that let people rot really fast, Idk what that’s about, but people really wanted to get buried there, and so they had overflow of dead people. so they exhumed old bodies and stored the bones in the church, before someone eventually said ‘hey, this would make a cool fucking chandelier.’ and then they started using the bones to decorate. this continued for several generations.

dharmagun

Looks like he’s sharing space with a bit of St. Patienta...maybe these are catacomb saints

marzipanandminutiae

I love the Sedlec Ossuary

what happened was, some dude from that town (it’s in the Czech Republic) went to the Holy Land in 1278 and brought back some dirt. he spread it in the churchyard, and then EVERYONE wanted to be buried there. because Super Extra Holy(TM). eventually they ran out of room, so they started exhuming old bodies and storing the bones aboveground instead. that’s what an ossuary is, so you have a Fun Vocab Word for the day

in 1870, the church leaders were like “these bones are kind of disorganized and just collecting dust. can anyone stack them better?”

and one František Rint, woodcarver and apparent prior incarnation of Guillermo del Toro, said, “MY TIME HAS COME”

and he. did that.

he also signed it

the church leaders must have been okay with it, because I imagine he ran the plans by them and also they didn’t immediately burn the place to the ground. but I still like to picture them looking over the initial sketches with Rint watching, and roughly these expressions on their respective faces:

(Panel from the Oglaf Comics strip, “Labyrinth.”)

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

and on that note, happy valentine's!

#st valentine #love a skull #interesting

Local edgy rival throws himself in river to avoid processing emotions, challenges kitty, more at 18:00 Tom.

#wind breaker 204 #windbreaker manga #windbreaker #wind breaker #windbreaker spoilers #in all seriousness I get how deep this moment was but lemme be silly about it #love that Momojikawa was like 'I am going to be your antagonist and I will NEVER accept you' and ONE flashback later-#sakura learning Talk No Jutsu like all good protagonists

energyprison

Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year

brawltogethernow

Suspicious.

datasoong47

Six days and still no Wednesday. I think it's safe to conclude that there will be no more Wednesdays ever

uneducated-author

By jove...

newyorkthegoldenage

Source: Dorothy Parker FB

newyorkthegoldenage

This one is always worth reposting. Telegram sent by Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley, December 31, 1929.

chocolatecakecas

damn we got 2022 tomorrow

certifiedgirlthing

Damn we got 2023 tomorrow.

spottedbread

damn we got 2024 tomorrow

churchofthestarrychildren

damn we got 2025 tomorrow

armayes

damn we got 2026 tomorrow

Suegiku went to the Shin Soukoku school of beating the shit out of each other to break brainwashing and they had all the same teachers.

#bungou stray dogs #bsd spoilers #bsd 127 #bsd 127 spoilers

calliopechild

We all like to think we can handle change gracefully, and then someone rearranges our grocery store.

#the notes for this is fucking hysteric #everyone calling out their local grocery store like they're trying to get fucking Aldi's cancelled #but just to add my own 2 cents #local Asda just had the fucking audacity to move the asparagus to the far side of the aisle #next to the leafy greens #like FUCKING WHY #(I don't eat spargel but wtv)#they also split up the confectionary so the boxes are in the confectionery aisle but the bars/bags are with the biscuits #everyone should have to give three days notic before rearranging grocery stores

lizziemack

I genuinely think I can psychically predict when AO3 will be down because every time I write over 10K in a day, my dead wife website is down at some point in the next week.

#ao3

Full Metal Alchemist Day AND new BSD chapter, who knew life could be good!

#bungou stray dogs #bsd 125.5

I didn't know my cold dead heart could still feel things but seeing the Armed Detective Agency after all this time, seeing them rally behind Atsushi, seeing them fight for each other and with each other, it's more than I could have ever thought possible holy shit-

Like yes we got Fitzgerald back too, but if he's the price I must pay for ADA content I'll take it-

#bungou stray dogs #bsd atsushi #bsd spoilers #bsd manga spoilers #bsd 125.5 #bsd 125.5 spoilers #bsd armed detective agency #seriously though #the ADA and their relationship was always my favourite part of BSD and while I love the current Shin Soukoku and loved the Soukoku Prison #it's nice to have this team back #even just for half a chapter you know?

kaurwreck

Akutagawa is often like this is my cat, he's a fucking idiot but he's also deifically powerful and as soon as I put his little cat clothes on him, he's going to fuck up your shit beyond your ability to currently conceive. And, like, he's referring to Atsushi, who is standing right there.

kaurwreck

Akutagawa is often like that is my cat, he's my fucking ordeal because he made me vow to cut the pretense and learn to feel within me that mysterious thing which drives me to act and whenever my mind began to fade, he reached out to take my tainted hand for reasons beyond my then-ability to believe. And, like, he's referring to Atsushi, return Atsushi to him right now.

kaurwreck

or the catboy can just return himself, damn.

#bungou stray dogs #bsd 124 #bsd akutagawa #bsd atsushi #shin soukoku #bsd spoilers #humour #atsushi be like 'this is some TRASH I found who won't stop BOTHERING me and THIS IS WHY DAZAI DOESN'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE'#and he's talking about the guy he's tearing through time and space for

xvxblahhhxvx

It's pretty funny to think about the fact that in terms of time, it's probably been barely a minute since Akutagawa shouted his ever iconic "Return the Weretiger to me!" so I imagine when Atsushi does just appear seemingly out of thin air, he's a bit confused and wonders if he's had the power to manifest people this whole time and why didn't he try it sooner

uneducated-author

Akutagawa: Do you follow Beetlejuice rules, where I summon you by saying your name?

Atsushi: IDK, how often do you talk about me when I'm not there?

#bungou stray dogs #bsd manga spoilers #bsd chapter 124 #bsd 124 #bsd akutagawa #bsd atsushi #shin soukoku

candycatfalls

I think Bill would wear this unprompted

oh absolutely

saiyanqueenreads

1000% truth.

uneducated-author

Finding this post and others like it is so fun because every time I see 'I think Bill would-' 'Bill in- 'Bill wearing' there is a second where I'm like, 'which Bill?' From Doctor who? The Kill Bill? Is that possibly the boy from Stranger Things?

Then I scroll and it is ALWAYS the Triangle Fucker (affectionate)

#gravity falls #don't watch it #but internet osmosis y'know