Freedom

Heterosexually challenged. The fella over there with the hella good hair. I'm pretty funny also. I'm easy to talk to, so why not give it a shot?

[bortoukali]

[n0chillvibes]

I can’t even escape math on tumblr

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

[glixbitch]

I JUST CHECKED THIS IS REAL IM SCREAMING

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

When you’ve spent 92 years on this earth with the name “Dick Van Dyke” and you’re only just now hearing the dumbest possible joke about it.

[taquito]

the cashier asked me how im gonna pay like in terms of cash or card and i just said “money” cause i meant cash and she went “thats how it works”

[deaddolin]

im the cashier

[charmammyy]

[2xghi0dgh65-deactivated20190207]

i have no followers on twitter and i wanted to show this off

[brbjellyfishing]

fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!

[mimikyyuu]

doctors in tweets be like

[gaysuggestions]

netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously

[iguanamouth]

*reading your tags* Yo I heard you like reptiles. Any fun facts? :D

 if a crocodile eats your dad they become your new dad

[iguanamouth]

you know too much

[babyanimalgifs]

Me thinking about a joke I told last week

[argumate]

what the fuck, that’s way funnier than the screengrabs

[hilariousgrindr]

[homo-nerd-grizz]

[elreyputo]

They are like 5 dollars sis

[homo-nerd-grizz]

SOME OF US DON’T HAVE $5

[sapamanders]

how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged

[sapamanders]

never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight

[sleepythug]

[nonbinarymerbabe]

same energy

[caustic-slushie]

what if instead of “7 minutes in heaven” theres a “7 minutes in hell” and what you do is you put 2 people in a closet for 7 mins and they have to beat the absolute shit out of each other 

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[thursday]

DAY 23

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 23

[fairydusts]

girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.

[feministfront]

Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.

[gibbearish]

feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything

[its-probably-all-elves]

Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow

[allcapsmadbitch]

just girly things~🌟