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Imagine having the beautiful world surrounding you to look at & yet people still decide to mind other people business

HEY GUYS IM A BROKE ENGLISH MAJOR TRYING TO SAVE SO I CAN PLAN A TRIP TO NYC! IM WRITING/EDITING ESSAYS SO I CAN MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY! IF YOU NEED ME TO EDIT OR WRITE YOUR ESSAY HIT ME UP!

weavemama

BY A WHAT

artistil

THATS ALL THE BIG SCARIES IN ONE BUG TFFF JU

1petulantpanda

Give it a dime, apparently.

1petulantpanda

Had to go research this thing, and the answer to what to do if it stings you is scream.

from Wikipedia-

“One researcher described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations. In terms of scale, the wasp’s sting is rated near the top of the Schmidt sting pain index, second only to that of the bullet ant, and is described by Schmidt as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”.“

momma-crow

Soooooo…dissociate to escape or?

theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea

It’s laying eggs in you.

prokopetz

Let’s back up a second and fully appreciate that description.

The Schmidt sting pain index, a widely used classification system for the bites and stings of ants, bees and wasps, is literally the personal ranking system of a guy named Justin Schmidt, who goes around letting bugs sting him for science. Like, that’s this Thing as a scientist.

In one entry, he describes the sting of the common bee as “almost pleasant, [like] a lover just bit your earlobe a little too hard.”

In another, the sting of the yellowjacket is described as “hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.“

So when the Schmidt sting pain index characterises the sting of the tarantula hawk as “blinding, fierce [and] shockingly electric”, well, now you know what your standard for comparison is!

moonsofavalon

this is fascinating but when do we kinkshame Justin Schmidt

eyeofscottie

black-eye-friday

downwithneocolonialism

i-hate-chick-fil-a

This is how u know ur on the right side of history

teachinginreallife

When a student storms out of class in anger

manfuckyopride

wombshaker

in conclusion: i need my thang licked

ohboiii

joeygotjuicee

If you're drippin Melanin from your pores Reblog and ill follow everyone of my fellow Melinators

skinoutqueen

Soon as a grown black woman says “lemme explain something to you” very calmly, just shut up because you already lost that fight and she about to rip you a whole new asshole