world's smartest idiot

Theo | they/he/she| nonbinary | minor

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Intoduction

So, I changed my blog theme..... again. And now I'm making a new intro because why not.

Hi! My name is theo, pronouns they/he/she

Im taking a lil’ break from posting right now, I’ll probably be back later in the summer, but I’m still here :)

I’m mainly a fandom blog, but i might also sometimes post other random stuff, (moodboards, thoughts I have in the middle of the night, etc)

These are some of my fandoms, but I’m trying to get into some new stuff so this will probably grow:

Stranger things

A series of unfortunate events

Heartstopper

Hamilton

Spiderverse

My ships, wich will also probably grow by the time I’m posting again:

Byler

Elmax

Henclair

Ronance

Viodora

Dunklaus

+ probably others I forgot abt

My wattpad: Theosaurus-rex

My ao3: Unfortunate sapphic disaster

My art/writing blog that I have no content for: @theodorableart

Emoji's I like (it's not relevant but I'm adding them anyways):

🤎🍄🐌🦋🤍✨️💅🏽🌻🖤🍂🏳️‍🌈

Ill add more when I inevitably realise I forgot something. Bye!

💛🩶💜🖤

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Summer break is crazy like what do you mean the sun comes up at 5 am now? That's my new bedtime

[pinkisinthecloset]

Young Aunt Josephine

[happylandfill23]

i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die

[hagiomoto]

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I have an exam tomorrow morning and I'm genuinely more concerned about finding somebody to see Leviticus with

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Update: I took the exam, I think I did alright, and finally found a theater that's playing Leviticus and Girls Like Girls in the same day

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I have an exam tomorrow morning and I'm genuinely more concerned about finding somebody to see Leviticus with

[baekjinification]

i have like three exams upcoming that i should most definitely be studying for, anyways do you guys think there will be a happy ending for leviticus?

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Definitely hope so. I know queer people have a history of mostly sad endings in film and I think they'd want to divert from that.

(Also does anyone happen to know the limits of the intoxication defense? My exam is in law)

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I have an exam tomorrow morning and I'm genuinely more concerned about finding somebody to see Leviticus with

[yelenapines]

does anyone else feel extremely guilty over not being your assigned gender. specifically if you were afab.

[nichet-crochet]

[narrativelogicofbyler]

noah saying “i feel like i was robbed of a good romance in stranger things” is the first time someone inside the machine has actually pointed at the elephant the show kept shoving behind nostalgia and neon. from a film and tv standpoint, it’s a performer finally naming the structural failure the text refused to confront: the only explicitly queer character was treated as an emotional prop, not a narrative subject. will’s arc was built on longing, repression, and service to other people’s romances, while the cinematography and blocking kept hinting at a story the writing wouldn’t let him have. that’s not subtlety; that’s a refusal to commit.

the industry has a long history of letting queer characters ache but never arrive, desire but never be desired, orbit but never be centred. stranger things followed that pattern to the letter, and noah calling it out isn’t unprofessional, it’s necessary. his performance carried the emotional weight of a romance the script wouldn’t acknowledge, and the disconnect between what he was playing and what the narrative allowed became impossible to ignore. saying he was “robbed” isn’t exaggeration; it’s a precise articulation of how queer characters are so often handled: sidelined, sanitised, or treated like narrative inconveniences.

good for him for saying it plainly. it’s rare to see an actor break the polite silence around mishandled queer storytelling, and it lands even harder because he’s right and because he’s gay himself.

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Soldier Poet King: who's who?

Mike is the soldier, Will is the poet, Jane is the king

Mike is the soldier, Jane is the poet, Will is the king

Will is the soldier, Mike is the poet, Jane is the king

Will is the soldier, Jane is the poet, Mike is the king

Jane is the soldier, Mike is the poet, Will is the king

Jane is the soldier, Will is the poet, Mike is the king

Voting ended onFeb 14

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Soldier Poet King: who's who?

Mike is the soldier, Will is the poet, Jane is the king

Mike is the soldier, Jane is the poet, Will is the king

Will is the soldier, Mike is the poet, Jane is the king

Will is the soldier, Jane is the poet, Mike is the king

Jane is the soldier, Mike is the poet, Will is the king

Jane is the soldier, Will is the poet, Mike is the king

Voting ended onFeb 14

[batszboo]

This is my niche that not many people will get but I simply couldn't stop thinking about it so walk with me.

Tragic gay boy who's in love with his best friend and has suffered WAY too much in his life :(

His overprotective, emotionally repressed best friend who's gay too but doesn't know it yet

Iconic girl with psychic powers that dated the best friend but actually needed to figure out who she really is first

Short commentary on the similarities I pointed out and how, in my opinion, one show handled them much better than the other.

Headcanons and jokes apart, DBD handled the "unreciprocated feelings for your best friend" trope so much better than ST in just one season and I wish Will could've, at the very least, gotten a confession scene with Mike because he deserved that much. Especially since they made such a big deal out of his feelings for Mike just to water them down to a crush and giving him that fuckass "friends? no thanks, best friends!" conversation as closure.

DBD also treated her female main character much better, for example, they didn't let her get stuck in an unfulfilling relationship, they didn't forget about her friendships just to reduce her to being someone's girlfriend and they didn't make her feel like a weapon bc of her powers until her very end. Instead they let her work on herself to find out who she really is and gave her a support system based on friendship rather than a romantic relationship.

DBD deserved at least another season and ST deserved a much better ending, I miss what could've been and what we could've gotten...

[demadogs]

everyone postpone your suicides

[reachforgreatnessalways]

mike needs to fight will's 7 evil exes but they turn out to be richie, boris, trevor, ziggy, chance, carlton, and lucas sinclair

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Missed opportunity for a closet joke, ngl