je ne sais rien

we all die you either kys or get killed

[mindlesslittlefreak]

what is a writer, if not a miserable little pile of ideas and half written google docs

[artwheat]

i tripped over my cat this morning

[doorstoplord]

~ you always said how you loved dogs ~

[pseudomantis]

we should start giving testosterone to ants

[feralsquirrel666-deactivated202]

uncles

[antia-calviz]

Could you draw Five with his powers? ✍︎

five rly went *zwoop*

[mockwa]

[blackwoolncrown]

congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it

[nelc]

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

I hope you don’t mind, but I slowed the gif down because that is a FANTASTIC move.

[night-claw]

The sword clearly cuts his wrist and waist. I mean he took the guys sword away, sure, but also fucked up his own ability to fight at the same time. It’d be one thing if he was wearing armor, but this is like a dueling thing.

[armthearmour]

I think you give too much credence to a Sword’s ability to cut. This is from the manual I practice, “Il Fior di Battaglia,” “The Flower of Battle,” by Fiore dei Liberi. I have performed this maneuver, and I’ve gotta say, when done right, it feels good.

Point being, if you do it right, when you pivot around your guard and bring the pommel around the blade, your wrist does come into contact with the edge, but there is no sliding motion, and it’s that sliding motion that causes a blade to slice. You pivot, pull against the blade, and it goes flying as your wrist pulls away from the edge.

I’ve never made a blade go flying so far as the guys in this video, but even if I did, the blade doesn’t have the right kind of leverage and power behind it to cut into his waist there. It would strike him, and he might feel it, but I doubt it would even scratch his clothes.

[ruok900]

Okay this took me... much longer than it should have. Inspired entirely by an ask I sent to @phcking-detective (let me know if you'd like me to remove the tag!) Sorry about the black-screen video, I just Could Not figure out how to post a plain audio!

[heartevent]

forgot i had the ancient arrows equipped and accidentally sent this man to eeby deeby

[heartevent]

would like to let everyone know that after i accidentally did this the yiga clan didnt ambush me for an in real life week

[jackdawn]

Visit Original Link

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

[howlsomehowell]

[squidinktea]

[tsumikitxt]

[visitingfan]

[literal----trash]

The Academy: Five, why don't you open up more?

Five's suppressed emotions:

Has this been done yet?

[untitled10074]

Had an idea that popped into my head and I decided to go for it. So here: a battle worn RK900!

My art @faithdrawsthings

[unfortunatelyhomosexual]

inside by bo burnham was an experience. I loved every second of it

[rilianedautriche]

starting a collection

[cries-in-espanol-deactivated202]

us: wow i hope five gets a break in season 3

aidan: i’ve been screaming for the past week shooting tua and my throat is destroyed because of it.

[unfortunatelyhomosexual]

smiles.

[wizard0rb]

should i post the walmart comic

or should i simply wait

[wizard0rb]

If no one responds then I will have no choice

[wizard0rb]

one sec

[wizard0rb]

here it is. the surreal horror walmart comic i made in eighth(?) grade.

[kengi-bengi-alt]

8TH  GRADE?!?!!?!?

[antia-calviz]

“A first year of employment well done, Five. Keep it up and there will be much bigger things in store for your future.”

[commission for @clementineofmine based on @theboywantscoffee ‘s fic “Blood on My Name”, narrating Five’s days working for the commission! thank you sm!]