drink some fucking water

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Stranger Things
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drink some fucking water
A strange alien doctor stands near the unconscious body of Padme Amidala. “It appears she has lost the will to live.” A older man with a limp hobbles closer with the aid of a cane. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” says Dr. Gregory House.
If dangerous predator why ear shape like that
may i offer you a cat boy maid gritty? may i offer you the esteemed mascot of the philadelphia flyers dressed in a maid costume with cat ears? would you like that?
i always find it weird when people describe children as worry free because most of my childhood memories are of me worrying
yall with your ugly celeb man crushes
This is a powerful child.
They should hang out
Larval Goths
We can’t forget about her!!
i’ll look forward to hearing your statement if you ever make it out
Do americans actually live like this
Ai generated photo right. Right?
that looks like an entirely normal suburban american neighborhood so if its AI-generated, it’s realistically done.
So the rest of the world watches our movies and in a lot of our movies we mock and satirize the eeriness and soullessness of these manufactured communities but I’m guessing you guys thought it was exaggeration
I mean. Depending on whether you have a headboard, a big Lixit water bottle could totally do that. They make em in up to 64oz, or you could get a glass one up to 32oz. You don't even got to screw it in; it comes with a holder that can hook over the side of the bed frame.
....I would absolutely seriously consider this if I could reliably swallow without choking while lying down, ngl.
I love seeing Tenebrionidae on trail. They always look like they know where they’re trying to go.
why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies
They explain this in the tinkerbell movies. The light comes from the pixie dust covering every faries wings. This guy hasn’t even seen the tinkerbell movies
wine for idiots
WHITE WINE
if you want to make a wine person very unhappy, say that a white wine they like "is giving me a little green bell pepper?"
RED WINE
honestly the only two questions you need to start credibly talking about red wine are "does it taste like red fruits (strawberry/cherry/raspberry) or black fruits (blackberry/plum)?" and "does it taste oaky (i.e. gently sweet and earthy in a way youd associate with coffee or chocolate or warming spices)
if its a fancy dry wine (not a dessert wine, not port, manischewitz or markovic) dont say "sweet," say "juicy"
FIZZY WINE
if its red and fizzy its probably a lambrusco
if youre drinking champagne talk about the "minerality," even chalk notes if youre feeling gutsy. you dont have to taste it just say it
ORANGE WINE
this is very trendy. youre gonna want to talk about its "funkiness." if you use the term "gym socks" at the right time you will get a round of laughs or at least knowing nods. if you see shmutz in the bottom dont worry about it.
MISC
if you want a wine person to talk for a while and not ask you any questions just ask them how they feel about natural wine. theyll go on for a little and you can decide to agree or disagree based on how hot they are
i dont think anyone should know anything
if youre a teen and an adult makes fun of you just remember theres literally nothing more pathetic than being an adult who makes fun of children
the internet adds a layer of obfuscation to things but if you see a “funny” post written by a 30 year old making fun of 16 year old I want you to picture in your minds eye a 30 something saying that to a high schooler and see if you still think its funny afterwards.