unhappiNess

ness she/they 25

[longseasons]

does anyone need me so bad

[makefile-dot-in]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[albva]

[albva]

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

[whyenn-reader]

ADHD advice from non-ADHD people: start blocking out your day and put things in your google calendar

ADHD advice from ADHD people: any time you're waiting for your food to microwave YOU HAVE TO WASH DISHES WASH AS MANY AS YOU CAN THIS IS A RACE AGAINST TIME THIS IS THE ONLY TIME THIS COULD HAPPEN

[oneheadtoanother]

[i-post-hilarious-tweets]

[anton--rayne]

[degenezijde]

There's construction (well, mostly destruction) going on next door and I have turned into menwatchingworkers.jpg for highs like these.

[wordfather]

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[lemonylemus]

It's a hookup

[achesspiece]

the real moral lesson in chess is that you can only move forwards 5-6 times in your life before you're turned into a beautiful queen but also rarely you might be turned into a horse

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[pukicho]

The nude beach has the best seashells. This fucking sucks. I love seashells but I hate penis.

[butchyena]

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

[notatzimisce]

I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]