hostess

{ she. 9teen. "alive" }

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[wovi]

[krispycl0uds]

This one resonated with me

[unhospitable]

@gr3ml1n-bl0gs

[karvina]

[janedoodlee]

@thats-a-cat

[thats-a-cat]

that's a cat ✅️

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[unhospitable]

@3rac00n1natr3nchc0at

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[i-eat-mold]

as a professional losing dog please don’t bet on me

[enthyrea]

he’s like a close friend i worry about

[soupdwelling]

guy with the coolest cane in the galaxy

[mousesize]

love this animals... the salmon

[kaidenchii]

Revelations 16:3

“Then the second angel poured out his bowl on the sea, and it became blood as of a dead man; and every living creature in the sea died.”

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[oonpy]

Stop normalizing football

[guooey]

[talon-dragonbeast]

daily affirmations for college students

im doing great

my teeth and claws are very sharp

i can kill ai with my mind

the professor is more scared of me than i am of them

theres no surprise test on friday

no one can tell i have a tumblr blog

my roommates dont hate me

salmon burguers on sale

[innerchildabortionclinic]

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

[scalpho]

"mwahahaha" could be an evil laugh but it could also be "mwah ahaha" like someone kissing you and then laughing joyously because they love you